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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I agreed to a meet despite some dubious messaging suggesting my suitor may in fact be a serial killer.
I'm just gonna take a weapon, it's worth the risk just to eat where we're going.
What's the weirdest thing you've taken along to a meet? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Your serial killer meet sounds like a rubbish one if you've already worked it out - you should be fine. 
I took Scrabble to a meet once. That's not weird enough though....
Oh my wall planner! So we could sync up properly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles  "
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your serial killer meet sounds like a rubbish one if you've already worked it out - you should be fine.
I took Scrabble to a meet once. That's not weird enough though....
Oh my wall planner! So we could sync up properly. "
Yeah I think he realised his error when he told me what he wanted to do to me. Forewarned is forearmed!
Did yours bring his wallplanner too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert "
Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert
Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it? "
Well....I'm not anymore |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert
Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?
Well....I'm not anymore "
Good. I don't like being too hot. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah I think he realised his error when he told me what he wanted to do to me. Forewarned is forearmed!
Did yours bring his wallplanner too? "
Yes he did! And it was amazing. I even got to write on it. Fuck the foreplay, let me pencil myself in and I am yours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert
Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?
Well....I'm not anymore
Good. I don't like being too hot. "
You wouldn't feel it anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah I think he realised his error when he told me what he wanted to do to me. Forewarned is forearmed!
Did yours bring his wallplanner too?
Yes he did! And it was amazing. I even got to write on it. Fuck the foreplay, let me pencil myself in and I am yours. "
My wallplanner has stickers. Whole new level of kink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert
Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?
Well....I'm not anymore
Good. I don't like being too hot.
You wouldn't feel it anyway "
I've heard that about you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert
Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?
Well....I'm not anymore
Good. I don't like being too hot.
You wouldn't feel it anyway
I've heard that about you. "
Oooh I'm going to need some aloe vera for that BURN! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought my ears were burning
Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!
This plan may be flawed if there are no candles
Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert
Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?
Well....I'm not anymore
Good. I don't like being too hot.
You wouldn't feel it anyway
I've heard that about you.
Oooh I'm going to need some aloe vera for that BURN!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Corporate spatula.....
How is that even a thing? Heck of a workplace gift."
I have about 100 in my car boot. Defo a thing in my field of work lol. My  was tracing my face with it, sporting a wickedly intense stare.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Corporate spatula.....
How is that even a thing? Heck of a workplace gift.
I have about 100 in my car boot. Defo a thing in my field of work lol. My was tracing my face with it, sporting a wickedly intense stare.... "
Imagine the policeman's face. "Can you open your boot please sir..... What the.... " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I threw an orange at my sister and it was hard enough to knock the dinner knife out of her hand that she'd threatened to stab me with. "
Not a meet I hasten to add  |
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