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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Arch deacon dave is here to give absolution for your fab sins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Youd best get a very large quantity of holy water and backup!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have a waterbut full of holy water. Plus the tap if necessary my son.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgive me father for I have sinned and sinned and sinned

the way I've been behaving recently....disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your sins are forgiven my child, but you need to watch repeat of last nights eurovision to purge your naughtiness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As there is no God, is this just for shits and giggles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve nothing to confess to

Although I did say I wanted to stab a person in the eye with a sharp pencil

It was warranted though - she’s a dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgive me...ive not sinned enough

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

Father can you point me in the direction of some sins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Forgive me...ive not sinned enough"

You must work harder to reach a state of heavenly bliss my child.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Father can you point me in the direction of some sins?"

Ahhh sister darlo, i have aeen your pictures of the church approved habit. Very nice my child you are doing the lords work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh silly me

Fab related sins

Of course

How daft of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve nothing to confess to

Although I did say I wanted to stab a person in the eye with a sharp pencil

It was warranted though - she’s a dickhead "

There is no place in heaven for dickheads my child. Some people are born that way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh silly me

Fab related sins

Of course

How daft of me

Fab sins are the most fun my child.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fogive me bikerdave,

During last night's masturbation, my thoughts were very bad, borderline legal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your forgiven my son. Naughty thoughts bring naughty actions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As there is no God, is this just for shits and giggles? "

Confession is no laughting matter my son.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thank you sinners for early morning confession. Back later after seperating the verger who likes pumping the organ during service.

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