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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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PROS
* get to see real life boobs regularly
* get to hold real boobs now and again
* some other stuff probably
CONS
* having to give up half your bed
* pretend you were thinking about her when she asks what you’re thinking about.
* stop peeing with the seat up
* convince her you were always a feminist
* pretend you’re cool with her wearing your favourite jumper, when she didn’t even ask
* hold farts in
* pretending you like sensitive singer/ songwriters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PROS
* get to see real life boobs regularly
* get to hold real boobs now and again
* some other stuff probably
CONS
* having to give up half your bed
* pretend you were thinking about her when she asks what you’re thinking about.
* stop peeing with the seat up
* convince her you were always a feminist
* pretend you’re cool with her wearing your favourite jumper, when she didn’t even ask
* hold farts in
* pretending you like sensitive singer/ songwriters "
This made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you put it like that how did I get into a full blown serious relationship.... "
Feel free to add to the list of cons! Dunno is there’s any more pros.  |
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Con - the expense of Ferbruary 14th, December 25th, and her birthday...
Probably best to start dating a Capricorn or Aquarius on February 16th, and dump her the week prior to Christmas...
Ten months of cost effective sex on tap!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pros:
- sex. But only if they're good.
Cons:
- sitting in wee when they forget to put the toilet seat up before peeing.
- the snoring
- they require interaction and stuff, so bloody needy.
- smelly feet. Why do men's trainers smell so bad anyway.
- sharing the telly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pros:
- sex. But only if they're good.
Cons:
- sitting in wee when they forget to put the toilet seat up before peeing.
- the snoring
- they require interaction and stuff, so bloody needy.
- smelly feet. Why do men's trainers smell so bad anyway.
- sharing the telly. "
You forgot the smelly hoodies as well! Why does she like wearing them so much anyway  |
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. I take you don't want to date then? 
