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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I’d stick a flake in there. But my aim isn’t too good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d stick a flake in there. But my aim isn’t too good

Lol...made me laugh

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

Obviously lick it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

Pressure washer. Next.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A soggy tissue you messy eater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spank it off until it turns a nice shade of red

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

You sure it's ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

Obviously lick it off

Hello PP....Zzzzzzaaaaapppp, oh I’ve missed doing that

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"You sure it's ice cream

If it’s jizz then that bloke is seriously dehydrated for it to come out in a massive blob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

Pressure washer. Next."

What comes after the pressure washer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baby wipes

I’m not a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dog likes ice cream, he can lick it off for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wire brush and dettol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spank it off until it turns a nice shade of red"

Then put sprinkles on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You sure it's ice cream

Maybe

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"You sure it's ice cream

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My dog likes ice cream, he can lick it off for you

Errrrrrrrrmmm, can I think about that and get back to you in 2025

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

Did know you were a controtionist

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wire brush and dettol"

I love that joke...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

Did know you were a controtionist

It dribbles down PP

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

Did know you were a controtionist

It dribbles down PP

I don't mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

I'd get my hose out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No id give you a flannel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spit on my tissue hun and I'll give it a rub for you.

Next time don't sit on my bloody ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

I'd get my hose out."

And your crayons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spit on my tissue hun and I'll give it a rub for you.

Next time don't sit on my bloody ice cream

Oooooop I did it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No id give you a flannel"

I can’t reach round that far teabag, but thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

Did know you were a controtionist

It dribbles down PP

I don't mind

Cheeky monkey

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