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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably end up getting hit with a handbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

I'd kiss you on your lovely bald head.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

Ha! In the supermarket blow into the ear of the little child standing too near your trolley and touching your shopping. His mum will know you mean well.

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I am not trying that in Hull city centre!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

Ha! In the supermarket blow into the ear of the little child standing too near your trolley and touching your shopping. His mum will know you mean well. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I am not trying that in Hull city centre! "

Wise move. There's a lot of traffic. How about the suburbs ?

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By * pleasant surpriseMan over a year ago

Stoke on trent

Kiss? Why not a gentle lick.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Hahahahaha....in Rhyl? I like my face thanku

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

I'd kiss you on your lovely bald head."

Can I kiss your mug please Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hahahahaha....in Rhyl? I like my face thanku

They’d probably just smile here and guide me home

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

There is more granny crumpet in the suburbs, could be safer, though do think I would be handbagged to within an inch of my life. You never know, might get met by an "ooh, young man!" and be in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

I'd kiss you on your lovely bald head.

Can I kiss your mug please Jim

You may.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

I'd kiss you on your lovely bald head."

You charmer......

I'll shave it just for you.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Probably end up getting hit with a handbag

Some people would pay good money for that.

They'd probably draw it out of a cashpoint though.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'll do it next time I get some money out and let you know how that goes. Last time I got some locally a guy was having a piss in the bank doorway,I probably won't do it to him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

I'd kiss you on your lovely bald head.

You charmer......

I'll shave it just for you.

That's very considerate of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

I'd kiss you on your lovely bald head.

Can I kiss your mug please Jim

You may."

Hand it over then

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

OMG!!! Could you even imagine that!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I’m gonna sneak up on you when your eating fish and chips and do it...... then steal a chip

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m gonna sneak up on you when your eating fish and chips and do it...... then steal a chip

Just you try it young lady!!!!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

I'd kiss you on your lovely bald head.

You charmer......

I'll shave it just for you.

That's very considerate of you."

You know me......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m gonna sneak up on you when your eating fish and chips and do it...... then steal a chip

Just you try it young lady!!!!

Ha ha eating fish and chips and licking lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time you're standing behind someone at the cash point, gently kiss them on the neck to let them know you're not a threat.

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’m gonna sneak up on you when your eating fish and chips and do it...... then steal a chip

Just you try it young lady!!!!

Ha ha eating fish and chips and licking lips

Stuffing face

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’m gonna sneak up on you when your eating fish and chips and do it...... then steal a chip

Just you try it young lady!!!!

You’d share with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Safer place OP? Me thinks crazier...

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m gonna sneak up on you when your eating fish and chips and do it...... then steal a chip

Just you try it young lady!!!!

You’d share with me

I might consider a trade.

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