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Anyone fancy an Italian Blow Job?
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over a year ago
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Italian? Does that mean they'll surrender and do what you want? 
I've got an Italian ww2 tank for sale if you know any one that wants one, it's got 2 forward gears and 4 reverse!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can't be doing with all that opera singing while I'm trying to get me rocks off... 
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As long as it's not the Go Compare bloke you'll be ok "
He'd spend too long singing about it!
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"Italian? Does that mean they'll surrender and do what you want?
I've got an Italian ww2 tank for sale if you know any one that wants one, it's got 2 forward gears and 4 reverse!! "
....and an Italian battle flag...
White cross on a white background... ;-) |
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"Italian? Does that mean they'll surrender and do what you want?
I've got an Italian ww2 tank for sale if you know any one that wants one, it's got 2 forward gears and 4 reverse!!
....and an Italian battle flag...
White cross on a white background...;-)"
I've got some Italian leather shoes for sale, they've got heels on the FRONT of their shoes! |
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"Italian? Does that mean they'll surrender and do what you want?
I've got an Italian ww2 tank for sale if you know any one that wants one, it's got 2 forward gears and 4 reverse!! "
As new? I'll give you 2,300,000,000,000 lira for it. |
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"Italian? Does that mean they'll surrender and do what you want?
I've got an Italian ww2 tank for sale if you know any one that wants one, it's got 2 forward gears and 4 reverse!!
As new? I'll give you 2,300,000,000,000 lira for it."
Euro's and you're on!! Happy tankin' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"salami"
That reminds me of the gay bloke who minced into the delicatessen and said
"scuse me honky tonk, I'd like that big fat salami you've got in the window"
The deli owner says "certainly sir" and puts it on the slicer and starts to slice it. The gay bloke shouts "hey! stop it!! what do you think my arse is? a fucking moneybox?!"
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