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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d ask if he got me up just to talk pointless bullshit.
Then twat him one etc etc  "
I thought it was rather clever. I'm thinking there must be a clever response though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
Dun.
You have just 1,wish left  "
Clever response indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ..."
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is?"
They asked, NOT to grant this wish. That was the wish. |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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I would ask them to use another wish to make me remain trapped in the confines of my bottle all the time,then I would do the opposite, there by granting both wishes at once and effectively freeing myself.
(Even I'm confused now) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would ask them to use another wish to make me remain trapped in the confines of my bottle all the time,then I would do the opposite, there by granting both wishes at once and effectively freeing myself.
(Even I'm confused now) "
I'm trying to work that one out. Putting the kettle on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is?
They asked, NOT to grant this wish. That was the wish."
So as I see it. They’re wishing that I’m a mind reader who can see exactly what they’re thinking when saying this so I know what not to grant...
Oh. I’m a happy genie now as I’m suddenly a mind reader too. I thank them profusely and go about my new business  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is?
They asked, NOT to grant this wish. That was the wish.
So as I see it. They’re wishing that I’m a mind reader who can see exactly what they’re thinking when saying this so I know what not to grant...
Oh. I’m a happy genie now as I’m suddenly a mind reader too. I thank them profusely and go about my new business "
Are you a single female on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is?
They asked, NOT to grant this wish. That was the wish.
So as I see it. They’re wishing that I’m a mind reader who can see exactly what they’re thinking when saying this so I know what not to grant...
Oh. I’m a happy genie now as I’m suddenly a mind reader too. I thank them profusely and go about my new business
Are you a single female on fab "
Yaas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is?
They asked, NOT to grant this wish. That was the wish.
So as I see it. They’re wishing that I’m a mind reader who can see exactly what they’re thinking when saying this so I know what not to grant...
Oh. I’m a happy genie now as I’m suddenly a mind reader too. I thank them profusely and go about my new business
Are you a single female on fab
Yaas "
I was mind-reading what you were trying to say.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is?
They asked, NOT to grant this wish. That was the wish.
So as I see it. They’re wishing that I’m a mind reader who can see exactly what they’re thinking when saying this so I know what not to grant...
Oh. I’m a happy genie now as I’m suddenly a mind reader too. I thank them profusely and go about my new business
Are you a single female on fab
Yaas
I was mind-reading what you were trying to say. "
Need to work on your mind reading abilities... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish”, what would you do? ...
But the person has yet to tell me what the wish is?
They asked, NOT to grant this wish. That was the wish.
So as I see it. They’re wishing that I’m a mind reader who can see exactly what they’re thinking when saying this so I know what not to grant...
Oh. I’m a happy genie now as I’m suddenly a mind reader too. I thank them profusely and go about my new business
Are you a single female on fab
Yaas
I was mind-reading what you were trying to say.
Need to work on your mind reading abilities..."
Think you're locked in the bottle now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d jump out the bottle, slap him across the face with my knob, skull fuck him, pull his undies over his head and boot him up the arse then send him in his merry way."
You're straight  |
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"I’d jump out the bottle, slap him across the face with my knob, skull fuck him, pull his undies over his head and boot him up the arse then send him in his merry way.
You're straight "
And this is a genie in a bottle we’re talking about - hand over eyes and shakes his head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d jump out the bottle, slap him across the face with my knob, skull fuck him, pull his undies over his head and boot him up the arse then send him in his merry way.
You're straight
And this is a genie in a bottle we’re talking about - hand over eyes and shakes his head "
Well at least I’ve got company in this bottle... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’d jump out the bottle, slap him across the face with my knob, skull fuck him, pull his undies over his head and boot him up the arse then send him in his merry way.
You're straight
And this is a genie in a bottle we’re talking about - hand over eyes and shakes his head
Well at least I’ve got company in this bottle..."
Lol |
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"I’d jump out the bottle, slap him across the face with my knob, skull fuck him, pull his undies over his head and boot him up the arse then send him in his merry way.
You're straight
And this is a genie in a bottle we’re talking about - hand over eyes and shakes his head
Well at least I’ve got company in this bottle..."
Hey, you need to rub my lamp before I’ll let you in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d jump out the bottle, slap him across the face with my knob, skull fuck him, pull his undies over his head and boot him up the arse then send him in his merry way.
You're straight
And this is a genie in a bottle we’re talking about - hand over eyes and shakes his head
Well at least I’ve got company in this bottle...
Hey, you need to rub my lamp before I’ll let you in "
Excuse me? I was in this bottle first so who needs to be rubbing who???  |
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"I’d jump out the bottle, slap him across the face with my knob, skull fuck him, pull his undies over his head and boot him up the arse then send him in his merry way.
You're straight
And this is a genie in a bottle we’re talking about - hand over eyes and shakes his head
Well at least I’ve got company in this bottle...
Hey, you need to rub my lamp before I’ll let you in
Excuse me? I was in this bottle first so who needs to be rubbing who??? "
I think it would prudent I rubbed you then cause if it were the other way round there would only be one thing popping out of the lamp  |
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I would grant them someone else's wish for them instead (someone who loves them... Not someone who wishes them dead looool). Thereby not granting their own wish, while still fulfilling my wish obligations. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would grant them someone else's wish for them instead (someone who loves them... Not someone who wishes them dead looool). Thereby not granting their own wish, while still fulfilling my wish obligations."
Like your thinking. |
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