This post was prompted by a comment in another thread about airport security checks of hand luggage.
Not hand luggage at airports per se; but I once took a young lady for a naughty weekend break to a VERY posh hotel; we popped our bags down for the bellhop to take up to our room, whilst I went to the desk to check in.
Presently, the snooty concierge walked over to me, tapped me on the shoulder; and not-so-discreetly whispered that "something was buzzing in Madam's bag".
She frantically ran over to her case, her stilettos clattering on the marble floor; she frantically opened it, hastily throwing all manner of kinky lingerie on the floor, and eventually pulled out, and triumphantly brandished the offending buzzing plastic contraption; "Don't panic, it's only my epilator"! 
Ever the gentleman, and smirking to myself; I helped her re-pack her case - whilst sharing a discreet wink with the bellhop
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"This post was prompted by a comment in another thread about airport security checks of hand luggage.
Not hand luggage at airports per se; but I once took a young lady for a naughty weekend break to a VERY posh hotel; we popped our bags down for the bellhop to take up to our room, whilst I went to the desk to check in.
Presently, the snooty concierge walked over to me, tapped me on the shoulder; and not-so-discreetly whispered that "something was buzzing in Madam's bag".
She frantically ran over to her case, her stilettos clattering on the marble floor; she frantically opened it, hastily throwing all manner of kinky lingerie on the floor, and eventually pulled out, and triumphantly brandished the offending buzzing plastic contraption; "Don't panic, it's only my epilator"!
Ever the gentleman, and smirking to myself; I helped her re-pack her case - whilst sharing a discreet wink with the bellhop
Has anyone else had a similar episode? "
Ha ha! That didn’t go where I thought it was going |
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Checked out of a hotel in Coventry on business. The receptionist barked out what I had incurred charges for. All ears listened. An oriental guy looked and laughed "bet you are glad you didn't watch the Adult channel!". |
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"This post was prompted by a comment in another thread about airport security checks of hand luggage.
Not hand luggage at airports per se; but I once took a young lady for a naughty weekend break to a VERY posh hotel; we popped our bags down for the bellhop to take up to our room, whilst I went to the desk to check in.
Presently, the snooty concierge walked over to me, tapped me on the shoulder; and not-so-discreetly whispered that "something was buzzing in Madam's bag".
She frantically ran over to her case, her stilettos clattering on the marble floor; she frantically opened it, hastily throwing all manner of kinky lingerie on the floor, and eventually pulled out, and triumphantly brandished the offending buzzing plastic contraption; "Don't panic, it's only my epilator"!
Ever the gentleman, and smirking to myself; I helped her re-pack her case - whilst sharing a discreet wink with the bellhop
Has anyone else had a similar episode?
Ha ha! That didn’t go where I thought it was going "
Ha ha. I do like giving a little "sting in the tail".  |
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