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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's an amnesty on the site. What are you confessing/handing in?
Lied about being athletic?
Handing in that 10 year old photo?
Confessing you're not single?
Using someone else pic?
Amnesty prevents any prosecution by Fab Police. |
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"My hair is bought and paid for!  
Your fanny hair?! Well that's not weird.
Haha now that would be weird! No the hair on my head   "
Oh,does it not feel strange having someone else's hair on your head as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well according to a really nice chap earlier this morning...I’m a fake, my pics are all dodgy, and I’m clearly a man. Perhaps it’s time for me to confess now that I’ve been busted   "
I'm trying to work out if you have bigger feet than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually 37 and I changed my age to throw local people off the scent.
I'm also very much in love with someone but we can't be together and probably won't ever be, so here I am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm actually 37 and I changed my age to throw local people off the scent.
I'm also very much in love with someone but we can't be together and probably won't ever be, so here I am "
Oh that’s sad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hair is bought and paid for!
Your fanny hair?! Well that's not weird.
Haha now that would be weird! No the hair on my head
Oh,does it not feel strange having someone else's hair on your head as well?"
Not at all, had them for over 3 years now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never wear hats"
I can confirm with great authority however that he does in fact enjoy tea, tea themed parties and as a villa supporter, is quite mad.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never wear hats
And your pants are on fire "
Funnily enough, that was the one time I wore a hat, and I did it so everyone had an easy to spot meeting point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never wear hats
I can confirm with great authority however that he does in fact enjoy tea, tea themed parties and as a villa supporter, is quite mad.
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Yeah, that's all true. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really should change my user name as I am breaking the trades description act by claiming to still be crumpet. "
Bit of butter and jam makes anyone crumpet. |
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