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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
Would you rather wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage (arm, leg, ear, other) has replaced your nondominant arm or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice (not human)?
Choose and name your animal choice too.  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!"
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
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And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!
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over a year ago
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I'm going for gorilla on the bottom half.
Tests were done a while ago to figure out how strong they really are, numbers usually mentioned are in the 4-6 times stronger than humans.
These tests didn't confirm as they were short but pointed to a number in that region.
One gorilla pulled on a bar with just short of 2000kg of force.
Id be unbeatable at powerlifting
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Either people have had way too much to drink or i havnt had enough pmsl .... does the random part change each morning OP?"
The idea is evolving from my initial thought because of how I’ve written the OP!
I don’t even know!
I’ve also not d*unk anything alcoholic. But I have had two Del Monte Orange Ice Lollies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
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Oh I rather like the idea of a something random changing each day, would make wandering into to the office interesting.. 'morning, oh my is that a large sting you have today? ' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!
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Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
Oh I rather like the idea of a something random changing each day, would make wandering into to the office interesting.. 'morning, oh my is that a large sting you have today? '"
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!
Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up"
Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bottom of a horse ,so i have the biggest cock
You want the bottom half of a whale then mate..."
Problem with a whale though is it will only fit in another whale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!
Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up
Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition..."
Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world |
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"Either people have had way too much to drink or i havnt had enough pmsl .... does the random part change each morning OP?
The idea is evolving from my initial thought because of how I’ve written the OP!
I don’t even know!
I’ve also not d*unk anything alcoholic. But I have had two Del Monte Orange Ice Lollies."
I need to get me some of them haha i like the idea that u wake up each morning with a random limb. Give you something to look forward to |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!
Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up
Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition...
Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world "
As an arm replacement? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!
Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up
Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition...
Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world
As an arm replacement?"
Oh yeh limbs I’ve gone way of track now |
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"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!
You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.
Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.
And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!
Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up
Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition...
Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world
As an arm replacement?"
would be fun way of holding hands |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
" what about you op what would you rather. Also consider if the changed bottom half was huge would you be stuck unable to get out of the door"
I was originally going for the lion arm, but I’m now up for hare bottom so I could have super strong jumper legs. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I would have the bottom half of a giraffe so I could have legs that go on forever. Does that mean I could have giraffe babies? I've always liked them  "
Are you sure? You with long legs, that’d be weird! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I would have the bottom half of a giraffe so I could have legs that go on forever. Does that mean I could have giraffe babies? I've always liked them
Are you sure? You with long legs, that’d be weird! "
I'm sure. Not sure how I would paint me hoofs though  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I would have the bottom half of a giraffe so I could have legs that go on forever. Does that mean I could have giraffe babies? I've always liked them
Are you sure? You with long legs, that’d be weird!
I'm sure. Not sure how I would paint me hoofs though "
Your virtual girlfriend will do them (all four of them) for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going for gorilla on the bottom half.
Tests were done a while ago to figure out how strong they really are, numbers usually mentioned are in the 4-6 times stronger than humans.
These tests didn't confirm as they were short but pointed to a number in that region.
One gorilla pulled on a bar with just short of 2000kg of force.
Id be unbeatable at powerlifting
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one of life's useful tips - don't get smacked by a gorilla... It can kill in one. That just shows how strong they are. |
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