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It’s just not right.......

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it. "

Nothing wrong with that, it’s nice

and yes, the world has gone mad but all of us with it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it. "

Could be worse. Could be quiche.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it. "

Oooh. That new ryvita with quinoa? No worries, that’s ‘protein rich’ so very manly.

By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

"I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it.

Could be worse. Could be quiche. "

Or snails.

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it.

Could be worse. Could be quiche. "

Now I’m not adverse to the odd cock in my mouth, but come on, there’s limits.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it.

Could be worse. Could be quiche.

Now I’m not adverse to the odd cock in my mouth, but come on, there’s limits. "

Isn’t it pronounced ‘Quickie’ ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a big rufty tufty mans man, and I’ve just been eating humus on riveta crackers. The world has gone mad, and I’ve gone with it.

Could be worse. Could be quiche.

Now I’m not adverse to the odd cock in my mouth, but come on, there’s limits.

Isn’t it pronounced ‘Quickie’ ?"

I like your thinking. “Would you like quickie?” whilst proffering a slice of quiche.

However if she’s not called Lorraine, you could be in a bit of trouble....