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The late late nocturnal thread©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being cheesy? Specialising? Cock farting? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever the flip it is you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Fridays. Don't be shy, coming say hi. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Maaaate! Hello.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Yaaaaaasssss!

I'm doing a victory twerking lap of no humility and all of the gloating.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

Not cock farting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maaaate! Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meeeeeeeeeeeeli. You're tonight's first poster. And the sentence made sense. Congratulations! Nice one! You're a very consistent first poster. Goldface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cowabunga duuuude! Chilling at home after a combat session... shattered

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yaaaaaasssss!

I'm doing a victory twerking lap of no humility and all of the gloating.

*Watches Meli go twerk*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

Not cock farting.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You protest too much.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Maaaate! Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meeeeeeeeeeeeli. You're tonight's first poster. And the sentence made sense. Congratulations! Nice one! You're a very consistent first poster. Goldface"

The sentence did make sense! I'm proud of that.

Consistenly awesome. A lot of people have told me that but it's nice to hear it from you Jimsy.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

Not cock farting.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You protest too much."

That’s what glosswingers always say!

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Gooooood eveeeening Jim and everyone from the sunny south coast of Southampton.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeet Jim, I'm waiting for Brother Dave to rock up when he gets his arse out of the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cowabunga duuuude! Chilling at home after a combat session... shattered "

Cowabunga, Derby duuuude. What sort of combat have you been doing. Did you use nunchucks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim *tips flat cap*

Hope you're well? I'm very sleepy so should probably do sleeping. Instead I'm farting about on here....

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. You're obviously not in Dover. Where are on this planet are you?! Smileyface

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Good eveninggggggg Jim and all who sail in him

I’m currently in bed eating tangfastics ( shag would approve )

Lurking in the forums when I should be sleeping but ahhh well beds for sleepy people ( what programme)

Hope all is well with you

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Penalty shootout between Charlton and Doncaster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. You're obviously not in Dover. Where are on this planet are you?! Smileyface"

Bulgaria...til Wednesday, then it's back home to sunny Wiltshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Clothes removed by hot-tub dude at 17/05/19 22:19:07]"

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli! "

Thank you. I like the little things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maaaate! Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meeeeeeeeeeeeli. You're tonight's first poster. And the sentence made sense. Congratulations! Nice one! You're a very consistent first poster. Goldface

The sentence did make sense! I'm proud of that.

Consistenly awesome. A lot of people have told me that but it's nice to hear it from you Jimsy.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Clothes removed by hot-tub dude at 17/05/19 22:19:07]"

Nope that's later!

Evening Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uh oh im having whiskey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh oh im having whiskey"

Que the Sally threads!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli!

Thank you. I like the little things.

I like big things

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

You're just a Scarlet Woman, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet Woman. Fantastic Friday to you. It was, fantastic. Although I still feel full three hours after eating dinner. How was it for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh oh im having whiskey

Que the Sally threads!

shes my world you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

Not cock farting.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You protest too much.

That’s what glosswingers always say!"

And they know their cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I joined the thread because of our username

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli!

Thank you. I like the little things.

I like big things

It's too early for epiphanies like this. Think about it for a few months first.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Uh oh im having whiskey

Que the Sally threads!

shes my world you know"

I didn’t know that. Have you mentioned it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeet Jim, I'm waiting for Brother Dave to rock up when he gets his arse out of the pub

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Who's your favourite player of the bass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh oh im having whiskey

Que the Sally threads!

shes my world you know

I didn’t know that. Have you mentioned it?

"
well i did now

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

Not cock farting.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You protest too much.

That’s what glosswingers always say!

And they know their cocks."

You bad, bad boy.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I joined the thread because of our username

How apt!!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli!

Thank you. I like the little things.

I like big things

It's too early for epiphanies like this. Think about it for a few months first.

Don’t you mean years? Like 52?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim *tips flat cap*

Hope you're well? I'm very sleepy so should probably do sleeping. Instead I'm farting about on here.... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I'm just swell.

Don't stay up too late, you'll go past sleepyness. Nice cap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

cock farting men.

"
im taken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I joined the thread because of our username

How apt!!

Seemed only right x

When your names in a thread title

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Goooood evening Jim... Hows your Friday evening? Hope you had a great day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooood eveeeening Jim and everyone from the sunny south coast of Southampton."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Giving Southampton a bash. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

cock farting men.

im taken

I know, it’s unbelievable.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

I'm fine hun. Been PMSL over the cock farts thread. A big hit tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Do you like Adidas Trimm Trabs? Smileyface

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim and the nice ones...

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Do you like Adidas Trimm Trabs? Smileyface"

Erm ... yes. I think. Do you?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

I’m a nice one. Evening Samiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

cock farting men.

im taken

I know, it’s unbelievable."

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eveninggggggg Jim and all who sail in him

I’m currently in bed eating tangfastics ( shag would approve )

Lurking in the forums when I should be sleeping but ahhh well beds for sleepy people ( what programme)

Hope all is well with you

Mrs blue eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. Shag would approve, but maybe not at this time. I don't know the programme. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. You're obviously not in Dover. Where are on this planet are you?! Smileyface

Bulgaria...til Wednesday, then it's back home to sunny Wiltshire

That's two Bulgaria references in two nocturnal threads in a row. Do you know any Bulgarian swear words?

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

Evening Erectus Jimenez

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Clothes removed by hot-tub dude at 17/05/19 22:19:07]

Nope that's later!

Evening Jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's the weekend! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cowabunga duuuude! Chilling at home after a combat session... shattered

Cowabunga, Derby duuuude. What sort of combat have you been doing. Did you use nunchucks?"

Unfortunately not.. a mix of military workout (ropes,ladders, nets ect) kick boxing and thai boxing) oooh i have had a pizza though tonight! #turtlepower

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

I’m a nice one. Evening Samiss

You are my lovely, evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Clothes removed by hot-tub dude at 17/05/19 22:19:07]

Nope that's later!

Evening Jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's the weekend! Smileyface"

And a happy weekend it is.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeet Jim, I'm waiting for Brother Dave to rock up when he gets his arse out of the pub

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Who's your favourite player of the bass?"

Ace Of Bass - All That She Wants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. You're obviously not in Dover. Where are on this planet are you?! Smileyface

Bulgaria...til Wednesday, then it's back home to sunny Wiltshire

That's two Bulgaria references in two nocturnal threads in a row. Do you know any Bulgarian swear words? "

Nah...I know a couple of Polish swear words though!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Uh oh im having whiskey"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. How do you take your whiskey?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X "

'Ello lovely Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I joined the thread because of our username

I'll let you into a secret. I've been doing nocturnal threads for two and half years, just to get your attention. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nocturnals. Welcome aboard The late late nocturnal thread©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh oh im having whiskey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. How do you take your whiskey?"
in a glass or out the bottle its all good as i rarelly drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X

'Ello lovely Lorna

xx"

Hows your week been?.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X

'Ello lovely Lorna

Hows your week been?. "

Not so bad, Lorna, how about you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goooood evening Jim... Hows your Friday evening? Hope you had a great day!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I'm having a pleasant evening doing an awesome nocturnal thread. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X

'Ello lovely Lorna

Hows your week been?.

Not so bad, Lorna, how about you?

Not bad although it got better today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two mentions in the opener?! Oooooft.

cock farting men.

im taken

I know, it’s unbelievable."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Vl7FJuiNo

EMF Unbelievable Top Of The Pops 1990 - YouTube

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X

'Ello lovely Lorna

Hows your week been?.

Not so bad, Lorna, how about you?

Not bad although it got better today.

. You in London town?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

I'm fine hun. Been PMSL over the cock farts thread. A big hit tonight

I don't know what a cock fart is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X

'Ello lovely Lorna

Hows your week been?.

Not so bad, Lorna, how about you?

Not bad although it got better today.

. You in London town?

Nope he's finally ventured South!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

I'm fine hun. Been PMSL over the cock farts thread. A big hit tonight

I don't know what a cock fart is."

Jez ask pull my finger. I wet myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I've got all their albums on vinyl.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Hello you. X

'Ello lovely Lorna

Hows your week been?.

Not so bad, Lorna, how about you?

Not bad although it got better today.

. You in London town?

Nope he's finally ventured South!

Aah bless him, hope you have a lovely weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

I'm fine hun. Been PMSL over the cock farts thread. A big hit tonight

I don't know what a cock fart is."

Doesn't sound appealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

Well done Meli!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Do you like Adidas Trimm Trabs? Smileyface

Erm ... yes. I think. Do you? "

I do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFsggRJzYek

Blur - Trimm Trabb - 13 - YouTube

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and the nice ones...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I've got all their albums on vinyl.

Haha

Love it!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

I'm fine hun. Been PMSL over the cock farts thread. A big hit tonight

I don't know what a cock fart is.

Doesn't sound appealing

I thought that too but hilarious none the less

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Erectus Jimenez

Goooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Keeper. What's your favourite song by Sleeper? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cowabunga duuuude! Chilling at home after a combat session... shattered

Cowabunga, Derby duuuude. What sort of combat have you been doing. Did you use nunchucks?

Unfortunately not.. a mix of military workout (ropes,ladders, nets ect) kick boxing and thai boxing) oooh i have had a pizza though tonight! #turtlepower"

Turtle power to you, brother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Clothes removed by hot-tub dude at 17/05/19 22:19:07]

Nope that's later!

Evening Jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's the weekend! Smileyface

And a happy weekend it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SidxJz94Svs

Phil Collins - Two Hearts (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeet Jim, I'm waiting for Brother Dave to rock up when he gets his arse out of the pub

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Who's your favourite player of the bass?

Ace Of Bass - All That She Wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. You're obviously not in Dover. Where are on this planet are you?! Smileyface

Bulgaria...til Wednesday, then it's back home to sunny Wiltshire

That's two Bulgaria references in two nocturnal threads in a row. Do you know any Bulgarian swear words?

Nah...I know a couple of Polish swear words though!

That'll do. Polish me.

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By *albec26Man over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Good evening all...chilling after getting in from work with a usual glass of bubbles and Malbec with 28 days playing in the background x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Clothes removed by hot-tub dude at 17/05/19 22:19:07]

Nope that's later!

Evening Jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's the weekend! Smileyface

And a happy weekend it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SidxJz94Svs

Phil Collins - Two Hearts (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Love that song. X

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

Ooo that’s lovely Lorna. Are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM"

Is this all the goals Villa have put past Derby this season?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

Oooooo good thinking

Want one?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Jim I’m watching Pitch Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

Ooo that’s lovely Lorna. Are you offering?

Yes of course. I even have fancy cara_elised onion cheese!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. You're obviously not in Dover. Where are on this planet are you?! Smileyface

Bulgaria...til Wednesday, then it's back home to sunny Wiltshire

That's two Bulgaria references in two nocturnal threads in a row. Do you know any Bulgarian swear words?

Nah...I know a couple of Polish swear words though!

That'll do. Polish me."

I said I knew a couple...I can't fecking spell 'em

"culva" (or summat) means 'fuck' I believe, "pierdolsha" (definitely spelled nothing like that but sounds like it) is "dickhead"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

Oooooo good thinking

Want one?

Oh yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Uh oh im having whiskey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. How do you take your whiskey?in a glass or out the bottle its all good as i rarelly drink"

Uh-oh.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

Oooooo good thinking

Want one?

Oh yes please.

But you've got the posh cara_elized onion stuff

How about Babs and I will keep the bed warm whilst you make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

I'm fine hun. Been PMSL over the cock farts thread. A big hit tonight

I don't know what a cock fart is.

Doesn't sound appealing

I think it's what happens after the seventh wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

Oooooo good thinking

Want one?

Oh yes please.

But you've got the posh cara_elized onion stuff

How about Babs and I will keep the bed warm whilst you make it

Oh go on then, you've twisted my arm.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Insatiable! You should definitely have cheese on toast. Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

David Walliams is on BBC, and ITV. It's magic.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hey up Jim. Fantastic Friday to you. How's your day been

I'm fine hun. Been PMSL over the cock farts thread. A big hit tonight

I don't know what a cock fart is.

Doesn't sound appealing

I think it's what happens after the seventh wank."

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Insatiable! You should definitely have cheese on toast. Definitely. "

Meli!!!!

It's ok, Lorna's making us some

, now come jump into bed with me and Babs

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Chesse on toast.

Oooooo good thinking

Want one?

Oh yes please.

But you've got the posh cara_elized onion stuff

How about Babs and I will keep the bed warm whilst you make it

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SweetCooking. Happy Friday. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Insatiable! You should definitely have cheese on toast. Definitely.

Meli!!!!

It's ok, Lorna's making us some

, now come jump into bed with me and Babs

Yaaay! I will do a running jump and then do the wiggle dance in bed to get warm.

It's wonderful you had a lovely social!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Ayyy, lovely to have a lovely social. Have you had cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In bed"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, BB. Being in bed sounds good. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all...chilling after getting in from work with a usual glass of bubbles and Malbec with 28 days playing in the background x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bub & Mal. Enjoy your fizzy. x Smileyface

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimb o *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Insatiable! You should definitely have cheese on toast. Definitely.

Meli!!!!

It's ok, Lorna's making us some

, now come jump into bed with me and Babs

Yaaay! I will do a running jump and then do the wiggle dance in bed to get warm.

It's wonderful you had a lovely social!"

Oh you won't need to do a dance to get warm

Thank you Meli, she was lovely and local. Win win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Insatiable! You should definitely have cheese on toast. Definitely.

Meli!!!!

It's ok, Lorna's making us some

, now come jump into bed with me and Babs

Yaaay! I will do a running jump and then do the wiggle dance in bed to get warm.

It's wonderful you had a lovely social!"

Budge up you three, I come bearing cheese on toast.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Ayyy, lovely to have a lovely social. Have you had cheese on toast?"

I have had it before Jim

But I'm still waiting for Lorna

*taps foot impatiently*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim I’m watching Pitch Perfect

That sounds awful! But enjoy. I've just this moment put Babestation on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo!

It's past midnight here...I should be asleep, but as per, I'm not.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. You're obviously not in Dover. Where are on this planet are you?! Smileyface

Bulgaria...til Wednesday, then it's back home to sunny Wiltshire

That's two Bulgaria references in two nocturnal threads in a row. Do you know any Bulgarian swear words?

Nah...I know a couple of Polish swear words though!

That'll do. Polish me.

I said I knew a couple...I can't fecking spell 'em

"culva" (or summat) means 'fuck' I believe, "pierdolsha" (definitely spelled nothing like that but sounds like it) is "dickhead"

Haha. What we want is fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a cheese on toast special.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a cheese on toast special."

My cheese on toast is special!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Ayyy, lovely to have a lovely social. Have you had cheese on toast?

I have had it before Jim

But I'm still waiting for Lorna

*taps foot impatiently* "

Come on Lorna!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"It's a cheese on toast special.

My cheese on toast is special! "

You are what you eat

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Insatiable! You should definitely have cheese on toast. Definitely.

Meli!!!!

It's ok, Lorna's making us some

, now come jump into bed with me and Babs

Yaaay! I will do a running jump and then do the wiggle dance in bed to get warm.

It's wonderful you had a lovely social!

Budge up you three, I come bearing cheese on toast.

You're like a goddess right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a cheese on toast special.

My cheese on toast is special! "

Worth waiting for apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a cheese on toast special.

My cheese on toast is special!

You are what you eat

Yep that just about sums me up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbo *waves*

I've just come back from a lovely social and I kind of look like this right now

, but less green

But I've missed tea.....and I'm hungry.....What should I have?

Insatiable! You should definitely have cheese on toast. Definitely.

Meli!!!!

It's ok, Lorna's making us some

, now come jump into bed with me and Babs

Yaaay! I will do a running jump and then do the wiggle dance in bed to get warm.

It's wonderful you had a lovely social!

Budge up you three, I come bearing cheese on toast.

You're like a goddess right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gd evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gd evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. What's your favourite tree?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A cheese on toast lezzer special.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Ooooh can we debate the merits of specific cheeses on specific toasts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bulgarian men like salty yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooh can we debate the merits of specific cheeses on specific toasts?

I'd welcome that debate!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Bulgarian men like salty yoghurt."

You’ve obviously had a fruitful Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimbo u is a cool guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gd evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. What's your favourite tree?"
that’s a tough one jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh can we debate the merits of specific cheeses on specific toasts?

I'd welcome that debate!"

Me too and iv got a lot to debate but can we do it tomorrow please as I'm about to go to bed.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Jimbo u is a cool guy

Yeah he is. You're talking sense there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bulgarian men like salty yoghurt.

You’ve obviously had a fruitful Friday."

You never stop learning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo u is a cool guy

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gd evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. What's your favourite tree? that’s a tough one jimbo

There's many good trees to choose from.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Gd evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. What's your favourite tree? that’s a tough one jimbo

There's many good trees to choose from."

Respect your elders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gd evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. What's your favourite tree? that’s a tough one jimbo

There's many good trees to choose from.

Respect your elders.

Oakie dokie.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Gd evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. What's your favourite tree? that’s a tough one jimbo

There's many good trees to choose from.

Respect your elders.

Oakie dokie."

That’s so acorny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo u is a cool guy

Yeah he is. You're talking sense there.

"
whats new pussycat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gd evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. What's your favourite tree? that’s a tough one jimbo

There's many good trees to choose from.

Respect your elders.

Oakie dokie.

That’s so acorny.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim.

Just poured a glass of wine, feet up and relaxing.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Jimbo u is a cool guy

*Nods*"

You’re very poplar, Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.

Just poured a glass of wine, feet up and relaxing.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Hmmmmm, I'm guessing you're a red wine lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo u is a cool guy

*Nods*

You’re very poplar, Jim."

But which Jim, -Erect- or -Eject-?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Evening Jim

Evening folks

I'm just on from work

I ache

I'd like a very large gin & a full body massage please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening folks

I'm just on from work

I ache

I'd like a very large gin & a full body massage please

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Phoenix. Get yourself a gin. *Warms hands*

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening Jim.

Just poured a glass of wine, feet up and relaxing.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Hmmmmm, I'm guessing you're a red wine lady."

I am.. Cabernet Sauvignon

and a nice chacuterie and cheese board.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.

Just poured a glass of wine, feet up and relaxing.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Hmmmmm, I'm guessing you're a red wine lady.

I am.. Cabernet Sauvignon

and a nice chacuterie and cheese board."

I knew it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

UB40 - Red Red Wine (Official Video) - YouTube

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening Jim.

Just poured a glass of wine, feet up and relaxing.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Hmmmmm, I'm guessing you're a red wine lady.

I am.. Cabernet Sauvignon

and a nice chacuterie and cheese board.

I knew it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

UB40 - Red Red Wine (Official Video) - YouTube

Good music, nice wine. Perfect.

Cabernet or Shiraz both are good.

Thanks Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four. It was first shown on the 19th of November, 1987, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.

Just poured a glass of wine, feet up and relaxing.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Hmmmmm, I'm guessing you're a red wine lady.

I am.. Cabernet Sauvignon

and a nice chacuterie and cheese board.

I knew it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

UB40 - Red Red Wine (Official Video) - YouTube

Good music, nice wine. Perfect.

Cabernet or Shiraz both are good.

Thanks Jim...

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo u is a cool guy

*Nods*

You’re very poplar, Jim.

But which Jim, -Erect- or -Eject-?"
il stick to jim keep off ghe other 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alrite Jim lad...

Congratulations on Derby and villa making it to the final..

U really dont know how much that has just pained me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo u is a cool guy

*Nods*

You’re very poplar, Jim.

But which Jim, -Erect- or -Eject-?il stick to jim keep off ghe other 2

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alrite Jim lad...

Congratulations on Derby and villa making it to the final..

U really dont know how much that has just pained me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jango. I can well imagine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alrite Jim lad...

Congratulations on Derby and villa making it to the final..

U really dont know how much that has just pained me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jango. I can well imagine."

Football is football...

Anything can happen...

Just like life I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alrite Jim lad...

Congratulations on Derby and villa making it to the final..

U really dont know how much that has just pained me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jango. I can well imagine.

Football is football...

Anything can happen...

Just like life I suppose

There's been some incredible games the last few weeks. You never know what's going to happen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alrite Jim lad...

Congratulations on Derby and villa making it to the final..

U really dont know how much that has just pained me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jango. I can well imagine.

Football is football...

Anything can happen...

Just like life I suppose

There's been some incredible games the last few weeks. You never know what's going to happen."

True words

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Yo Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

That’s a big hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo Jim

Respect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s a big hand. "

All the better for doing, erm, stuff with.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"That’s a big hand.

All the better for doing, erm, stuff with."

Tpau disappeared!!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Yo Jim

Respect."

Elders!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Wally.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"[Removed by poster at 18/05/19 00:56:59]

Wally."

Where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo Jim

Respect.

Elders!"

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 18/05/19 00:56:59]

Wally.

Where?"

Wally lives in the same town as F&B.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Lucky Wally!

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