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over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over "
Is that a threat?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over
Is that a threat? "
No....its a promise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "
Get so randy that I spontaneously combust. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over
Is that a threat?
No....its a promise "
You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair. "
You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over
Is that a threat?
No....its a promise
You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums". "
I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get so randy that I spontaneously combust."
That would certainly hinder things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.
You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers? "
Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "
Take the peg off our noses |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over
Is that a threat?
No....its a promise
You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums".
I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was "
It's the murder part you're meant to deny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over
Is that a threat?
No....its a promise
You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums".
I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was
It's the murder part you're meant to deny "
I'm happy being known as a murderer, but the shame of my mum knowing I was a swinger? No chance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.
You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?
Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time. "
I'd like that. I've never been blonde before. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Take the peg off our noses "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over
Is that a threat?
No....its a promise
You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums".
I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was
It's the murder part you're meant to deny
I'm happy being known as a murderer, but the shame of my mum knowing I was a swinger? No chance"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.
You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?
Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.
I'd like that. I've never been blonde before. "
Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.
You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?
Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.
I'd like that. I've never been blonde before.
Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea. "
Exactly! You have your uses! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get so randy that I spontaneously combust.
That would certainly tinder things. "
*Nods* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.
You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?
Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.
I'd like that. I've never been blonde before.
Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea.
Exactly! You have your uses! "
You make me feel so special. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get so randy that I spontaneously combust.
That would certainly tinder things.
*Nods*"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.
You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?
Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.
I'd like that. I've never been blonde before.
Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea.
Exactly! You have your uses!
You make me feel so special. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "
I’ve had garlic too, pucker up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "
Eat a lot of musical tablets... I meant beans.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!
What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?
Get run over
Is that a threat?
No....its a promise
You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums". "
I'm sure they do, quite regularly.. |
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