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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? " What's with punctuation?... | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? What's with punctuation?..." What with the cheap tux | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? " It will be a minority that have fake hair, tits and tans. And nothing wrong with make up. X | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying "Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying "Meeeeeeoww | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? What's with punctuation?... What with the cheap tux" Lol class. | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying
Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it "I'm sure she'll be glad to hear that  | |||
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"Maybe they're not good looking without the makeup etc. It's a form of disguise. " I agree but lol | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying
Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it "Oh dear.  | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying
Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it
I'm sure she'll be glad to hear that "I’m sure she will  | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying "Yeah that don't count when someone's chomping on your sausage. | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying
Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it "Should we ask her what you’re good for?  | |||
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"I would imagine they’re racing towards your suave, respectful sophisticated self flinging their knickers into the air as they go OP. " Your shit at imagining things | |||
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"Natural beauty is what's inside ... at least that's what I've been told all these years when I've not embraced how I look. P" Natural beauty is inside your what? | |||
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"I would imagine they’re racing towards your suave, respectful sophisticated self flinging their knickers into the air as they go OP. " | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying
Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it
Should we ask her what you’re good for? "Please do  | |||
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"Natural beauty is what's inside ... at least that's what I've been told all these years when I've not embraced how I look. P Natural beauty is inside your what? "Arsehole | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? What's with punctuation?... What with the cheap tux" Lol good comeback mate, he deserves it as he was taking a foul swipe at working classes other day | |||
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"Natural beauty is what's inside ... at least that's what I've been told all these years when I've not embraced how I look. P" That's a heck of a backwards compliment. | |||
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"I wish they did makeup for men. Some would feel better if they could improve how they look too." They do. I wish more men wouldn’t be so afraid to use it  | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!!" I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. | |||
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"Whats with being all gym fit and toned men strutting round here and giving their opinions just eat and drink and let nature take its course "I do eat just healthier than your kebab diet and I do drink just water not choice to drink alcohol | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying
Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it
Should we ask her what you’re good for?
Please do "I’ve asked her. Sorry, it’s not good news  | |||
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"I wish they did makeup for men. Some would feel better if they could improve how they look too." There is make up lines for men. | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. " Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before | |||
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"That woman in your picture has fake nails... just saying
Notice how her face is covered good for sucking that’s it
Should we ask her what you’re good for?
Please do
I’ve asked her. Sorry, it’s not good news "Dam man  | |||
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"This thread will only end one way "Yes a round of harsh words and some blocks. Can I come sit on your knee and watch? | |||
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"I wish they did makeup for men. Some would feel better if they could improve how they look too. They do. I wish more men wouldn’t be so afraid to use it "Tragic | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before " I'm afraid that the closest thing to a procedure my lips have ever had is medicated lip balm | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. " It’s a wonderful world | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes " I know I agree with you full off mingers on here  | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before " Did I get what? | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what?" Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here "Nice! | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what?" Weren’t ment for you sorry I was so excited with all the re posts  | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here "You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real "No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came Onto you | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? " Think you've been buying too many inflatables. Pst...they're not real women. Mrs | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide "Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? Think you've been buying too many inflatables. Pst...they're not real women. Mrs " Maybe your right I need to get out more | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks"Which are you? | |||
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"Its all kick off, see what happens when the footy session finishes. "Hahahaha | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
Nice! "Wow! OP hope you are hot to back up that ridiculous statement | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you? "I’m a cucumber | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
You know people can have lovely full lips without having work done? "I didn’t till I seen yours  | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
Nice!
Wow! OP hope you are hot to back up that ridiculous statement "All we have is hope | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
You know people can have lovely full lips without having work done? "I agree, get told have blowjob lips | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
You know people can have lovely full lips without having work done?
I didn’t till I seen yours "Or mine! Lots of ladies in fact! | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks"Everyone has there own view on beauty your heads up your ass I might get a ban for this oh well  | |||
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"Some need all the help that they can get is why " Really!! | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
You know people can have lovely full lips without having work done?
I didn’t till I seen yours
Or mine!
Lots of ladies in fact! "Or mine don’t forget mine hahahahah oh please | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? What's with punctuation?... What with the cheap tux" | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber "Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist... | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
Nice!
Wow! OP hope you are hot to back up that ridiculous statement
All we have is hope "Hope indeed because SOH is proper shit | |||
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"Its all kick off, see what happens when the footy session finishes. " | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Everyone has there own view on beauty your heads up your ass
I might get a ban for this oh well "You might, people who tell the truth often do. | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist..."And may even breed | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Everyone has there own view on beauty your heads up your ass
I might get a ban for this oh well "I wondered why I keep smelling shit | |||
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"Some need all the help that they can get is why " I do | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
You know people can have lovely full lips without having work done?
I didn’t till I seen yours "I don’t have lovely full lips | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist...
And may even breed "Breed ? Your past your cell date for breeding | |||
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"I agree to an extent, I don't like these young women who look like dolls,they take the make up off and there's a totally different woman underneath ,no make up, just pure beauty " I take offence to this | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? " This is going to end well.......... | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
You know people can have lovely full lips without having work done?
I didn’t till I seen yours
I don’t have lovely full lips "Shit wrong person again this is to much  | |||
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"Women who wear makeup are false advertising themselves !!!! I like finding out that some men don't realise that my lips aren't naturally maroon and my eyelids don't grow their own gold sparkles. Saves me time. Did you get your lips so you look better hanging of a dick or was it purely because you had none before Did I get what? Oh are you implying I’ve had lip fillers? My lips are 100% real
No I was implying someone else had but for some reason it came
Onto you
You know people can have lovely full lips without having work done?
I didn’t till I seen yours
I don’t have lovely full lips "I suspect I do. Mother Nature. In my profile picture, with some colouring help from Mr NARS, but just colour. Not even overlining. That's just my mouth. | |||
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"I would imagine they’re racing towards your suave, respectful sophisticated self flinging their knickers into the air as they go OP. Your shit at imagining things " * You’re | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist..." | |||
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"OP can we see your face so we can at least know that you’re a solid 10/10 like me?" Pay me | |||
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"OP can we see your face so we can at least know that you’re a solid 10/10 like me? Pay me "Some cunt deffo gunno ban me for that loool | |||
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"I agree to an extent, I don't like these young women who look like dolls,they take the make up off and there's a totally different woman underneath ,no make up, just pure beauty I take offence to this " No offence meant, I'm sticking with my opinion though.... Sorry | |||
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"I would imagine they’re racing towards your suave, respectful sophisticated self flinging their knickers into the air as they go OP. Your shit at imagining things * You’re " Thanks man always respected my English teacher | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist...
And may even breed
Breed ? Your past your cell date for breeding"Cell? As in brain cell you mean?... | |||
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"I agree to an extent, I don't like these young women who look like dolls,they take the make up off and there's a totally different woman underneath ,no make up, just pure beauty I take offence to this No offence meant, I'm sticking with my opinion though.... Sorry " I need all the help I can get !!!!! Can’t help that I’m ugly  | |||
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"I agree to an extent, I don't like these young women who look like dolls,they take the make up off and there's a totally different woman underneath ,no make up, just pure beauty I take offence to this No offence meant, I'm sticking with my opinion though.... Sorry " COME ON ENGLAND KEEP IT REAL | |||
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" Breed ? Your past your cell date for breeding" *you're *passed *sell-by | |||
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"So should all women stop wearing make up... just so you guys know what munter lies beneath?? Pfft" LooL that was the best reply of the day | |||
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"I agree to an extent, I don't like these young women who look like dolls,they take the make up off and there's a totally different woman underneath ,no make up, just pure beauty I take offence to this No offence meant, I'm sticking with my opinion though.... Sorry COME ON ENGLAND KEEP IT REAL "But I don't want to offend? | |||
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"I wish they did makeup for men. Some would feel better if they could improve how they look too. There is make up lines for men. " I beg to differ. There may be make up lines for males but not men. | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn? "Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?! | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist..."If so I need a cock pic pronto | |||
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"So should all women stop wearing make up... just so you guys know what munter lies beneath?? Pfft" No, I don't like visible make up, but women are perfectly entitled to choose. | |||
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"Think some guys getting jealous of the OP’s big dick, resorting to correcting his spelling "Yes my tiny penis is no match for the Op | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn?
Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?!"Toffee is the best...can I sit with you guys and throw popcorn at HIM? lol | |||
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"I wish they did makeup for men. Some would feel better if they could improve how they look too. There is make up lines for men. I beg to differ. There may be make up lines for males but not men. " You would not catch me dead in it | |||
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"Comedy gold "The forum is on fire today. | |||
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"I wish they did makeup for men. Some would feel better if they could improve how they look too. There is make up lines for men. I beg to differ. There may be make up lines for males but not men. " Oh ffs  | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist...
If so I need a cock pic pronto "You women remind me of the sort to say no cock photos we have had to many sorry ment to say seen to many | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist..." | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn?
Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?!"Definitely and budge up | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn?
Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?!
Toffee is the best...can I sit with you guys and throw popcorn at HIM? lol"I’ll catch it in my mouth it’s big enough | |||
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"So should all women stop wearing make up... just so you guys know what munter lies beneath?? Pfft No, I don't like visible make up, but women are perfectly entitled to choose." I wear *proper* makeup maybe four times a year; I’m gonna go all out
Helps that I’m a total fitty anyway. But if someone is gutted to discover my lips aren’t actually blue, I feel for them | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn?
Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?!
Definitely and budge up "Yes please milk 2 sugars | |||
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"Think some guys getting jealous of the OP’s big dick, resorting to correcting his spelling "I'm now measuring my cock versus the OP's brain capacity... Fuck me, I'm hung like a shire horse! | |||
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"So should all women stop wearing make up... just so you guys know what munter lies beneath?? Pfft" I don’t wear make-up, I like to get my full munt out there from the get go | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn?
Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?!
Toffee is the best...can I sit with you guys and throw popcorn at HIM? lol"I’ve tomatoes for that, let’s just eat the popcorn lol | |||
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"OP can we see your face so we can at least know that you’re a solid 10/10 like me? Pay me
Some cunt deffo gunno ban me for that loool
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" Breed ? Your past your cell date for breeding *you're *passed *sell-by " I’m impressed you still understand Shame about the sell-by I actually ment cell | |||
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"Think some guys getting jealous of the OP’s big dick, resorting to correcting his spelling
I'm now measuring my cock versus the OP's brain capacity...
Fuck me, I'm hung like a shire horse!" | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn?
Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?!
Toffee is the best...can I sit with you guys and throw popcorn at HIM? lol
I’ll catch it in my mouth it’s big enough "I gathered, you massive wind up merchant. If you don't get some sex out of this I'll be bitterly disappointed. | |||
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"Comedy gold
The forum is on fire today. "It’s distracting me from the Giro | |||
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"OP can we see your face so we can at least know that you’re a solid 10/10 like me? Pay me
Some cunt deffo gunno ban me for that loool
The only people that can ban you are mods! "Been banned plenty of time before Makes it more fun I guess | |||
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" Breed ? Your past your cell date for breeding *you're *passed *sell-by I’m impressed you still understand Shame about the sell-by I actually ment cell "I dont think even you know what you are talking about anymore | |||
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"Who’s got the popcorn?
Just opened some toffee ones! Cup of tea anyone?!
Toffee is the best...can I sit with you guys and throw popcorn at HIM? lol
I’ve tomatoes for that, let’s just eat the popcorn lol "Great! I'm there | |||
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"I think they’ve run off with all the good looking blokes I know I agree with you full off mingers on here
You enjoy rocking the boat #fabsuicide
Someone’s got too full of golden oldies or youngdumbfucks
Which are you?
I’m a cucumber
Dear Lord proof that 193cm cocks really do exist...
If so I need a cock pic pronto
You women remind me of the sort to say no cock photos we have had to many sorry ment to say seen to many "I love a cock pic. Just one though, helps me decide if I should block or not! And you can’t have enough cock, just saying ..: | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out "Enough with the eye rolling | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out
Enough with the eye rolling " | |||
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"What’s with women plastering them selfs in make up fake hair fake tits fake tan just want to blast you with a fire extinguisher any natural beauty ? " Im here. Never hardly wear make up and love my hair messy and wind swept. Sunkissed by the sun with a few freckles but would never use fake tan. | |||
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"Comedy gold
The forum is on fire today.
It’s distracting me from the Giro "Lol. Yes, I rember THAT thread. | |||
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"Whats wrong with a fake tan? As opposed to sun damaged skin which leads to premature ageing, try looking beyond the surface , you might find the only fake tit is you! " Don't flay me... I'm not a fan either. But I wouldn't dream of telling someone not to. It's a hell of a lot better than burning. I rock the pale myself. | |||
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"And I thought today was going to be boring "So wrong lol | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out
Enough with the eye rolling " | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out
Enough with the eye rolling
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"I would imagine they’re racing towards your suave, respectful sophisticated self flinging their knickers into the air as they go OP. Your shit at imagining things " We can't all be good at everything | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out
Enough with the eye rolling "Love a bit of eye rolling. | |||
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"I love it when a woman tarts herself up, as per the appropriate occasion. The only thing I hate on women (and men)—and I’m not being ‘funny’—is fake tan. It LOOKS fake and not in a good way. I also don’t agree—but I’m not militant about it—with slapping full-on makeup to go to places like the nearest off license. I get that different people have different degrees of self-confidence but I believe that letting yourself free from everything artificial, in public, is a good thing sometimes." It may escalate over time. Just mascara. Then more make up. Then full on shading, false eyelashes, everything, just to get milk from the Esso. Social media made it this way. | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out
Enough with the eye rolling
X"Want some popcorn? | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out "Where | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out
Where "Over this way! | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the virtual popcorn and virtual tea is out
Where "SB has some. | |||
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"Isnt all advertising false?" Not always. | |||
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"Comedy gold
The forum is on fire today.
It’s distracting me from the Giro
Lol. Yes, I rember THAT thread."Eh? I’m referring to the Giro d’Italia, not sure what you are taking about | |||
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