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Who's got a face you'd love to punch?
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"The 'go compare' twat!! Repeatedly until dead! "I like that ad. | |||
"I forgot Self adoring and self conglatulatory narcissistic dribble spouting desparate attention seeking feeble minded twunt. " Huge fan then Granny! lol | |||
He imagines himself to be some kind of right wing gazelle, when in fact he's more like a blundering hippopotamus.
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"Stewart Lee. I loathe him. He appeals exclusively to those who wish to be 'exclusive', you know what I mean. He is not remotely funny. I love how people who love him think they are sophisticated when in actual fact they are plainly suffering from the disease of always wanting to be on the inside of the inside joke so they can be 'cool'. Children they are, playground attitudes." Never 'eard of him. I must be soooo unkewl!  | |||
"all of the cabinet especialy those quizzlings from the lib-dems " I long for the day that the left wing and right wing realise they both loathe the Lib Dems even more than each other and stone them all to death.
Just? No.
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"Stewart Lee. I loathe him. He appeals exclusively to those who wish to be 'exclusive', you know what I mean. He is not remotely funny. I love how people who love him think they are sophisticated when in actual fact they are plainly suffering from the disease of always wanting to be on the inside of the inside joke so they can be 'cool'. Children they are, playground attitudes. Never 'eard of him. I must be soooo unkewl! "nor me  | |||
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"Any footballer who, when given a light tap on the shoulder, goes down clutching his face like he's just been pummelled by Mike fookin Tyson, and proceeds tumble around like he's on fire. I'd smack them wankers just for being prats. " | |||
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"George Osborne..Is it possible for one man to look any more fucking smug?" Yup, Ken Livingstone. I'd delight in punching his fucking lights out. | |||
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"George Osborne..Is it possible for one man to look any more fucking smug?" | |||
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"Stewart Lee. I loathe him. He appeals exclusively to those who wish to be 'exclusive', you know what I mean. He is not remotely funny. I love how people who love him think they are sophisticated when in actual fact they are plainly suffering from the disease of always wanting to be on the inside of the inside joke so they can be 'cool'. Children they are, playground attitudes." He's funny. He's bright. He's witty. I like him. | |||
"James Corden, most unfunny man ever and that wee baldy twat who wears a bunnet who does the gadget show.... ooh and the other wee baldy twat on the BBC consumer show thingy, Dominic something...PS, I have nothing against baldy's being one myself "I agree with every word of that .... James Corden is NOT funny. Never was. | |||
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"George Osborne..Is it possible for one man to look any more fucking smug? "Ed Miliband - even his head does not believe a word that comes out of the whole-in-the-wall of his face called a mouth, it protests with a _iew to elope! | |||
"Jeramy Kyle, i prey every day hes in the paper being cought out cheating on his wife or some unkown child turns up from his past life as a result of a unprotected one night stand something because hes the most self-righteous pompus twat on telly....and theres a few to beat " Hahahaha, I actually used to like him when he was on Capital confessions years ago: I believe it was the same concept that got translated to tele and has polarised the public | |||
"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money. Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into" Fully agrees! | |||
The bloke is a complete prick. | |||
"Chris Evans. OMG, I can't say how much he makes me judder
The bloke is a complete prick."How on earth he managed to pull Geri Halliwell AND Billy Piper is beyond me! | |||
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"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money. Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into Fully agrees! "In fairness it was up to them if they wanted to take drugs or drink.. However when you are in a destructive relationship its hard to stop the things that blot out the shit that comes with being in such a destructive, unhealthy relationship... | |||
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"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money. Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into Fully agrees!
In fairness it was up to them if they wanted to take drugs or drink.. However when you are in a destructive relationship its hard to stop the things that blot out the shit that comes with being in such a destructive, unhealthy relationship... "What gets my goat about Pete Doherty was the sickening fact he was convicted on possesion of drugs 37 times in a 12 months space. Discounting the number of times he actually appeared in court (one of them he actually still had drugs in the pocket of the jacket he wore to court, and was later charged to appear on that offence) - how the hell has he managed to not get a single sentence and walk away time and time again???? And who the hell is his lawyer??? | |||
"Jeramy Kyle, i prey every day hes in the paper being cought out cheating on his wife or some unkown child turns up from his past life as a result of a unprotected one night stand something because hes the most self-righteous pompus twat on telly....and theres a few to beat " Couldn't agree more . . . I would also probably add anyone who has ever been on Big Brother, or even thought about it, or watched it (except by mistake), ha ha. | |||
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"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money. Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into Fully agrees!
In fairness it was up to them if they wanted to take drugs or drink.. However when you are in a destructive relationship its hard to stop the things that blot out the shit that comes with being in such a destructive, unhealthy relationship...
What gets my goat about Pete Doherty was the sickening fact he was convicted on possesion of drugs 37 times in a 12 months space.
Discounting the number of times he actually appeared in court (one of them he actually still had drugs in the pocket of the jacket he wore to court, and was later charged to appear on that offence) - how the hell has he managed to not get a single sentence and walk away time and time again????
And who the hell is his lawyer???"Did he not go to prison for something I can't remember what it was for though... | |||
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"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money. Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into" With you on that. Brown even walked out of the funeral - twat. | |||
"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money. Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists intoWith you on that. Brown even walked out of the funeral - twat." Did the family not say they did not want him there? | |||
"Chris Evans. OMG, I can't say how much he makes me judder
The bloke is a complete prick.
How on earth he managed to pull Geri Halliwell AND Billy Piper is beyond me! "Oh but he is loaded and has nice red hair, and billy piper looks like a chipmunk. | |||
"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money. Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists intoWith you on that. Brown even walked out of the funeral - twat. Did the family not say they did not want him there?" that's their prerogative 
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"Chris Evans. OMG, I can't say how much he makes me judder
The bloke is a complete prick.
How on earth he managed to pull Geri Halliwell AND Billy Piper is beyond me!
Oh but he is loaded and has nice red hair, and billy piper looks like a chipmunk."Come on, surely its a bit far fetched to suggest they were in it for the money | |||
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"John McCririck"
I'll hold him down for you! | |||
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"i would slap all chuggers !!!!!!!!!!1 you know the ones when u walk down a street and they try to mug you to set up a standing order for some called charity or other id smack em all good n proper and to make matters worse they have now started knocking on ones door at home !! now they are asking for a slap " The ones in Brum are a nightmare they drive me crazy... | |||
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"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it!" I take it Nick Griffin is in for a bit of a pummelling then???  | |||
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"John McCririck" That was mine ! I just couldn't think of his last name. God he's made a living out of being obnoxious ..... i literally want to be sick right now | |||
"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it!" Do you have aggression issues that you need to talk to someone about? | |||
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"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it! I take it Nick Griffin is in for a bit of a pummelling then??? "A bit of a one, but do you blame me? | |||
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"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it! I take it Nick Griffin is in for a bit of a pummelling then???
A bit of a one, but do you blame me?"Not at all | |||
"anyone who abuses the vulnerable......" me too xx | |||
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"Cheryl Cole..... i have never hit a woman but would make an exception for that talent vacuum. Rio Ferdinand Tom cruise anyone who mentions the fucking Olympics "I wouldn't mind participating in the 'fucking Olympics' .....I like a bit of pole vaulting | |||
"Can I add Rupert Murdoch to the list? The fucking heartless selfish cunting media twat." The only reason Murdoch isn't on my list is that he's an old man. He son can go on my list | |||
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" .... he's made a living out of being obnoxious ..... i literally want to be sick right now" *Passes Granny a bucket...* For me its the rancid shitty ankle biter that sings " I like mine with a Kiss-ssuh..." | |||
"Cheryl Cole..... i have never hit a woman but would make an exception for that talent vacuum. Rio Ferdinand Tom cruise anyone who mentions the fucking Olympics
I wouldn't mind participating in the 'fucking Olympics' .....I like a bit of pole vaulting "I've got a gold medal in custard chucking pmsl
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"John McCririck
I'll hold him down for you! " Can I put the boot in as well | |||
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"Soapy is hoping Fmuma dont see this thread xx "Fmuma has already seen this thread and was extremely tempted!!!!! | |||
"Soapy is hoping Fmuma dont see this thread xx
Fmuma has already seen this thread and was extremely tempted!!!!! " | |||
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"all of the cabinet especialy those quizzlings from the lib-dems I long for the day that the left wing and right wing realise they both loathe the Lib Dems even more than each other and stone them all to death.
Just? No.
Satisfying? You betcha!"A thread on a totally unrelated topic, set off my train of thought..about government. And it occured to me that someone ought to take a spiked bat to little Nicky Cleggys arse...but i'm not advocating violence..be on your own conscience. | |||
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"The 'go compare' twat!! Repeatedly until dead! " | |||
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"Matthew Wright, David Haye and John Terry. I'd quite happily do time for killing them." Chisora will help you on David Haye. | |||
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"Louis Spence Jeremy Kyle Eammon Holmes Katie Price John McCririck JEDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!" definatley spence and jedward | |||
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"Louis Spence Jeremy Kyle Eammon Holmes Katie Price John McCririck JEDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nice list | |||
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"Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Jeremy Fucking Clarkson ......." Awww behave you I love Alan Carr me he is well ace and a great guy. The other two well Clarkson is a pretty cool dude I think. Regards Jimmy Carr hmmm yeah ok then I will give you that one. He does seem one of those people who you could take pleasure in chinning dont he. Then put boot in for good measure | |||
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"Soapy is hoping Fmuma dont see this thread xx
Fmuma has already seen this thread and was extremely tempted!!!!! "Oh bugger xx | |||
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" Hitler" His always baffled me..how the hell did he ever manage to lead an entire nation like Germany, with a silly little tash and a b*****d haircut?! | |||
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"Got to be James Corden. And can I please ask one of you kind ladies to do Beyonce for me? I can't hit a woman." Beyonce, yes i will, her singing is dreadful as well. | |||
"And can I please ask one of you kind ladies to do Beyonce for me? I can't hit a woman. Beyonce, yes i will, her singing is dreadful as well. "Why thank you, but I don't think it qualifies as singing, more like over-signing or shouting. | |||
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"who's picking on Leo Sayer??" He made me feel like daaaancin...... Id love to stick one on... Alan (hello everyone, im fat and im gay..goodnight) Carr Jeremy Kyle.. The miserable Bastards in cold play.. Rory Bremner | |||
"A new one to the list, dereck chisora." Yeh...I never believed him when he was on Most Haunted | |||
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"who's picking on Leo Sayer??" Me
He has a good singing voice, granted.
....but he showed himself to be a total knob when he was on celebrity BB (yes, I watched it  ). | |||
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"Who knew there was so much violent potential on fab! "We're all brewing up for some anger sex
David Haye needs a good slapping btw. | |||
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"A new one to the list, dereck chisora. Yeh...I never believed him when he was on Most Haunted" Haha nearly. They set him a beauty eh. "Maaaaary loves Dick" | |||
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"May i add Cher LLoyd - girl just annoys me "oh that reminds me..those pricks jedward | |||
"John McCririck
I'll hold him down for you!
Can I put the boot in as well "needs his nose picking fingers broken | |||
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"Don't know about punching, but I'd happily push Margaret Thatcher under a bus." And that would make everything leftie and OK again would it? | |||
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"Don't know about punching, but I'd happily push Margaret Thatcher under a bus." wont make a differance...she doesnt feel pain and cant be killed. the devil looks after his own | |||
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"Don't know about punching, but I'd happily push Margaret Thatcher under a bus. wont make a differance...she doesnt feel pain and cant be killed. the devil looks after his own"
Add to that the entire cabinet especially Lansley, Pickles, Alexander, Osborne, Cameron & May | |||
