There once was a farmer from Phuket
Whose schlong was so long he could
Suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
There was a young lady from Leith
Who pulled foreskins back with her teeth (gently obvs)
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just loved the cheese underneath.
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