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"I'd stand you up, laughing at the thought of you alone with a bunch of flowers for me..." That's harsh dude. *Ghengis chucks daffodils in bin* | |||
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"Congratulations! You've just won a weekend/night/day/few hours with me Ghengis Khan. What will you do with me? Where are we going? What are we getting up to? Serious, jokey, funny and ridiculous suggestions encouraged. Happy Friday muthafuckaz" Ask you to effect the carbon footprint of the human race, again | |||
"Hmmmmmmmm a bit mundane but, a gallery I think......a bit of delving into GK,s mind....." I'm sure we could unmundane it Suzuki.. Though a Gallery may not be the best place to mind delve me. I like art, but a lot of its a load of wank. Oooh you're mind delving already.. Go you  | |||
"I'd stand you up, laughing at the thought of you alone with a bunch of flowers for me... That's harsh dude. *Ghengis chucks daffodils in bin*" Daffies? Cheapskate! | |||
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"A morning of trainspotting and corned beef and pickle sandwiches for lunch, followed by an intensive crash course in Morris Dancing. Time spent with me is the best "*Ghengis gets his Morris on* My parents were almost arrested for Morris dancing in middle east. Thankfully the religious police stopped then before they performed at my high school. | |||
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"Congratulations! You've just won a weekend/night/day/few hours with me Ghengis Khan. What will you do with me? Where are we going? What are we getting up to? Serious, jokey, funny and ridiculous suggestions encouraged. Happy Friday muthafuckaz Ask you to effect the carbon footprint of the human race, again" Gladly.. Just not in the same way. A kind.. Non killy way | |||
"I'd stand you up, laughing at the thought of you alone with a bunch of flowers for me... That's harsh dude. *Ghengis chucks daffodils in bin* Daffies? Cheapskate!" You stood me up! We could have played Frisbee or something man  | |||
"Mongol???? To what respect do you mean by this " Mongolian.. The utmost respect. | |||
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"I'd stand you up, laughing at the thought of you alone with a bunch of flowers for me... That's harsh dude. *Ghengis chucks daffodils in bin* Daffies? Cheapskate! You stood me up! We could have played Frisbee or something man "Fish those daffs out of the bin! | |||
"A long walk with our dog down by the river than a pint. " Perfect | |||
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"I'd stand you up, laughing at the thought of you alone with a bunch of flowers for me... That's harsh dude. *Ghengis chucks daffodils in bin* Daffies? Cheapskate! You stood me up! We could have played Frisbee or something man
Fish those daffs out of the bin!"Yay | |||
"Greyhound racing "Ooooh.. I'm not a fan. This'll be painful. | |||
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"Greyhound racing
Ooooh.. I'm not a fan. This'll be painful. "Well.. what would you like to do? | |||
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"I'd restrain you while I shave that beard of yours off "Noooooooooooo, why would you even do that  | |||
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"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky fried chicken then a pizza in a hut somewhere by a beach, warm, sound of the waves, then along come the Morris dancers and we join in "That'll do nicely | |||
"Is there a cash alternative " | |||
"Greyhound racing
Ooooh.. I'm not a fan. This'll be painful.
Well.. what would you like to do?"I dunno | |||
"I've lots of ideas...but we probably wouldn't make it out of the yurt "Best plan so far | |||
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"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky fried chicken then a pizza in a hut somewhere by a beach, warm, sound of the waves, then along come the Morris dancers and we join in
That'll do nicely "I’ll send the jet to collect you after work | |||
"I'd restrain you while I shave that beard of yours off "Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!??? | |||
"Is there a cash alternative "YES.. You can pay me not to turn up | |||
"I'm still sat in the gallery....not happy ere GK "I came with you! Don't worry, be happy! | |||
"I'm still sat in the gallery....not happy ere GK
I came with you! Don't worry, be happy! "Arhhhhhhhhhhh  | |||
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"I'd restrain you while I shave that beard of yours off
Noooooooooooo, why would you even do that "It sounded like a good idea to me at the time. It could also be jealousy. | |||
"I'll be your wingwoman/sex PA - we'll drink red wine, listen to reggae and I'll sort out the rest of the year's shenaningans for you. (I like organsing stuff and am nosey - this would be peWhat you want Baby, I got it What you need Do you know I got it? All I'm askin' Is for a little respect when you get home (just a little bit) Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home (Just a little bit) mister (just a little bit) I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone Ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit) Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit) I'm about to give you all of my money And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a) Yeah, baby (just a, just a, just a, just a) When you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit) Ooh, your kisses Sweeter than honey And guess what? So is my money All I want you to do for me Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re, re) Yeah baby (re, re, re, re) Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit) When you get home, now (just a little bit) R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) Whoa, babe (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit) I get tired (just a little bit) Keep on tryin' (just a little bit) You're runnin' out of fools (just a little bit) And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit) (Re, re, re, re) when you come home (Re, re, re, re) 'spect Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit) And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)rfect for me) "Good answer.. I so need a PA. Just to sort the rest of my life out if anything | |||
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London - I’ll take you on a mini tour of my fave area, around the South Bank, Borough Market....- will take in history, soak up the culture and a lot of roof top bars... | |||
"We could take on a small country ... or make a new one A ferry to the Isle of Man and then claim it for our own A happy swinging commune with archaic punishments for those that don't tow the line Feet tickling, shit like that " If we change the location to Tahiti.. I'm in. | |||
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"We could take on a small country ... or make a new one A ferry to the Isle of Man and then claim it for our own A happy swinging commune with archaic punishments for those that don't tow the line Feet tickling, shit like that If we change the location to Tahiti.. I'm in. " Cool by me I have the build to pass for a South Seas Islander | |||
"Go anywhere but my garden, I’d like the grass to grow back" Scorched Earth policy? | |||
"Sunny day booked
London - I’ll take you on a mini tour of my fave area, around the South Bank, Borough Market....- will take in history, soak up the culture and a lot of roof top bars... "I may have to take a flask and climb up round the outside of the building to afford fancy big smoke prices, but it sounds loads of fun | |||
"We're heading to the beach! All day in the sun frolicking and then a lovely dinner and drinks somewhere. Chilled and packed fuluol of giggles "I love the beach.. Which one? Does it have a Rockpools to go critter hunting in? | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream!" Not even the full two hour maximum stay? | |||
"We could take on a small country ... or make a new one A ferry to the Isle of Man and then claim it for our own A happy swinging commune with archaic punishments for those that don't tow the line Feet tickling, shit like that If we change the location to Tahiti.. I'm in. Cool by me I have the build to pass for a South Seas Islander "Me too. Built like a Fijian winger let's destroy them from the inside? Create some revolutionary militants to join our cause. Best day out EVER | |||
"Sunny day booked
London - I’ll take you on a mini tour of my fave area, around the South Bank, Borough Market....- will take in history, soak up the culture and a lot of roof top bars...
I may have to take a flask and climb up round the outside of the building to afford fancy big smoke prices, but it sounds loads of fun"Yay!!! I’ve just won some money on the Mongol scratch cards. Drink money -sorted | |||
"Go anywhere but my garden, I’d like the grass to grow back Scorched Earth policy? " You’re Genghis after all, I’ll be Kublai! | |||
"Go anywhere but my garden, I’d like the grass to grow back Scorched Earth policy? You’re Genghis after all, I’ll be Kublai!" Sweeeeeet | |||
"Sunny day booked
London - I’ll take you on a mini tour of my fave area, around the South Bank, Borough Market....- will take in history, soak up the culture and a lot of roof top bars...
I may have to take a flask and climb up round the outside of the building to afford fancy big smoke prices, but it sounds loads of fun
Yay!!! I’ve just won some money on the Mongol scratch cards. Drink money -sorted "*Ghengis breaks into the Floss and Hot Marat (Fortnight celebration dances)* Let's partaaaaay | |||
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"I'd stand you up, laughing at the thought of you alone with a bunch of flowers for me... That's harsh dude. *Ghengis chucks daffodils in bin*" Whoa, don't chuck them in the bin. Not the daffodils fault. Simply put up a meet now and mention it includes free daffodils. Then sit back and watch the offers flood in from leak side of the boarder. | |||
"Take you to the prairie's for a trip so that the Khan may gaze in wonder at the Cheyenne Dog Soldier... "The best light cavalry " in history .... "Were the Cheyenne cavalry? Or mounted archers like the Mongols? In which case.. You're 2nd best but I'd be delighted to watch an artist at work regardless. | |||
"I'd stand you up, laughing at the thought of you alone with a bunch of flowers for me... That's harsh dude. *Ghengis chucks daffodils in bin* Whoa, don't chuck them in the bin. Not the daffodils fault. Simply put up a meet now and mention it includes free daffodils. Then sit back and watch the offers flood in from leak side of the boarder." I am partial to a soft southern Welsh accent. Good idea. | |||
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"Take you to the prairie's for a trip so that the Khan may gaze in wonder at the Cheyenne Dog Soldier... "The best light cavalry " in history ....
Were the Cheyenne cavalry? Or mounted archers like the Mongols? In which case.. You're 2nd best but I'd be delighted to watch an artist at work regardless. "The dog soldier was cavalry I'd say .... they used lances as well as the bow... 2nd best as they where less organised militarily I'd agree but as horsemen I think it would be a close call | |||
"Wow .. I should be so lucky I never win anything "I'm sorry your first 'Win' isn't a better prize | |||
"Take you to the prairie's for a trip so that the Khan may gaze in wonder at the Cheyenne Dog Soldier... "The best light cavalry " in history ....
Were the Cheyenne cavalry? Or mounted archers like the Mongols? In which case.. You're 2nd best but I'd be delighted to watch an artist at work regardless. The dog soldier was cavalry I'd say .... they used lances as well as the bow... 2nd best as they where less organised militarily I'd agree but as horsemen I think it would be a close call "Hmmmm I may have to look them up. I don't know a lot about Native American culture and history. It's hard to find a trusted resource on it as I know so little. I imagine they must be on par with one another on horseback. There's only so good you can get. Both societies probably born into the saddle, bow in hand. Mongols used their hunting strategy to herd armies into destruction. Very rarely coming into direct contact in the open. Once they dismounted to siege a city, or slip through mountain passes or woodland they were pretty formidable on foot. I can imagine a Mongol style United Native Nation being a formidable force. Shame they couldn't unify quick enough to save their nation's | |||
"Take you to the prairie's for a trip so that the Khan may gaze in wonder at the Cheyenne Dog Soldier... "The best light cavalry " in history ....
Were the Cheyenne cavalry? Or mounted archers like the Mongols? In which case.. You're 2nd best but I'd be delighted to watch an artist at work regardless. The dog soldier was cavalry I'd say .... they used lances as well as the bow... 2nd best as they where less organised militarily I'd agree but as horsemen I think it would be a close call "Mongols weren't a cavalry as such, so I'll allow your first claim to stand. Not that I'm qualified to | |||
"Congratulations! You've just won a weekend/night/day/few hours with me Ghengis Khan. What will you do with me? Where are we going? What are we getting up to? Serious, jokey, funny and ridiculous suggestions encouraged. Happy Friday muthafuckaz" Go on a bender...it's a bit like a Yurt, isn't it? | |||
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"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! Not even the full two hour maximum stay? "We could do 2 hours... they now have Pizza Express as well as Nandos | |||
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"Congratulations! You've just won a weekend/night/day/few hours with me Ghengis Khan. What will you do with me? Where are we going? What are we getting up to? Serious, jokey, funny and ridiculous suggestions encouraged. Happy Friday muthafuckaz Go on a bender...it's a bit like a Yurt, isn't it? "Could go on a Yurt crawl.. Only Mongols tend to drink Arag (fermented mares milk). | |||
"Feed you grapes and suck your toes "Ooooh you're brave.. I'm a working man you know.. No silky socks and loafers for this bad boy you know | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! Not even the full two hour maximum stay?
We could do 2 hours... they now have Pizza Express as well as Nandos "Done | |||
"Take you to the prairie's for a trip so that the Khan may gaze in wonder at the Cheyenne Dog Soldier... "The best light cavalry " in history ....
Were the Cheyenne cavalry? Or mounted archers like the Mongols? In which case.. You're 2nd best but I'd be delighted to watch an artist at work regardless. The dog soldier was cavalry I'd say .... they used lances as well as the bow... 2nd best as they where less organised militarily I'd agree but as horsemen I think it would be a close call
Hmmmm I may have to look them up. I don't know a lot about Native American culture and history. It's hard to find a trusted resource on it as I know so little.
I imagine they must be on par with one another on horseback. There's only so good you can get. Both societies probably born into the saddle, bow in hand.
Mongols used their hunting strategy to herd armies into destruction. Very rarely coming into direct contact in the open. Once they dismounted to siege a city, or slip through mountain passes or woodland they were pretty formidable on foot.
I can imagine a Mongol style United Native Nation being a formidable force. Shame they couldn't unify quick enough to save their nation's "This is so true.... they needed a Ghengis and then perhaps the outcome would have been different . | |||
"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. " I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun | |||
"Feed you grapes and suck your toes
Ooooh you're brave.. I'm a working man you know.. No silky socks and loafers for this bad boy you know "Brave and stupid but lovely with it | |||
"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun "You don’t need to have heard of her. Suffice to say, you’ll be in love with me by the end of the experiment. And then in lust with me after the fucking. | |||
"Take you to the prairie's for a trip so that the Khan may gaze in wonder at the Cheyenne Dog Soldier... "The best light cavalry " in history ....
Were the Cheyenne cavalry? Or mounted archers like the Mongols? In which case.. You're 2nd best but I'd be delighted to watch an artist at work regardless. The dog soldier was cavalry I'd say .... they used lances as well as the bow... 2nd best as they where less organised militarily I'd agree but as horsemen I think it would be a close call
Hmmmm I may have to look them up. I don't know a lot about Native American culture and history. It's hard to find a trusted resource on it as I know so little.
I imagine they must be on par with one another on horseback. There's only so good you can get. Both societies probably born into the saddle, bow in hand.
Mongols used their hunting strategy to herd armies into destruction. Very rarely coming into direct contact in the open. Once they dismounted to siege a city, or slip through mountain passes or woodland they were pretty formidable on foot.
I can imagine a Mongol style United Native Nation being a formidable force. Shame they couldn't unify quick enough to save their nation's This is so true.... they needed a Ghengis and then perhaps the outcome would have been different ."The West had guns though. Which spelt the end of Mongol power as much as did the Americans. Treated in much the same way by Russians and Chinese
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"Feed you grapes and suck your toes
Ooooh you're brave.. I'm a working man you know.. No silky socks and loafers for this bad boy you know
Brave and stupid but lovely with it "Ooooh I like you.. But I don't think you're stupid. Unless you go near my feet  | |||
"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun
You don’t need to have heard of her. Suffice to say, you’ll be in love with me by the end of the experiment. And then in lust with me after the fucking. "And if you want to know what it is; here’s two threads I posted a while back on a previous Estella profile about it... https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/570747 https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/571034 | |||
"Feed you grapes and suck your toes
Ooooh you're brave.. I'm a working man you know.. No silky socks and loafers for this bad boy you know
Brave and stupid but lovely with it
Ooooh I like you.. But I don't think you're stupid. Unless you go near my feet "I'm daft what can I say | |||
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"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun
You don’t need to have heard of her. Suffice to say, you’ll be in love with me by the end of the experiment. And then in lust with me after the fucking. "Hmmmmmmmm I think you forget you don't know me as well as you think I'm stubborn as fuck and a massive pain in the ass when I want to be. Morally superior snowflake with an attitude problem Are you sure about this?
I get lusty WELL BEFORE any fucking takes place | |||
"Donate you to charity. " What a generous soul you are. I can change the world now | |||
"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun
You don’t need to have heard of her. Suffice to say, you’ll be in love with me by the end of the experiment. And then in lust with me after the fucking.
Hmmmmmmmm I think you forget you don't know me as well as you think I'm stubborn as fuck and a massive pain in the ass when I want to be. Morally superior snowflake with an attitude problem Are you sure about this?
I get lusty WELL BEFORE any fucking takes place "I’ve never asserted that I know you. Mandy states that doing the experiment means the falling in love will happen. I’m just a geek interested in trying it. | |||
"Take you to the prairie's for a trip so that the Khan may gaze in wonder at the Cheyenne Dog Soldier... "The best light cavalry " in history ....
Were the Cheyenne cavalry? Or mounted archers like the Mongols? In which case.. You're 2nd best but I'd be delighted to watch an artist at work regardless. The dog soldier was cavalry I'd say .... they used lances as well as the bow... 2nd best as they where less organised militarily I'd agree but as horsemen I think it would be a close call
Hmmmm I may have to look them up. I don't know a lot about Native American culture and history. It's hard to find a trusted resource on it as I know so little.
I imagine they must be on par with one another on horseback. There's only so good you can get. Both societies probably born into the saddle, bow in hand.
Mongols used their hunting strategy to herd armies into destruction. Very rarely coming into direct contact in the open. Once they dismounted to siege a city, or slip through mountain passes or woodland they were pretty formidable on foot.
I can imagine a Mongol style United Native Nation being a formidable force. Shame they couldn't unify quick enough to save their nation's This is so true.... they needed a Ghengis and then perhaps the outcome would have been different .
The West had guns though. Which spelt the end of Mongol power as much as did the Americans.
Treated in much the same way by Russians and Chinese
"yeah the GUN ended the days of many culture's. .. sadly | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! Not even the full two hour maximum stay?
We could do 2 hours... they now have Pizza Express as well as Nandos
Done "Never let it be said that I do not know how to treat a man  | |||
"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun
You don’t need to have heard of her. Suffice to say, you’ll be in love with me by the end of the experiment. And then in lust with me after the fucking.
Hmmmmmmmm I think you forget you don't know me as well as you think I'm stubborn as fuck and a massive pain in the ass when I want to be. Morally superior snowflake with an attitude problem Are you sure about this?
I get lusty WELL BEFORE any fucking takes place
I’ve never asserted that I know you. Mandy states that doing the experiment means the falling in love will happen. I’m just a geek interested in trying it. "I'm not being mean.. I'm trying to warn you, because I like you No you haven't.
Hmmmmmmmm I will read up on this. I know it's Bullshit though.. Because if Tame and I sat and looked at each other for four minutes and answered a load of questions. We ain't falling in love over it.. I could sit and talk to him at least, whereas others? Not so sure I could.
Super intrigued anyway..
Hang on... Could you make someone fall in love with you by making them take the test with you?
That's so evil! Too much power! Delete the Internet of it | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! Not even the full two hour maximum stay?
We could do 2 hours... they now have Pizza Express as well as Nandos
Done
Never let it be said that I do not know how to treat a man "*Happily Stuffed on fast food* | |||
"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun
You don’t need to have heard of her. Suffice to say, you’ll be in love with me by the end of the experiment. And then in lust with me after the fucking.
Hmmmmmmmm I think you forget you don't know me as well as you think I'm stubborn as fuck and a massive pain in the ass when I want to be. Morally superior snowflake with an attitude problem Are you sure about this?
I get lusty WELL BEFORE any fucking takes place
I’ve never asserted that I know you. Mandy states that doing the experiment means the falling in love will happen. I’m just a geek interested in trying it.
I'm not being mean.. I'm trying to warn you, because I like you No you haven't.
Hmmmmmmmm I will read up on this. I know it's Bullshit though.. Because if Tame and I sat and looked at each other for four minutes and answered a load of questions. We ain't falling in love over it.. I could sit and talk to him at least, whereas others? Not so sure I could.
Super intrigued anyway..
Hang on... Could you make someone fall in love with you by making them take the test with you?
That's so evil! Too much power! Delete the Internet of it "I rescind my entire offer. | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! Not even the full two hour maximum stay?
We could do 2 hours... they now have Pizza Express as well as Nandos
Done
Never let it be said that I do not know how to treat a man
*Happily Stuffed on fast food*"Excellent. Then back to mine for a food coma snooze with the top button of your jeans undone. You’ll get a complimentary cat on your lap too. | |||
"I would take you to my favourite, secret outdoor space where we’ll recline on soft blankets and eat our favourite foods; and there we shall complete the 36 questions of Mandy Len Catron’s essay on Modern Love and we shall stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes without saying a word. I’m then going to fuck you. A lot. I never even heard of Mandy Len Catron but the fucking sounds very fun
You don’t need to have heard of her. Suffice to say, you’ll be in love with me by the end of the experiment. And then in lust with me after the fucking.
Hmmmmmmmm I think you forget you don't know me as well as you think I'm stubborn as fuck and a massive pain in the ass when I want to be. Morally superior snowflake with an attitude problem Are you sure about this?
I get lusty WELL BEFORE any fucking takes place
I’ve never asserted that I know you. Mandy states that doing the experiment means the falling in love will happen. I’m just a geek interested in trying it.
I'm not being mean.. I'm trying to warn you, because I like you No you haven't.
Hmmmmmmmm I will read up on this. I know it's Bullshit though.. Because if Tame and I sat and looked at each other for four minutes and answered a load of questions. We ain't falling in love over it.. I could sit and talk to him at least, whereas others? Not so sure I could.
Super intrigued anyway..
Hang on... Could you make someone fall in love with you by making them take the test with you?
That's so evil! Too much power! Delete the Internet of it
I rescind my entire offer. "No no no no no no no no no oooooooooooohh pwetty pweeeease | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! Not even the full two hour maximum stay?
We could do 2 hours... they now have Pizza Express as well as Nandos
Done
Never let it be said that I do not know how to treat a man
*Happily Stuffed on fast food*
Excellent. Then back to mine for a food coma snooze with the top button of your jeans undone. You’ll get a complimentary cat on your lap too."Oh goody I can tickle it | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! Not even the full two hour maximum stay?
We could do 2 hours... they now have Pizza Express as well as Nandos
Done
Never let it be said that I do not know how to treat a man
*Happily Stuffed on fast food*
Excellent. Then back to mine for a food coma snooze with the top button of your jeans undone. You’ll get a complimentary cat on your lap too.
Oh goody I can tickle it"Certainly can. No such thing as too much attention. | |||
"Donate you to charity. What a generous soul you are. I can change the world now "I'm all heart. | |||
"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream!" The only service station with a pub | |||
"Congratulations! You've just won a weekend/night/day/few hours with me Ghengis Khan. What will you do with me? Where are we going? What are we getting up to? Serious, jokey, funny and ridiculous suggestions encouraged. Happy Friday muthafuckaz" Time travel, wanna go see the hanging gardens or Colossus? | |||
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"An hour at Beaconsfield services. Living the dream! The only service station with a pub "And a 24 hour Starbucks next to it to sober you up again | |||
"Game of catch. Or kirby. "I'd love a game of kerby. | |||
"Congratulations! You've just won a weekend/night/day/few hours with me Ghengis Khan. What will you do with me? Where are we going? What are we getting up to? Serious, jokey, funny and ridiculous suggestions encouraged. Happy Friday muthafuckaz Go on a bender...it's a bit like a Yurt, isn't it?
Could go on a Yurt crawl.. Only Mongols tend to drink Arag (fermented mares milk). "Sounds good to me, i'll try anything once. | |||
"Game of catch. Or kirby.
I'd love a game of kerby."You can't beat the classics should have a school yard games social with British bulldog, tick, kiss chase, stuck in the mud. I go. | |||
"Congratulations! You've just won a weekend/night/day/few hours with me Ghengis Khan. What will you do with me? Where are we going? What are we getting up to? Serious, jokey, funny and ridiculous suggestions encouraged. Happy Friday muthafuckaz Time travel, wanna go see the hanging gardens or Colossus?" Do I ever! Hang on... How safe are we? We're going to stick out the like sore thumbs in the Ancient World. | |||
"Game of catch. Or kirby. "Kirby. I'm not bad at basketball, so I reckon I've got this your curb is going daaaaaaaan | |||
"Game of catch. Or kirby.
I'd love a game of kerby.
You can't beat the classics should have a school yard games social with British bulldog, tick, kiss chase, stuck in the mud. I go. "Bulldog. My favourite | |||
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So! Maybe just a game of Cards Against Humanity instead. | |||
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"Apparently 16 million people in the world today are descended from Ghengis, so it wouldn't be anything naughty, just in case we're related (I have 4% Mongolian DNA so you cant be too sure )
So! Maybe just a game of Cards Against Humanity instead. "I think you're over thinking but I like it lolol | |||
"What would you like to do if we had a weekend away Ghengis?" Getting to know you doing different things.. Talking as we walk, drive to different places, seeing how you are with people we bump into.. People watching.. Doing something out of our comfort zones. If you don't hate me by the end of day 1. Perhaps you'd consider slipping under the sheets with me? | |||
"What would you like to do if we had a weekend away Ghengis? Getting to know you doing different things.. Talking as we walk, drive to different places, seeing how you are with people we bump into.. People watching.. Doing something out of our comfort zones. If you don't hate me by the end of day 1. Perhaps you'd consider slipping under the sheets with me? " We can do all of that | |||
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