"I have monkey feet. 
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They must be amazing for climbing trees, peeling bananas whilst typing at the office. Countless opportunities there! "
Picking things up off the floor is the biggest bonus saves me bending down. XX |
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"I was born with two, although I sometimes wish I wasn't when I stub my toe 
Or stand on a plug or Lego!"
I am not 6 anymore, so I don't play with Lego, neither do I leave random plugs lying around ma flat, but I should at least know where the feckin door is by now you would have thought after nearly 6 years ffs 
I should probably be wearing ma steel toe capped boots 24/7 innit  |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
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"Feet are such a turn on wouldn’t you agree
Fuck no.
Exciting as it maybe to the OP, a good foot massage can lead to further things.....  "
Feet are not a turn on for me.
I love having someone rub my feet after a long day (hubs doesn't enjoy it)
But having my feet rubbed isn't a turn on either. |
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"Feet are such a turn on wouldn’t you agree
Fuck no.
Exciting as it maybe to the OP, a good foot massage can lead to further things.....
Feet are not a turn on for me.
I love having someone rub my feet after a long day (hubs doesn't enjoy it)
But having my feet rubbed isn't a turn on either. "
Ok cool, but it's also nice and relaxing to have someone rub some oils or cream into your feet occasionally after a long day at work. It doesn't necessarily mean that there's gonna be any sexual activity afterwards, but it's always nice if you have a partner who appreciates that little half an hour or so, even while they're watching Emmernation Enders or whatever  |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
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"Feet are such a turn on wouldn’t you agree
Fuck no.
Exciting as it maybe to the OP, a good foot massage can lead to further things.....
Feet are not a turn on for me.
I love having someone rub my feet after a long day (hubs doesn't enjoy it)
But having my feet rubbed isn't a turn on either.
Ok cool, but it's also nice and relaxing to have someone rub some oils or cream into your feet occasionally after a long day at work. It doesn't necessarily mean that there's gonna be any sexual activity afterwards, but it's always nice if you have a partner who appreciates that little half an hour or so, even while they're watching Emmernation Enders or whatever "
I'd rather watch paint dry, or porn.... Probably porn.
I think everyone needs a foot rub after a long day or if they don't like their feet touched, a head massage! |
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"I'd rather watch paint dry, or porn.... Probably porn.
I think everyone needs a foot rub after a long day or if they don't like their feet touched, a head massage! "
How about we watch your toenails dry after you have painted them, then I massage your feet. Kills two birds with one stone then  |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd rather watch paint dry, or porn.... Probably porn.
I think everyone needs a foot rub after a long day or if they don't like their feet touched, a head massage!
How about we watch your toenails dry after you have painted them, then I massage your feet. Kills two birds with one stone then "
Are you going to paint them for me? |
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"I'd rather watch paint dry, or porn.... Probably porn.
I think everyone needs a foot rub after a long day or if they don't like their feet touched, a head massage!
How about we watch your toenails dry after you have painted them, then I massage your feet. Kills two birds with one stone then
Are you going to paint them for me?"
Oh yeah!, my ex painted mine once, a nice cobalt blue by the way, and I had completely forgotten about it when her youngest son came into the flat when I had no socks or anything on ma feet one Saturday morning, he was about 16 at the time, he just looked at me and said "What's ma Mum been upto now then?"
It was hardly an everyday occurrence
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd rather watch paint dry, or porn.... Probably porn.
I think everyone needs a foot rub after a long day or if they don't like their feet touched, a head massage!
How about we watch your toenails dry after you have painted them, then I massage your feet. Kills two birds with one stone then
Are you going to paint them for me?
Oh yeah!, my ex painted mine once, a nice cobalt blue by the way, and I had completely forgotten about it when her youngest son came into the flat when I had no socks or anything on ma feet one Saturday morning, he was about 16 at the time, he just looked at me and said "What's ma Mum been upto now then?"
It was hardly an everyday occurrence
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Haha that's great, paint on toe nails could withstand a nuclear attack. Paint on fingernails, chips are 2 hours. |
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"I'd rather watch paint dry, or porn.... Probably porn.
I think everyone needs a foot rub after a long day or if they don't like their feet touched, a head massage!
How about we watch your toenails dry after you have painted them, then I massage your feet. Kills two birds with one stone then
Are you going to paint them for me?
Oh yeah!, my ex painted mine once, a nice cobalt blue by the way, and I had completely forgotten about it when her youngest son came into the flat when I had no socks or anything on ma feet one Saturday morning, he was about 16 at the time, he just looked at me and said "What's ma Mum been upto now then?"
It was hardly an everyday occurrence
Haha that's great, paint on toe nails could withstand a nuclear attack. Paint on fingernails, chips are 2 hours. "
It took ages for it to grow out as well, even after applying remover 
Anyway I think the colour suited me, as well as the white hold ups that she bought me as well, or is that too much information |
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It took ages for it to grow out as well, even after applying remover
Anyway I think the colour suited me, as well as the white hold ups that she bought me as well, or is that too much information "
Eh if you were happy who care |
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