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The Guardian ultimate guide to sex and intimacy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm just reading this. Apparently we're in a sex drought and the NHS recommends sex at least once a week to help fend off illness. No wonder I feel so below par! |
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"I'm just reading this. Apparently we're in a sex drought and the NHS recommends sex at least once a week to help fend off illness. No wonder I feel so below par! "
Oh right that could be my problem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You use it or you lose it definitely applies to sex parts as you get older. Regular sex has so many benefits it really should be available on the NHS :- ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well to solve the problem, I could provide 2 ladies every week their 1x every week(long sessions with a load of hydration guaranteed) the other 5 days I work.. so haha 
Just for laughs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You use it or you lose it definitely applies to sex parts as you get older. Regular sex has so many benefits it really should be available on the NHS :- )"
I completely agree that's a prescription I'd really like to have! Would that it were so simple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I miss the guy who used to fuck his car
Was this man real?
I once saw something about people who have formed bonds with inanimate objects"
I saw something about a woman who had fallen in love with a roller-coaster. It was horrifically cringe inducing (I hid behind a cushion through most of it) but really quite sad because she couldn't form those bonds with people, the poor love. |
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"I miss the guy who used to fuck his car
Was this man real?
I once saw something about people who have formed bonds with inanimate objects
I've formed a bond with my BOB x"
And long shall you both be happy x |
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"I miss the guy who used to fuck his car
Was this man real?
I once saw something about people who have formed bonds with inanimate objects"
it's a real condition....objectophilia . I think with cars it has its own name though think it's mechnicophilia |
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"I miss the guy who used to fuck his car
Was this man real?
I once saw something about people who have formed bonds with inanimate objects
I've formed a bond with my BOB x
And long shall you both be happy x"
USB powered, so hoping many years x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I miss the guy who used to fuck his car
Was this man real?
I once saw something about people who have formed bonds with inanimate objects it's a real condition....objectophilia . I think with cars it has its own name though think it's mechnicophilia"
Well, at least it guarantees regular sexual activity/good health! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I miss the guy who used to fuck his car
Was this man real?
I once saw something about people who have formed bonds with inanimate objects it's a real condition....objectophilia . I think with cars it has its own name though think it's mechnicophilia
Well, at least it guarantees regular sexual activity/good health! "
Without the mileage |
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"I miss the guy who used to fuck his car
Was this man real?
I once saw something about people who have formed bonds with inanimate objects it's a real condition....objectophilia . I think with cars it has its own name though think it's mechnicophilia
Well, at least it guarantees regular sexual activity/good health! "
Now it it was a wrinkle remedy I might try it myself  |
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