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over a year ago
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now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me
names on the list please
and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle |
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"now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me
names on the list please
and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle"
Oh dear let me examine you im or might be a doctor lmao |
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"now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me
names on the list please
and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle
Oh dear let me examine you im or might be a doctor lmao"
what did you say summit only my ears are blocked. |
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"now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me
names on the list please
and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle
Oh dear let me examine you im or might be a doctor lmao
what did you say summit only my ears are blocked."
Ill show you then |
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I'm shocked! How very dare you call me a tyke?
I'm Lincolnshire born and bred, not like those......... erm, very nice people across the border.
My name is still on the list isn't it?   |
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"I'm shocked! How very dare you call me a tyke?
I'm Lincolnshire born and bred, not like those......... erm, very nice people across the border.
My name is still on the list isn't it? "
it was......
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take paracetamol every 6hrs,drink lots of fluids ie squash or water (not red wine lol,but if you have to try a Sth African Pinotage very nice).
Oh and if you are able to, take ibuprofen every 8hrs,you'll be right in no time.
But just in case i really am a nurse and have my stethoscope poised.
Hope you're feelin better soon |
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"take paracetamol every 6hrs,drink lots of fluids ie squash or water (not red wine lol,but if you have to try a Sth African Pinotage very nice).
Oh and if you are able to, take ibuprofen every 8hrs,you'll be right in no time.
But just in case i really am a nurse and have my stethoscope poised.
Hope you're feelin better soon"
well helllllooooo nursey do you fancy taking my temperture rectally 
yeah i tried the red wine, didnt work. so now am on the benyolin cough mixture. no matter what they put into it, it still taste bloody awful
so nursey what do you reckon for sore ears as well |
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your ears hurt cos all your tubes are blocked ears will only get betta when nose and throat clear up,if you wanted you could try menthol crystal inhalation it will ease symptoms for a while and is cheap as chips from any chemist.Next time don't get proprietry cough medcine just ask for simple linctus you're paying about 3 quid for the name on others.
Sorry i don't have anal thermometer only use tympanic nowadays.
But if you really insist i may be able to find an anal probe lol  |
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But as your the first to report in sick, are you sure you weren't the carrier
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