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Trawler or Harpoon?
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over a year ago
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"Harpoon.
I'd like to say id rather fuck a whale than a sardine, but that analogy doesn't work."
It should have been angling or stickleback net on a stick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god! My eyes/headache are worse than I thought!
I read this Op heading as ‘towel or tampon’! Not a debate I’ve seen on here before I must admit!  "
Quick, whose got the harpoon? Moby Dicks just arrived! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ours is aimed at the tiniest little fishies in all the big wide oceans.
Amazingly, we do seem to be using the correct bait  "
I like the way you put that! |
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Trawler, as our tastes are varied and you never know what strange things may fall out of the net. We throw back the ones outside our quota and keep the ones we think will look good on our plate. Unfortunately the ship is currently undergoing a refit and we're stuck in the docks but hope to be fishing again real soon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Trawler, as our tastes are varied and you never know what strange things may fall out of the net. We throw back the ones outside our quota and keep the ones we think will look good on our plate. Unfortunately the ship is currently undergoing a refit and we're stuck in the docks but hope to be fishing again real soon. "
Love that answer!
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Or.
You know when thete is a seagull waiting to steal the first chip from your hand as it goes towards your mouth. It's so close you can smell it, almost taste it....
And the little cunt swoops in and has it 'cause they don't want you to have it before them. Then they sit on the lamppost squawking and bragging.
Fucking seagulls. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some folk are more crab line and bucket "
The lad above who mentioned the rock pool..the way that sweet image dropped into the thread was a thing of beauty!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some folk are more crab line and bucket The lad above who mentioned the rock pool..the way that sweet image dropped into the thread was a thing of beauty!"
Thanks, man.  |
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"What type of profile do you have?
Is yours designed for a large audience, or is it aimed at a smaller one?
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I think mine is designed to attract a 3 legged tartan Swahili talking unicorn being rode by a nymphomaniac Swedish brewery owning billionaire hotty from the lack of response I get.
Mind you when she comes on fab she's all mine |
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"What type of profile do you have?
Is yours designed for a large audience, or is it aimed at a smaller one?
I think mine is designed to attract a 3 legged tartan Swahili talking unicorn being rode by a nymphomaniac Swedish brewery owning billionaire hotty from the lack of response I get.
Mind you when she comes on fab she's all mine "
I don't know so much. I may just have to fight you for her |
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"What type of profile do you have?
Is yours designed for a large audience, or is it aimed at a smaller one?
I think mine is designed to attract a 3 legged tartan Swahili talking unicorn being rode by a nymphomaniac Swedish brewery owning billionaire hotty from the lack of response I get.
Mind you when she comes on fab she's all mine
I don't know so much. I may just have to fight you for her "
Jelly wrestle instead of fight ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs.
You came here to catch crabs???"
I guess that could be another way of looking at it! Very funny too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs.
You came here to catch crabs???I guess that could be another way of looking at it! Very funny too!"
Not so much if you do get them.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs.
You came here to catch crabs???I guess that could be another way of looking at it! Very funny too!
Not so much if you do get them. "
But I still like that picture you painted! |
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