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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi folks i would just like to say that a post i made the other night in a thread regarding drinking i said id had "5 e's & a bottle of Peroni"

well after being asked tonight if this was true, just thought id state that i DONT take any class A drugs, to anyone else who thought my post was serious lol

as you were......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi folks i would just like to say that a post i made the other night in a thread regarding drinking i said id had "5 e's & a bottle of Peroni"

well after being asked tonight if this was true, just thought id state that i DONT take any class A drugs, to anyone else who thought my post was serious lol

as you were......

"
ok we believe you .....now pm us ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi folks i would just like to say that a post i made the other night in a thread regarding drinking i said id had "5 e's & a bottle of Peroni"

well after being asked tonight if this was true, just thought id state that i DONT take any class A drugs, to anyone else who thought my post was serious lol

as you were......

ok we believe you .....now pm us ....

its made me laugh at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have several E's most weekends,

bEEr,

hangovEr.

Id also like to point out I dont do drugs either, (unless Viagra counts).

I only take Viagra to stop the bruises,

If U take one before U go to bed it stops U rolling outta the bed N bumping UR head on the bedside cabinet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ye i tried viagra once, was in the form of eyedrops, didnt do much....

but made me look hard

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By *irtyduoCouple over a year ago

nr stirling

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ye i tried viagra once, was in the form of eyedrops, didnt do much....

but made me look hard

"
suprised you didnt get a stiff neck as you swallowed it!!! OK IM SORRY I HAD TO SAY IT LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ye i tried viagra once, was in the form of eyedrops, didnt do much....

but made me look hard

"
the oldies are the best ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ok ok, i am from the country ya know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok ok, i am from the country ya know

"
what like emmerdale ?

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By *ouvakMan over a year ago

clacton on sea

i've heard tyhoo have developed a form of viagra in tea form, it don't do much for your penis but its stops your richteas from going soggy when you dunk them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ok ok, i am from the country ya know

what like emmerdale ?

a small place in the Scottish Borders

a little bigger than emerdale tho

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

What you call a snake that takes Viagra..????

A walking stick!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thats defo worse than mine, cmon folks slate her slate her

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs* "

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?"

Nah its not hard, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol"

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*"

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol"

i give up

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up"

So easily????

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats defo worse than mine, cmon folks slate her slate her

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs* "
cant slate hercos we love her ....sorry hun xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun "

??????????????????????????

What band wagon???????????

Yu have totally lost me now - i have just come in here.

But hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun "
ooh chicken ...so you darent take on 2 of the pussy posse together ? xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun

??????????????????????????

What band wagon???????????

Yu have totally lost me now - i have just come in here.

But hey ho."
hes a scaredy cat sweetie ....xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun

??????????????????????????

What band wagon???????????

Yu have totally lost me now - i have just come in here.

But hey ho."

ok sorry

maybe i picked you up wrong

just some of the comments you made have also recently been made by someone else, thought you might be in cahoots

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun

??????????????????????????

What band wagon???????????

Yu have totally lost me now - i have just come in here.

But hey ho.hes a scaredy cat sweetie ....xxxxxxx"

Boooooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun

??????????????????????????

What band wagon???????????

Yu have totally lost me now - i have just come in here.

But hey ho.

ok sorry

maybe i picked you up wrong

just some of the comments you made have also recently been made by someone else, thought you might be in cahoots

"
god no ....you have got me and debz soooo wrong ...we are just pissed (oops sorry debz !)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun ooh chicken ...so you darent take on 2 of the pussy posse together ? xxxxx"

now that would be interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we have been there before ....and it was ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats defo worse better than mine, cmon folks tell her how wonderful she is

still luvin your skirt n boots

*sits rubbing thighs*

Oh thank you chuck, but dont rub those thighs too hard, you may wear down those calluses you have developed from all that wanking...lol

Hmmmm cryptic by any chance?

Nah its not hard, lol

ah so ur just playing then

* toddles off back to the drawing board*

That so you can play with your crayons???

lol

i give up

So easily????

PMSL!!!

yes

dont know why you decided to jump on the band wagon too but im not playing with the pair of you.

have fun

??????????????????????????

What band wagon???????????

Yu have totally lost me now - i have just come in here.

But hey ho.

ok sorry

maybe i picked you up wrong

just some of the comments you made have also recently been made by someone else, thought you might be in cahoots

god no ....you have got me and debz soooo wrong ...we are just pissed (oops sorry debz !)"

pissed on a tuesday lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hey i have the week off ...im just getting started ...if you have any sense at all dont come on here friday ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

debz ? are we in cahoots ? xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"debz ? are we in cahoots ? xxxxxx

Shhhhhhhhh i made an arse of myself, please lets leave it further up the thread pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"debz ? are we in cahoots ? xxxxxx

Shhhhhhhhh i made an arse of myself, please lets leave it further up the thread pmsl

"
ooh ! im in an evil mood ...lets leave it here at the top so everyone can see it in the morning .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, right im going to start loads of threads so this 1 gets buried

i would if it wernt so damn late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, right im going to start loads of threads so this 1 gets buried

i would if it wernt so damn late

"
ooh its gonna be a long nite ....i have the stamina ...if you dare take me on ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, right im going to start loads of threads so this 1 gets buried

i would if it wernt so damn late

ooh its gonna be a long nite ....i have the stamina ...if you dare take me on ....

you do realise im a fully trained insomniac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hi ...my names kaz ...and welcome to insomniacs anonymous .... xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hi ...my names kaz ...and welcome to insomniacs anonymous .... xxxxx

I went along to alzheimers anonymous last night but when I got there only one person had actually made it and the meeting kinda fell flat on its face when he stood up and said, "hello, my name is..... is..... is....er..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just when you think its safe on here .......