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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As the title says... What's the best rejection reason you've been given ?

Mine was that I wasn't "chubby enough"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is one I've used. Sorry my aunties days not well and I need to look after it. It worked

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By *is BitchCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

I told someone this week that He was far too hairy haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘You’re young enough to be my daughter’

So stupid. I was young enough to be his granddaughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"‘You’re young enough to be my daughter’

So stupid. I was young enough to be his granddaughter "

You do like them older though haha

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

That I just didn't look quite enough like Ewan McGregor...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boobs too small, minge too hairy...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Clem was told he looked too much like Ewan McGregor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boobs too small, minge too hairy... "

How is au naturele too hairy ?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Not had one yet so going to pre-empt one.

I'm guessing it'll be because I'm chubby when I do get one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boobs too small, minge too hairy...

How is au naturele too hairy ?"

I'm not au naturelle though, I trim! Still too hairy for some...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Clem was told he looked too much like Ewan McGregor. "

Bastard!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Boobs too small, minge too hairy... "

Can a minge ever be too hairy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im crap in bed and i wouldn't want to disappoint you"

Ha a stoned cold lie is sometimes very necessary

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Got told I was a pretentious snob

Can you believe it, eh?

Pretentious? ...Moi??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"‘You’re young enough to be my daughter’

So stupid. I was young enough to be his granddaughter "

Thats funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met someone for a social who looked very much like my brother in person..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"‘You’re young enough to be my daughter’

So stupid. I was young enough to be his granddaughter "

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By *heFuzzMan over a year ago

Bucks

I’ve never been in that situation here...

Not because I’ve never had rejection, but I just generally get a “no thanks” at best...

Nice to know I can come across as unacceptable from either a few words or a mugshot!

Hopefully re-incarnation will do me a favour next time around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I met someone for a social who looked very much like my brother in person..

I've had similar, it's so creepy! I had to make up some other excuse as even explaining just felt too weird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get rejected as I don't send out first messages. But I get nasty responses after I politely decline.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

For a gangbang. Something like "dunno where you found the defective chick, I'll fuck her when she's better"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like men with beards. I didn’t have a beard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *carlet_heavenWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

'Its not you, it's me.'

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By *ornymike_2017Man over a year ago

Tranmere

"Boobs too small, minge too hairy...

How is au naturele too hairy ?

I'm not au naturelle though, I trim! Still too hairy for some...

Sorry didn’t notice the hair at first I was distracted by the shibari

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I Don’t eat pork or red meat lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your boobs are too small, sorry..after getting the bus for half an hour to meet, he grabbed them straight away, told me that, and back on the bus I went xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your ginger eeew your ginger no way

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By *laymateteeMan over a year ago

bristol

You can't supply us with 420

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Its not you, it's me.' "

Well from your pics, I’d say he was right !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Im crap in bed and i wouldn't want to disappoint you"

Ha a stoned cold lie is sometimes very necessary

So why did you tell the truth??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told by one lady that I reminded her of her dad too much

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"For a gangbang. Something like "dunno where you found the defective chick, I'll fuck her when she's better"

Best ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I told someone this week that He was far too hairy haha

Me too, but he really was! Everywhere....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your boobs are too small, sorry..after getting the bus for half an hour to meet, he grabbed them straight away, told me that, and back on the bus I went xx

WTF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was that my left foot was weirder than my right one

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I normally inform via text with a little love poem:

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your boobs are too small, sorry..after getting the bus for half an hour to meet, he grabbed them straight away, told me that, and back on the bus I went xx

WTF?

I know, so bizarre xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're kebabs is the worst I've seen, shave that sh&t too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're kebabs is the worst I've seen, shave that sh&t too

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