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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Because I've had too much coffee and I'm well hydrated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ugh I need a massive piss every half hour atm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All under control with one hand too by the seems of it? Oops looks like you've sprayed the floor ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just had a hot frothy one myself wiskey makes it smell funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint and a piss,it's hard work getting old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a hot frothy one myself wiskey makes it smell funny"

Like sugar puffs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a days this week where I can't stop pissing and I cut down the amount of coffee and tea I drink too.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I was so glad that the other thread had died.

( claims immunity from being named and shamed on the negativity thread )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

coffee number 3..

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


" coffee number 3.. "

Number two, but I'm drinking water as well. I swear I may as well just give up and settle in here.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I hope you've washed your hands now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" coffee number 3..

Number two, but I'm drinking water as well. I swear I may as well just give up and settle in here. "

My heads empty and all I can do is stare vacantly and refill my cup.. I may join you.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I drink at least 3L of water a day

I pee a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a hot frothy one myself wiskey makes it smell funny

Like sugar puffs? "

Too much coffee does that to me. Seriously though, who thought it would be a good idea to make a breakfast cereal the smelled like not-quite-right urine?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I drink at least 3L of water a day

I pee a lot "

I'm aiming for 2 at the moment, I'm sure that just passes right through.

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By *rShinyKnickersMan  over a year ago

BARRY

DAMMIT..Now I need one...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I hope you've washed your hands now."

I just wiped them on all the door handles, that's what guys do isn't it?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I hope you've washed your hands now.

I just wiped them on all the door handles, that's what guys do isn't it? "

So do some ladies not me, I hasten to add!

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By *-and-mCouple  over a year ago

Carlisle

I once pissed for a few minutes in my ex-gf’s mouth she swallowed every drop and loved it!! I loved it too was so horny!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world! "

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once pissed for a few minutes in my ex-gf’s mouth she swallowed every drop and loved it!! I loved it too was so horny!! "

Fucking disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?"

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers! "

No knickers?! That's a bit rude.

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By *-and-mCouple  over a year ago

Carlisle


"I once pissed for a few minutes in my ex-gf’s mouth she swallowed every drop and loved it!! I loved it too was so horny!!

Fucking disgusting "

Was done at her request and she loved it so what’s disgusting about it? Don’t be so vanilla!!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers!

No knickers?! That's a bit rude.

"

Well this threads taken a bit of a turn!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers!

No knickers?! That's a bit rude.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers!

No knickers?! That's a bit rude.

Well this threads taken a bit of a turn! "

Less talk of taking turns

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers!

No knickers?! That's a bit rude.

Well this threads taken a bit of a turn!

Less talk of taking turns "

There I was just casually informing people as to the state of my bladder and all of a sudden its got all 'otherwise'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers!

No knickers?! That's a bit rude.

Well this threads taken a bit of a turn!

Less talk of taking turns

There I was just casually informing people as to the state of my bladder and all of a sudden its got all 'otherwise'."

This place is just full of perverts. Tsk.

Anyway, how is your bladder. Re-filled yet, do you need to go again?

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By *rShinyKnickersMan  over a year ago

BARRY

Perverts..? Here..? Noooooo...there's not a single pervert here..!!

So..who wants to piss on MY face...?!?!?

In a non-pervy way* of course...erm....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once saw a woman taking a piss at 3 o'clock in the morning across the street where I work. She was squatting down behind a fire engine and there were a load of firemen just lined up watching her having a whizz.

It one of the most bizzare things I have ever seen out side my work place. While i'm sure there was a good reason why this incident occurred, i'm dammed if I can think of one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No one's mentioned squirting yet

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By *rShinyKnickersMan  over a year ago

BARRY


"No one's mentioned squirting yet "

You can mention squirting all day long and I'll be all ears..! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one's mentioned squirting yet "

Are you a secret squirter then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugh I need a massive piss every half hour atm "

Sexy

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By *rShinyKnickersMan  over a year ago

BARRY


"Ugh I need a massive piss every half hour atm

Sexy "

My thoughts exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All pissed out for now

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ugh I need a massive piss every half hour atm

Sexy

My thoughts exactly! "

Good hydration is very sexy.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"All pissed out for now "

I think you need your prostate looking at, judging by how much you piss.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Did you drip dry or have a tissue handy?

Drip dry, as I wasnt even wearing knickers!

No knickers?! That's a bit rude.

"

Dried on the car seat. I'm sure there's been a few more previous patches too.

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By *-and-mCouple  over a year ago

Carlisle


"All pissed out for now

I think you need your prostate looking at, judging by how much you piss. "

Could be diabetic too!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If going to travel I don't drink coffee that day or I'll be stopping a few times quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All pissed out for now

I think you need your prostate looking at, judging by how much you piss. "

hmmmmm tempting idea

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world! "

Any chance of a postcode or map reference, and a couple of hours notice, next time you're planning this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If going to travel I don't drink coffee that day or I'll be stopping a few times quickly."

I don't drink anything if I'm going on a bus ride longer than 20 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whilst we are over sharing I nipped out for a quick pee in a layby and it was the longest danger wee in the world!

Any chance of a postcode or map reference, and a couple of hours notice, next time you're planning this? "

You planning on selling tickets

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

I thought it was going to be an invite to a massive piss-up. Shame - I could have done with a drink tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find in the morning it's comes out very frothy.

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