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over a year ago
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Benji likes wine and tea. He was up at my mum’s and she put her glass/mug down and he got a taste. Now whenever we’re up there, and she’s having either, he’s all over her wanting some |
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over a year ago
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Saffie's dogs adore me and follow me everywhere, obv coz I'm top dog now, innit. The last time I saw Saffie we were getting busy in the living room over the poof and I looked down and saw little Ziggy had my pants on his face and he started chewing on them, the dirty little bastard.... 
....I still wore them home, I'm that fucking hard-core....!  |
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My ex had a Labrador that absolutely loved jiz filled johnnys, used to grab em and leg it if you didn’t flush it straight away, had to flush them otherwise you’d see it running away from the bin with a tied Johnny hanging out of one side of its mouth and the piece of tissue it had been wrapped in out the other side  |
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"My ex had a Labrador that absolutely loved jiz filled johnnys, used to grab em and leg it if you didn’t flush it straight away, had to flush them otherwise you’d see it running away from the bin with a tied Johnny hanging out of one side of its mouth and the piece of tissue it had been wrapped in out the other side "
That’s just made me spit my beer out hilarious |
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My dog ignores the dog food and eats the cats food.
My dogs farts are putrid!
My mum loves mint imperials, she gave the dog one, but she couldn't get her tiny mouth to crunch it.
My mum now sucks the sweets til softer then gives them to Beans! |
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"My dog ignores the dog food and eats the cats food.
My dogs farts are putrid!
My mum loves mint imperials, she gave the dog one, but she couldn't get her tiny mouth to crunch it.
My mum now sucks the sweets til softer then gives them to Beans! "
My dog never farts but my cat's guffs could be harvested and used as crop spray. |
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"My dog ignores the dog food and eats the cats food.
My dogs farts are putrid!
My mum loves mint imperials, she gave the dog one, but she couldn't get her tiny mouth to crunch it.
My mum now sucks the sweets til softer then gives them to Beans!
My dog never farts but my cat's guffs could be harvested and used as crop spray."
Especially if Theresa May is using her retirement to frolic in a wheat field!  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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My kitten likes licking the paper which a muffin has been in. I didn’t think cats where supposed to have a sweet tooth. She also steals the gerbil’s little vegetable biscuit treats. Greed little fecker   |
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