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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dunno
But I managed to convince my then 14 year old sister that koala’s aren’t real, and they’re made up like unicorns "
If a unicorn is a bisexual single female willing to meet couples, what’s a koala?  |
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"Dunno
But I managed to convince my then 14 year old sister that koala’s aren’t real, and they’re made up like unicorns
If a unicorn is a bisexual single female willing to meet couples, what’s a koala? "
A straight man who only meets men???? |
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"Some sort of ugly deep sea creature. I'll say angler fish.
Koalas aren't that pretty.
Hmm. Something that doesn't get intoxicated and doesn't carry STIs 
Do koalas party riskily?  "
That eucalyptus is some sick shit, man. |
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"Uk Grass snake. Not furry, opposite side of the globe, cold blooded, doesn't live in trees.
Most reasoned answer so far. Ten points to you!"
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dunno
But I managed to convince my then 14 year old sister that koala’s aren’t real, and they’re made up like unicorns
If a unicorn is a bisexual single female willing to meet couples, what’s a koala?
A straight man who only meets men????"
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Some sort of ugly deep sea creature. I'll say angler fish.
Koalas aren't that pretty.
Hmm. Something that doesn't get intoxicated and doesn't carry STIs
Do koalas party riskily?
That eucalyptus is some sick shit, man. "
I want to go down under. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Uk Grass snake. Not furry, opposite side of the globe, cold blooded, doesn't live in trees.
Most reasoned answer so far. Ten points to you!
Yay me! Is there a prize? Cuddly toy? Microwave oven? Orgasms? "
Hysterical literature.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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‘What is the opposite of koala?
The word koala typically refers to the bear-like Australian marsupial.
There are no categorical antonyms for this word.
However, one could loosely use any animal unrelated to the koala as antonyms, e.g., pigeon, fish, lizard.’ |
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"Duck billed platapuss! Don't know what is, just like the name.
They’re like swimming moles with a duck beak. Very cute."
Oh now I want one. Who doesn't want a mole with a beak? |
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By *stella OP Woman
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"‘What is the opposite of koala?
The word koala typically refers to the bear-like Australian marsupial.
There are no categorical antonyms for this word.
However, one could loosely use any animal unrelated to the koala as antonyms, e.g., pigeon, fish, lizard.’"
And your answer is? |
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By *stella OP Woman
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"Duck billed platapuss! Don't know what is, just like the name.
They’re like swimming moles with a duck beak. Very cute.
Oh now I want one. Who doesn't want a mole with a beak? "
No-one. Absolutely no-one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Duck billed platapuss! Don't know what is, just like the name.
They’re like swimming moles with a duck beak. Very cute.
Oh now I want one. Who doesn't want a mole with a beak?
No-one. Absolutely no-one."
Oh, well I still want one. |
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By *stella OP Woman
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"Duck billed platapuss! Don't know what is, just like the name.
They’re like swimming moles with a duck beak. Very cute.
Oh now I want one. Who doesn't want a mole with a beak?
No-one. Absolutely no-one.
Oh, well I still want one. "
I mean no-one doesn’t want one! |
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"Uk Grass snake. Not furry, opposite side of the globe, cold blooded, doesn't live in trees.
Most reasoned answer so far. Ten points to you!
Yay me! Is there a prize? Cuddly toy? Microwave oven? Orgasms?
Hysterical literature. "
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"Some sort of ugly deep sea creature. I'll say angler fish.
Koalas aren't that pretty.
Hmm. Something that doesn't get intoxicated and doesn't carry STIs
Do koalas party riskily?
That eucalyptus is some sick shit, man.
I want to go down under."
Don't we all, dear. Don't we all... |
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"Some sort of ugly deep sea creature. I'll say angler fish.
Koalas aren't that pretty.
Hmm. Something that doesn't get intoxicated and doesn't carry STIs
Do koalas party riskily?
That eucalyptus is some sick shit, man.
I want to go down under.
Don't we all, dear. Don't we all..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"‘What is the opposite of koala?
The word koala typically refers to the bear-like Australian marsupial.
There are no categorical antonyms for this word.
However, one could loosely use any animal unrelated to the koala as antonyms, e.g., pigeon, fish, lizard.’
And your answer is? "
A pigeon fish lizard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Duck billed platapuss! Don't know what is, just like the name.
They’re like swimming moles with a duck beak. Very cute.
Oh now I want one. Who doesn't want a mole with a beak?
No-one. Absolutely no-one.
Oh, well I still want one.
I mean no-one doesn’t want one!"
Oh, well that makes more sense!
I'm a bit slow. |
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A koala is cute yet vicious and loves eucalyptus trees. So the opposite is me because I’m grizzled yet compassionate and avoid eucalyptus trees because they are widow makers. |
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