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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anyone else had a glut of industrial sized spiders this year ?
We've had an unusually large amount of extra big fellas - never seen them so big ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we're finding garden spiders in the house now? and yeah, the ususual house spiders do seem to have grown somewhat this year, last one I saw, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp!" haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we're finding garden spiders in the house now? and yeah, the ususual house spiders do seem to have grown somewhat this year, last one I saw, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp!" haha"
i love spiders myself actually. but if i found one in my house i would have to wave down a passing cyclist and say
excuse me sir could you possibly help a damsel in distress, but in scouse it would most probably sound like
alrite there la, could you help out this bird in her dress   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we're finding garden spiders in the house now? and yeah, the ususual house spiders do seem to have grown somewhat this year, last one I saw, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp!" haha
i love spiders myself actually. but if i found one in my house i would have to wave down a passing cyclist and say
excuse me sir could you possibly help a damsel in distress, but in scouse it would most probably sound like
alrite there la, could you help out this bird in her dress "
I'd be happy to help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have huge spiders in our house, with big fat hairy legs, oh sorry thats the husband....
We do have big spiders and I;ve tried allsorts to get rid and keep them out, but no every summer they appear again..
The worse thing is when i found one in my bed, I pulled back the covers and there it was, I couldnt sleep for a week  "
Our bed ain't got nothing that would attack you while ur all helpless like, come into our parlour.  |
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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago
Chester |
"yuck yuck yuck cant even read this post i am all itchy now ffsi want a spider a tarrantula and i even have a name "millie" what do ya think ??? girly spider  "
Come to our house for a few days take your pick, cant promise a tarrantula but maybe next best thing........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"inside or outside? how u know this worksso whos got a tarrantula i can stroke then ???"
Well I've got something just as hairy that might creep up on you in the night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hate them , hate them with a passion and suck them up the vac...
You can hear them going up the pipe too....
And i wanna know how they eat the flies ? Do they jump really high ?
Or do what i do and run round with a rolled up newspaper
Only went we aint looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have had loads this summer aswell.
I suck the up in the vacuum if mr new isn't about then leave it running for 5 mins just to make sure.
Only problem is I don't wanna touch the vacuum after
just in case
yuuueeeerrgghh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i actually like spiders. but i remember my sister and i watching arachnophobia on a video we rented. got really stuck into the film. just at the part where all the spiders were coming out of the walls in the bathroom while they were having a shower.....well a big chuffing spider ran across the floor between my sister and I. I nearly chuffing s*** myself.
i used to feed a big spider out in the garden by giving it tiny pieces of chicken in its web and then watch it go after it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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jesus!!!
you not normal, dont know about feeding the fookers. squashing them seems better. but i cant as i dont like the noise it makes
suck um up or chase the buggers with summat big |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thats it peaches you've had it. gona feed up all me hairy spiders with chicken, make em big and fat. then give em a sat nav with your address on and tell em your expecting them. be afraid....be very afraid. my spiders aint the normal spiders coz i aint normal. they wear boots and have fookin tourettes and come from liverpool
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ohhhh easily recognisable then "
ah hell yeah if yer eva met a gobby blonde scouser with tourettes and boots, you just know you aint gona be able to mistake her spiders. they are gona be like those big fook off ones in harry potter films and they are all off to peaches house....hehehe!!!!
bet you will look under the duvet tonite to make sure they arnt hiding there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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never mind the spiders all the chuffing wasps seem to wana live in my house. wot the feck for i dont know coz i like splatting the little blighters. they are even dive bombing me now as i speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never mind the spiders all the chuffing wasps seem to wana live in my house. wot the feck for i dont know coz i like splatting the little blighters. they are even dive bombing me now as i speak"
Get a fly swat .... it's much more fun than fly spray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are bl;oody wasps for i ask meself....?
what function apart from stinging us and annoying us , attacking ya sarnies on a hot day... do they have ?
answers on a postcard pleeze
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you know that they get worse in september? it's because the larvae in the nest stop producing carbohydrate secretions which feed them ... so the little swines go in search of sweet sticky stuff and annoy us |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"If you want to keep spiders out of your house, put a conker (horse chesnut) on each window ledge. That'll stop them!"
yes it does work used them for years
put them on the inside window sill
aparently they dont like the smell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a south african friend who once put his entire foot into a funnel web spider
he was 8 at the time and lived in the tranvaal and apparantly they live in little holes in the ground and jump out at passing prey
he was playing and running thru some vinyard at the time and his foot went into one of the holes
oh yuck yuck...
spider slippers |
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We saw a massive one in the sitting room,Wayne jumped onto the couch,i ran into the hall......also have four massive ones on our bins,have to get the housemate to put the rubbish out.....We are both terrified of the fuckers.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my best mate in the whole wide world has a terrible phobia of spiders. so much so she would abandon her children as babies if she so much as saw one. me being the helpful friend bought her a bath plug that had a spider on. so when you fill yer bath it looks like a fookin big one in the water. thought it would help her get used to her fears and over come them.
instead she hit me with her fookin slipper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was knocking down an old shed (when I had hair),I felt something occuring on my head,face and neck,100's of baby spiders.
I'd brushed a spiders nest off the ceiling with my hair.
They were all over me and I couldn't get the poor little buggers off without squashing them.
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I left a pair of shoes on the lounge floor, went to pick em up and get the lump of 'Cat Hairs' out, was a bloody harry the spider. Screamed the neighbour came dashing round thought I was being attacked lol |
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A few weeks ago my daughter went upstairs to find a really really huge one on the landing, shes scared of spiders and jumped back and fell down the stairs, she said the spider pushed her!! Actually it was probably big enough to do it, I ususlly catch em in something and put em outside but it was far too big for me to handle.
Was out in the garden the other day to find spiders mating, the big stripey garden ones are the females, its amazing how tiny the male is and he was scared shitless of getting eaten, facinating to watch actually,he kept moving gingerly towards her and tickling her, backing off, the tryin again. Eventually he did the deed in about half a second then scarpered as fast as his 8 little legs would carry him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago himself was at college with a guy who claimed not to be afraid of anything . . . .
Well another friend kept taratulas and told himself it had shed its skin leaving something looking exactly like a spider but without the body . . . what was himselfs reply??
Bring it in we will see how not scared he is they put this skin under the guys folder he opened it . . . . screamed like a baby splatted it then screamed some more!!!!
Yeah really hard lol 
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well i went down the stairs and there he sat looking at me....
dark brooding eyes and legs akimbo...
we stood staring , not a sound was heard bar my breath comming in small gasps.
I was ready for his first move .
I cant remember who made that first move but i knew it was to be his last.
SQUASHHHHHHHHHHH
that will teach the ucker to come into my house |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Well i went down the stairs and there he sat looking at me....
dark brooding eyes and legs akimbo...
we stood staring , not a sound was heard bar my breath comming in small gasps.
I was ready for his first move .
I cant remember who made that first move but i knew it was to be his last.
SQUASHHHHHHHHHHH
that will teach the ucker to come into my house"
awwwwwwwwwwww thats not nice peaches when you find a lady one can u send it to me |
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