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over a year ago
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I had breakfast cereal at 8 it must be a sign the world will end soon what unusual things happened to u this morning that could be a sign of out impending doom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I opened my bedroom window and a bumble bee flew in. Definitely a message of impending doom."
I've read your runes. That just means you need to buy honey from the shops  |
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"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards."
Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them |
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"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.
Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them "
Think it's probably alien brain parasites... |
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"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.
Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them "
Check for any Russian writing on the chips |
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"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.
Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them Check for any Russian writing on the chips "
Nope, says Huawei... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.
Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them Check for any Russian writing on the chips
Nope, says Huawei..."
did u use google translate  |
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I've cleaned the kitchen, washed up, vacuumed and mopped.
I've cleaned the living room, vacuumed and mopped, I've vacuumed and mopped the stairs and done 2 lots of washing.
I'm normally still pumping coffee into me to get motivated at this time of day, and that's with a decent-ish sleep. I had a crap sleep last night and I've still managed that lot.
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"I've cleaned the kitchen, washed up, vacuumed and mopped.
I've cleaned the living room, vacuumed and mopped, I've vacuumed and mopped the stairs and done 2 lots of washing.
I'm normally still pumping coffee into me to get motivated at this time of day, and that's with a decent-ish sleep. I had a crap sleep last night and I've still managed that lot.
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