A real man

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. It's a great saying but not true if you accidentally cum in her eye.

By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. It's a great saying but not true if you accidentally cum in her eye.

By that point, I'd have already ruined her lipstick though...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. It's a great saying but not true if you accidentally cum in her eye.

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ruining mascara can be done in a way that's enjoyable to both

By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. It's a great saying but not true if you accidentally cum in her eye.

ruining mascara can be done in a way that's enjoyable to both

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yes .. there is a way to do both

By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

As long as it’s ruined through laughter

By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

Don’t wear makeup. I shall stay an enigma to you all and not let you ruin anything but my virtue lol (Like that’s still intact)

By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

Could ruin both in one go through a very pleasurable act