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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Not a thread about Graham Taylor but about things that you have an irrational dislike of for very little reason.
For me, it's Morris dancing...
It's seems like the most joyless festival of joy that anyone is able to conceive. It's like someone read about frivolity and gave it a half arsed try, roping in middle aged accountants who really didn't want to get out of bed on a bank holiday.
So folks, what things provoke your dislike and why?
Please note; I said things, play nice! |
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over a year ago
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Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up  Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related "
I don't know if I hate them but a couple of years ago, I was served by someone in Manchester who had the weirdest eyebrows I've ever seen. They just looked ridiculous! |
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over a year ago
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I'm a grumpy twat so I could be on this thread for a long time
Plastic paddies 
People who's voice goes up at the end of a sentence as though they are patronising and condescending
Pouting on photos
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"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related "
In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor". |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related
In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor". "
Or an extra from the latest zombie film... |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm a grumpy twat so I could be on this thread for a long time
Plastic paddies
People who's voice goes up at the end of a sentence as though they are patronising and condescending
Pouting on photos
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Go on Dash, let it out!
I'm with you on the pout, if I see a face picture, I want to know what you actually look like, not your impression of a duck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related
In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor". "
Oohh yeah, just weird! I'm nota fan of the metallic contouring thing either... Why would you want to look like a robot?! |
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Clouds....
I am sitting drinking my coffee outside in the sun, wondering what i really dislike and should share..
When low and behold a fucking gret cloud obscures the sun..
Bugger me, instantly it goes from tropical to artic..
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"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related
In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor".
Oohh yeah, just weird! I'm nota fan of the metallic contouring thing either... Why would you want to look like a robot?! "
Dark brown streaks down the cheeks, often with bronzer, and a plate of metal on your cheekbones. I quite happily Do Makeup Wrong, because that seems to be the thing. I do contour/ highlight (bronzing isn't my thing), but in a way that hopefully reads less as "I'm wearing lots of product" and more "her cheeks look quite defined today" (I go for products that I can't quite tell that I've applied lol).
I'm not impressed overlining is back in, although I do just skip it myself. On lips, also stop with the trying to force true nude lipstick on me, I look like a corpse.
Ooh. And face/ eye gloss. Have a shower you mucky beggar, sweating that much is gross.
I do actually wear some out there makeup, and people can do what they like, but I do sometimes look and go "yeesh why, I would not do that". |
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over a year ago
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"Bananas........ just ewwwww
Iv just had one!!
Gross
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Full of potassium and quinine for cramps, ideal for me when I swim, but I know what you mean as I feel the same about parsnips  |
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VW Golf drivers who insist upon driving like pillocks (and why are their exhausts so noisy? - sounding like an ill functioning lawn mower)
Baseball cap and tracky wearing idiots who utter 'bruv' and 'oh my days', and such like - innit
Danny Dyer
The 'must have tomato ketchup with everything' brigade
Science fiction & comic book / superhero bores
Gemma Collins
Lazy, slobbish folk who hunch over their shopping trolley whilst out grocery shopping - 'you do have stomach muscles y'know - use your bloody core'
Luton and Basildon
The all too familiar misuse of the words bought / brought
9ct gold loopy earings the size of hula hoops (not the crisps) - usually seen paired with a Croydon facelift hairstyle
Reebok Classic trainers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"VW Golf drivers who insist upon driving like pillocks (and why are their exhausts so noisy? - sounding like an ill functioning lawn mower)
Baseball cap and tracky wearing idiots who utter 'bruv' and 'oh my days', and such like - innit
Danny Dyer
The 'must have tomato ketchup with everything' brigade
Science fiction & comic book / superhero bores
Gemma Collins
Lazy, slobbish folk who hunch over their shopping trolley whilst out grocery shopping - 'you do have stomach muscles y'know - use your bloody core'
Luton and Basildon
The all too familiar misuse of the words bought / brought
9ct gold loopy earings the size of hula hoops (not the crisps) - usually seen paired with a Croydon facelift hairstyle
Reebok Classic trainers "
Do you want a hug? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..
saff x
What is it?
I know better than to Google things on here. "
Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate lots of things, coz that's just me, but I really hate it when you phone someone up, usually a work related call, and whilst they try and find the answer to your question, they half whistle through their teeth or do a sort of tutting noise. Don't they realise that it is very loud and piercing down the phone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who answer a phone call when you are with them and then continue to have a conversation.
Instead of saying that I'm with someone and can I call you back later.
Rude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a thread about Graham Taylor but about things that you have an irrational dislike of for very little reason.
For me, it's Morris dancing...
It's seems like the most joyless festival of joy that anyone is able to conceive. It's like someone read about frivolity and gave it a half arsed try, roping in middle aged accountants who really didn't want to get out of bed on a bank holiday.
One of us hates Morris Dancing too the other finds it hilarious
So folks, what things provoke your dislike and why?
Please note; I said things, play nice! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..
saff x
What is it?
I know better than to Google things on here.
Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.
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My sister and her husband do that, I don't get it either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question marks at the end of statements?
I'm the opposite. Statements that appear to be questions but lack the necessary punctuation to make it so. Grrrrrr"
That will drive me mad too now.
Are you happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..
saff x
What is it?
I know better than to Google things on here.
Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.
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I was right not to Google it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could get some stick but here we go...
Not having a rear wheel drive car
Having a slow car
Having a bloody skoda
Electric cars
People who go out of their way to tell someone they're doing something wrong (just chill, walk away)
'Real ale pubs'thats have one draught beer on tap
Lager
Gastro pubs or whatever you call a restaurant set in a pub
Not having effing hot water in my work accommodation for 5 bloody weeks!!
Ahhh relax, yeah this feels good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..
saff x
What is it?
I know better than to Google things on here.
Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.
I was right not to Google it! "
Sends shivers down my spine.. |
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