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I missed the end of TITANIC.Give us your version of the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I watched up to the bit where everyone had fish fingers at the Captain's table..What happened next?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ glug glug glug .... gizza fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. No piss off n drown.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I watched up to the bit where everyone had fish fingers at the Captain's table..What happened next?"
They had a Birds Eye view of the ocean

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Did you see the bit where Lennie o caprio went dogging with rose and they got stuck in the back seat and steamed up the windows

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well it's been a long time since I've seen it,but I seem to remember a fair few people tragically died. It wasn't the best of endings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It sank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you see the bit where Lennie o caprio went dogging with rose and they got stuck in the back seat and steamed up the windows"

like in the film the fog...scary stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The most interesting thing about the making of that film was someone spiked the communal punch with LSD.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It sank"
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your having a tin bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It sank, but luckily they shared a door to float on and lived happily ever after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ship sinks, people die, some survive... Think that is how it went in the black and white version I saw as a child... Never seen the newer version as I hate chick flicks, so will stick with the crash, sink, minimal survivors version ta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The selfish bitch rose didn't let jack on the door clearly big enough for 2 ... He offered her everything all his love and she ghosts him.... Literally turns him into a ghost

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Lots of water came in and lots of people got out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had a private message saying.

Iceberg 1 Titanic 0

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman over a year ago

Gainsborough

"The selfish bitch rose didn't let jack on the door clearly big enough for 2 ... He offered her everything all his love and she ghosts him.... Literally turns him into a ghost

Myth Busters have cleared this up, the door was big enough BUT with both of them on it it wasn't stable and would have just kept tipping them off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The actual ending was a silly old woman chucks a huge diamond into the sea after living a great life for herself. I mean it could have been donated to a poor African village or something. Greedy old cow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The actual ending was a silly old woman chucks a huge diamond into the sea after living a great life for herself. I mean it could have been donated to a poor African village or something. Greedy old cow."
I say we put her in a 'ducking stool'..for the irony.. the cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It turned around due to the ice went back to England and was renamed boaty mcboatface

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Lots of water came in and lots of people got out

Were they all singing Row Row Row Your Boat?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rafox-9P3r8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They jump in the water and Robson green is filming one of his fishing programs. He picks them up and they row to Cornwall and book a table at rick steins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That bird on the raft shifts her arse over a bit and let's him onboard.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

The alien spaceship came down and abducted the captains mashed potatoes then the giant shark jumped out of the water and bit the boat in half

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aside from the fact the heart of the ocean was in her fucking pocket the whole time, she also wouldn’t let jack on her makeshift life raft making the poor bastard freeze to death in the water, his poor penis must have gone right in.

Oh and if you watch closely there are people that can’t fucking walk either, it seems that era they have to do a stupid computer generated walk

Oh and Bill Paxton is still an annoy git, god rest is soul and Cal gets everything he deserves for being a cunt..well maybe not shooting his brains out after the crash of 29 that’s a bit harsh for being a cock but even so, the dude he’s with whatever his name is, wanker he dies.

Breath!!

Oh and the band keeps playing and Fabio gets squashed by a bloody funnel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The captain shouts up at the Lookout "should have gone to Specsavers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She went down on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" She went down on me."

Wouldn't you of gone down on her?

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

I had to mute the sound because Winslet's squealings during that scene reminded me of a documentary I once saw about some Papuan tribesmen killing and roasting a wild boar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It sank"

Then they refloated it ...

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By *illing2016Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

Have watched the film 4 times and they keep hitting the iceberg. You would have thought, that after the first time, they would have learned their lesson!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" She went down on me.

Wouldn't you of gone down on her? "

No chance, seen the rusty rivet hole on her!! Beejeesus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...seabed groans "bloody flytippers!"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"...seabed groans "bloody flytippers!""