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Useless pricks in the workplace
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does every company have one of these? Someone who doesn't attempt to learn new things, or attempt to fix mistakes, but instead, passes all his problems onto someone else to fix.
One guy in our office is really starting to fuck me off with this. As if I haven't got enough work of my own, I have to clean his shit up as well.
Worse thing about it is, he also chews with his mouth open.
I hope his dog runs away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep, they are definitely everywhere! Almost killed one of em, with my bare hands, twice last week... The same prick that does the bare minimum and leaves all the things he couldn't be arsed to do, to you, while you are also trying to do your job too... Bah!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does every company have one of these? Someone who doesn't attempt to learn new things, or attempt to fix mistakes, but instead, passes all his problems onto someone else to fix.
One guy in our office is really starting to fuck me off with this. As if I haven't got enough work of my own, I have to clean his shit up as well.
Worse thing about it is, he also chews with his mouth open.
I hope his dog runs away"
I feel your frustration but your last bit made me lol x |
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If your company doesn't have one chances are it's you 
Think it's a given that most companies employ someone that beggars belief the ammount of things they get away with. We have one who turns up late and never manages to complete a given task yet seems untouchable by HR for some reason. |
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One of my sub-personalities is called useless twat. He’s always fucking up things that another sub personality Dogsbody has to clear up. They fecking hate each other. The arguments they have in my head are legendary. |
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"One of my sub-personalities is called useless twat. He’s always fucking up things that another sub personality Dogsbody has to clear up. They fecking hate each other. The arguments they have in my head are legendary."
Thought it was just me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you 'working' at this present moment in time?
Yes, but I've done my work for the day, and most of tomorrows work and everyone elses mistakes"
Does every workplace have one of those pricks that show off by working too hard?  |
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"Are you 'working' at this present moment in time?
Yes, but I've done my work for the day, and most of tomorrows work and everyone elses mistakes"
Well stop your moaning then it's not 4pm yet and you're done. Moany bugger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have one in my workplace. When he comes on shift he spends a couple of hours chatting and fucking about. When he eventually sits down he does the absolute minimum, dosent investigate customer query's properly and dosent cooperate or communicate information to anyone else in the department. Then as soon the bosses fuck off at 5 he gets his phone out and spends the rest of the shift watching Netflix, until 8 when he spends the last two hours playing cards in the kitchen and generally fucking about again.
I'm always having to correct his mistakes and management don't give a shit or don't have the backbone to do anything about it. He was caught on camera on a night shift when he just watched Netflix for 8 hour's. After a disciplinary nothing changed.
By the way he's American and constantly boasts that he does more work than anyone. Does he fuck. Thinks he knows everything and won't listen to anyone, then when he fucks up it's never his fault as he wasn't shown the task properly. Cunt!! |
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"One of my sub-personalities is called useless twat. He’s always fucking up things that another sub personality Dogsbody has to clear up. They fecking hate each other. The arguments they have in my head are legendary.
Thought it was just me."
So did I  |
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Name and shame them maybe? - devise and distribute a league table pertaining to individual efficiency
In the same way that I recently produced a 'which female employee has the nicest tits' league table
I just don't understand why I'm not a hit with the HR team... |
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"I have one in my workplace. When he comes on shift he spends a couple of hours chatting and fucking about. When he eventually sits down he does the absolute minimum, dosent investigate customer query's properly and dosent cooperate or communicate information to anyone else in the department. Then as soon the bosses fuck off at 5 he gets his phone out and spends the rest of the shift watching Netflix, until 8 when he spends the last two hours playing cards in the kitchen and generally fucking about again.
I'm always having to correct his mistakes and management don't give a shit or don't have the backbone to do anything about it. He was caught on camera on a night shift when he just watched Netflix for 8 hour's. After a disciplinary nothing changed.
By the way he's American and constantly boasts that he does more work than anyone. Does he fuck. Thinks he knows everything and won't listen to anyone, then when he fucks up it's never his fault as he wasn't shown the task properly. Cunt!!"
Do you feel better now that's off your chest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have one in my workplace. When he comes on shift he spends a couple of hours chatting and fucking about. When he eventually sits down he does the absolute minimum, dosent investigate customer query's properly and dosent cooperate or communicate information to anyone else in the department. Then as soon the bosses fuck off at 5 he gets his phone out and spends the rest of the shift watching Netflix, until 8 when he spends the last two hours playing cards in the kitchen and generally fucking about again.
I'm always having to correct his mistakes and management don't give a shit or don't have the backbone to do anything about it. He was caught on camera on a night shift when he just watched Netflix for 8 hour's. After a disciplinary nothing changed.
By the way he's American and constantly boasts that he does more work than anyone. Does he fuck. Thinks he knows everything and won't listen to anyone, then when he fucks up it's never his fault as he wasn't shown the task properly. Cunt!!
Do you feel better now that's off your chest?"
Not really it's just annoyed me more. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you 'working' at this present moment in time?
Yes, but I've done my work for the day, and most of tomorrows work and everyone elses mistakes
Well stop your moaning then it's not 4pm yet and you're done. Moany bugger."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you 'working' at this present moment in time?
Yes, but I've done my work for the day, and most of tomorrows work and everyone elses mistakes
Does every workplace have one of those pricks that show off by working too hard? "
I'm good at my job, not my fault I'm finished  |
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"I have one in my workplace. When he comes on shift he spends a couple of hours chatting and fucking about. When he eventually sits down he does the absolute minimum, dosent investigate customer query's properly and dosent cooperate or communicate information to anyone else in the department. Then as soon the bosses fuck off at 5 he gets his phone out and spends the rest of the shift watching Netflix, until 8 when he spends the last two hours playing cards in the kitchen and generally fucking about again.
I'm always having to correct his mistakes and management don't give a shit or don't have the backbone to do anything about it. He was caught on camera on a night shift when he just watched Netflix for 8 hour's. After a disciplinary nothing changed.
By the way he's American and constantly boasts that he does more work than anyone. Does he fuck. Thinks he knows everything and won't listen to anyone, then when he fucks up it's never his fault as he wasn't shown the task properly. Cunt!!
Do you feel better now that's off your chest?
Not really it's just annoyed me more."
Well people do mysteriously go missing you know,send me his photo and I'll see what I can do for you. |
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Yep!
We've actually got a staff meeting at 19.30 tomorrow evening because of her!
It's supposed to be a chance for everyone to sit down, speak their minds, openly discuss their issues, clear the air.
I may not have a job by 20.00hrs
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"Yep!
We've actually got a staff meeting at 19.30 tomorrow evening because of her!
It's supposed to be a chance for everyone to sit down, speak their minds, openly discuss their issues, clear the air.
I may not have a job by 20.00hrs
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I bet you're taller than her too |
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"Yep!
We've actually got a staff meeting at 19.30 tomorrow evening because of her!
It's supposed to be a chance for everyone to sit down, speak their minds, openly discuss their issues, clear the air.
I may not have a job by 20.00hrs
I bet you're taller than her too"
By about a foot
I've actually decided to write out all my issues & give everyone a copy.
I seriously think if I have to stand up & speak, if she buts in, tries to make jokes - which I know she will.
I'll end up loosing my shit. |
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"Yep!
We've actually got a staff meeting at 19.30 tomorrow evening because of her!
It's supposed to be a chance for everyone to sit down, speak their minds, openly discuss their issues, clear the air.
I may not have a job by 20.00hrs
I bet you're taller than her too
By about a foot
I've actually decided to write out all my issues & give everyone a copy.
I seriously think if I have to stand up & speak, if she buts in, tries to make jokes - which I know she will.
I'll end up loosing my shit."
Maybe try to refrain from showing your wrestling skills!... |
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