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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Since Jeremy Kyle is off the air, I've decided to fill his place.
Give me your problems, and I will berate you or a while, then give you a solution
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've meeting this guy who's not all there. How shall I handle this  "
Well first, you should have self respect and keep it in your pants you absolute scum bag, I bet you're an alcoholic aren't you? Why don't you go to rehab you absolute failure!
Meet him anyway, there is more to people than meet the eye |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
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This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok"
Three blokes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok
Three blokes "
This woman thinks she's better than everyone else because she can count to 3! When in reality, she's a homeless bum who uses a carrier bag as a toilet!
Yea good catch, 3 people |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok"
Are you shirking your duties? You’re a contender too. Oh and when I say unborn, it’s not even fertilised yet as I’ve not even done the penis in vagina thing. Men are such a let down!! Can I have some of your spunk please? For the DNA test. You can use this turkey baster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok
Three blokes
This woman thinks she's better than everyone else because she can count to 3! When in reality, she's a homeless bum who uses a carrier bag as a toilet!
Yea good catch, 3 people"
I’ll have you know I was lucky enough to score myself one of those blue Ikea bags to shit in  |
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"I've meeting this guy who's not all there. How shall I handle this
Well first, you should have self respect and keep it in your pants you absolute scum bag, I bet you're an alcoholic aren't you? Why don't you go to rehab you absolute failure!
Meet him anyway, there is more to people than meet the eye"
You sending me to rehab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok
Are you shirking your duties? You’re a contender too. Oh and when I say unborn, it’s not even fertilised yet as I’ve not even done the penis in vagina thing. Men are such a let down!! Can I have some of your spunk please? For the DNA test. You can use this turkey baster."
Now she's telling us she made the whole thing up for child support! You should be ashamed of yourself you reprobate! GRAHAM, SORT HER OUT
No I'll pass thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok
Three blokes
This woman thinks she's better than everyone else because she can count to 3! When in reality, she's a homeless bum who uses a carrier bag as a toilet!
Yea good catch, 3 people
I’ll have you know I was lucky enough to score myself one of those blue Ikea bags to shit in "
Now she's telling us she's a thief who steals bags from IKEA! I bet you steal the meatballs out the bin at the back of the shop dont you!
Good bags them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've meeting this guy who's not all there. How shall I handle this
Well first, you should have self respect and keep it in your pants you absolute scum bag, I bet you're an alcoholic aren't you? Why don't you go to rehab you absolute failure!
Meet him anyway, there is more to people than meet the eye
You sending me to rehab "
No you scum, why should we help you when you cant help yourself. I'm not wasting my time and money on a failure like you!
Taxi will be here in 5 to take you to rehab |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok
Are you shirking your duties? You’re a contender too. Oh and when I say unborn, it’s not even fertilised yet as I’ve not even done the penis in vagina thing. Men are such a let down!! Can I have some of your spunk please? For the DNA test. You can use this turkey baster.
Now she's telling us she made the whole thing up for child support! You should be ashamed of yourself you reprobate! GRAHAM, SORT HER OUT
No I'll pass thanks"
*eyes up Graham as her new baby daddy*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know who the father of my unborn child is; it’s either you, Ghengis or GeminiMan.
This woman has been having pre marital sex with two blokes, the absolute trollope. Why didn't you tell them to put a rubber on it? You'll be full of diseases!
Get a DNA test, everything will work out ok
Are you shirking your duties? You’re a contender too. Oh and when I say unborn, it’s not even fertilised yet as I’ve not even done the penis in vagina thing. Men are such a let down!! Can I have some of your spunk please? For the DNA test. You can use this turkey baster.
Now she's telling us she made the whole thing up for child support! You should be ashamed of yourself you reprobate! GRAHAM, SORT HER OUT
No I'll pass thanks
*eyes up Graham as her new baby daddy*
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The DNA results are in, you are 100% SCUM! You scum bag!
yea Graham's a nice guy, good luck |
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