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Best offer gets some lexi lovin...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please help..
Nice quiet night planned.. bra off.. stretchy pants on.. chilling out with my mutts in blissful silence.. then BOOM... 81lexi rocks up at my door requiring entertaining..
I'd love to be the entertainment but quite frankly I can't be arsed..
Will sell for a bottle of gin or best offer..
Whatcha got?!?!?!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, naked and some baby oil 
Hoovering?!?! 2 birds one stone..
Hoover would be very hard to use covered in baby oil "
Good point.. I'll allow you to wear marigolds.. and socks.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought she was taken? Quite literally....?
Nope 
Ring saffie x"
Awwww no, well you deserve better if that's the case  I reckon it'll all get sorted soon Xx
Does this mean you can display my beautiful verification?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't open the door hide
Too late she's already in.. plus the other morning was shouting through my letterbox...  Oh no say you have a headache and want to sleep "
Ha ha I need to evict her smiling so require a taker.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!
Escaped?!?!?!  you're the firestarter.. "
Yeah, it's my man skills innit, give me a couple of things to rub together and it'll be smokin aye.... |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I thought she was taken? Quite literally....?
Nope
Ring saffie x
Awwww no, well you deserve better if that's the case I reckon it'll all get sorted soon Xx
Does this mean you can display my beautiful verification? "
I don’t think it will
Haha!! Maybe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Monkey 47, Veuve (chilled), a fine dining chef on speed dial, and a big comfy sofa
Oh, and my delightful wit and repartee of course! "
Too classy for Mancs in stretchy pants there Girth!! More shameless than Selfridges tonight.. |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Monkey 47, Veuve (chilled), a fine dining chef on speed dial, and a big comfy sofa
Oh, and my delightful wit and repartee of course!
Too classy for Mancs in stretchy pants there Girth!! More shameless than Selfridges tonight.. "
Speak for yourself!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!
Jealous??? "
I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my , obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought she was taken? Quite literally....?
Nope
Ring saffie x
Awwww no, well you deserve better if that's the case I reckon it'll all get sorted soon Xx
Does this mean you can display my beautiful verification?
I don’t think it will
Haha!! Maybe. "
Awwww
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!
Jealous???
I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my , obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr.... "
Absolute knob |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!
Jealous???
I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my , obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr.... "
 that’s quite scary...... even for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!
Jealous???
I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my , obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr....
that’s quite scary...... even for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!
Jealous???
I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my , obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr....
Absolute knob "
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