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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I thought it was mushroom s birthday today as well....
Happy birthday ..
My most used birthday joke,...
My two lesbian neighbours bought me a Rolex for my birthday.... I
guess they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a very happy unbirthday dear mushy.
many happy returns,have a good un.
ps what a coincidence,it's laines unbirthday as well. "
It's not my unbirthday it is my birthday, must be 'cos my parents are on their way to see me and they are bringing CAKE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ever we needed proof that people don't read the posts of others after the O.P then this thread is it."
you mean we are meant to read them all ffs jeeeze i'm way too damn lazy for that sorry |
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"If ever we needed proof that people don't read the posts of others after the O.P then this thread is it.
you mean we are meant to read them all ffs jeeeze i'm way too damn lazy for that sorry "
Noooooo Bouncy not you. I meant all the other lazy non reading fekkers..... Not you. ( pssssssst don't tell but sometimes the buckin' thread is so long I don't read them either but shhhhhhhhht) |
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Disclaimer : Many thanks for all your good wishes but it isn't-wasn't my birthday, but :
In mitigation, may i say that at my age every day i wake up feels like a birthday, and
On any day with a chance of a meet it feels like all my birthdays have come at once.
Hangs head and troops off in shame. |
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Disclaimer : Many thanks for all your good wishes but it isn't-wasn't my birthday, but :
In mitigation, may i say that at my age every day i wake up feels like a birthday, and
On any day with a chance of a meet it feels like all my birthdays have come at once.
Hangs head and troops off in shame. "
Fancy a shag?? |
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