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Halp. Attack of the giant timewasters in progress.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have simply been inundated with timewasters over the last couple of days -.-

My boyfriend's dad is dying, my cat is sick, you're so intense we can't fuck.

I mean, I've heard weak excuses before, but these! Incredibad is the only name for them. All of the above are actual quotes, I couldn't make them up.

halp wat do?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

unfortunately theres nowt you can do , and for the record the best excuse weve had is "our neighbours shed caught fire and the fire brigade have blocked our drive lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"unfortunately theres nowt you can do , and for the record the best excuse weve had is "our neighbours shed caught fire and the fire brigade have blocked our drive lol"

Christos on a bike. Make an effort people! Less of the creativity!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Look for an orphan that doesnt like animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Look for an orphan that doesnt like animals "

Ah, protip, thanks!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Put yer top back on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Put yer top back on. "

Just as soon as you put your face on Mr Mush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You get mail and your complaining ? Xx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Try a hotel room, some people dont like tents

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Try a hotel room, some people dont like tents "

I've done that in the past too, but quite honestly it seemed to make little odds

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Try a hotel room, some people dont like tents

I've done that in the past too, but quite honestly it seemed to make little odds"

did you show them how you make a special tent?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"unfortunately theres nowt you can do , and for the record the best excuse weve had is "our neighbours shed caught fire and the fire brigade have blocked our drive lol"

thats nothing the best we had was "Sorry but we forgot we had sold the car so cannot get to you"

hows about that one then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You get mail and your complaining ? Xx "

I wouldn't be complaining at all if I had the god-send that is your fmuma

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Try a hotel room, some people dont like tents

I've done that in the past too, but quite honestly it seemed to make little oddsdid you show them how you make a special tent? "

Ha! I'd like to show you, you damn insatiable minx! You'd be licked from tip to tail.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Now where did I put that rant about the use of the word timewaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"unfortunately theres nowt you can do , and for the record the best excuse weve had is "our neighbours shed caught fire and the fire brigade have blocked our drive lol

thats nothing the best we had was "Sorry but we forgot we had sold the car so cannot get to you"

hows about that one then ? "

It's like "Hurr Durr, I'm not enough of an intellectual to make it out the front door"

At that point, I think I support eugenics, mass culling etc

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