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"Yes, first you must have 50 years of no sex and 4 years of complete silence. You must own a karaoke machine and a brown cloak  "
50 years. Crikey that’s another 30 before I can join. I can sort the Karaoke machine and silence, but will need to purchase a brown cloak. Ill have 30 years of condom savings to put towards it. I think that amounts to about £6 at usage rates for the last 20 years |
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"....given my fortune on this site, I am considering joining a monastery. Does anyone have any helpful hints and tips on being a monk?  judo chop"
will Tai Chi do? |
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"Yes, first you must have 50 years of no sex and 4 years of complete silence. You must own a karaoke machine and a brown cloak
50 years. Crikey that’s another 30 before I can join. I can sort the Karaoke machine and silence, but will need to purchase a brown cloak. Ill have 30 years of condom savings to put towards it. I think that amounts to about £6 at usage rates for the last 20 years "
Ha ha just read your profile awesome x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes, first you must have 50 years of no sex and 4 years of complete silence. You must own a karaoke machine and a brown cloak
50 years. Crikey that’s another 30 before I can join. I can sort the Karaoke machine and silence, but will need to purchase a brown cloak. Ill have 30 years of condom savings to put towards it. I think that amounts to about £6 at usage rates for the last 20 years
Ha ha just read your profile awesome x"
Fat lot of good it does me but glad you think it is awesome - thanks |
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"[beat to the flagellation post by poster at 20/05/19 09:58:02]
I’m now going to have to self flagellate for impure thoughts and desires."
There you go, you're already on the path to righteousness  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"[beat to the flagellation post by poster at 20/05/19 09:58:02]
I’m now going to have to self flagellate for impure thoughts and desires.
There you go, you're already on the path to righteousness "
Shit, that’s another 20 strokes I’ll have to give myself  |
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