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Ever been to a really bad wedding..
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By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago
ashton |
The worst one I heard of was on another forum.
Groom goes missing on the big day after the vows.
The maid of honour comes out of the back room with the new husband chasing her. She spits out his cum all over the bride and says 'hope you have a wonderful marriage!!!' |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Two memorably bad ones but for different reasons:
1) The groom got so d*unk he was behaving badly. The bride's father tried to pull him aside to sober him up a bit and the groom punched him and knocked him out. The wedding night didn't quite happen but they went on honeymoon. She got pregnant. They came back from honeymoon and she moved back home to her parents'.
2) Jehovah's Witness wedding - the longest, most boring ceremony I have ever attended.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex had a friend who was a born again Christian, they played on the same women's rugby team. The church service was actually quite sweet alough there was a slight divide between those having fun dancing in the aisles and those slightly incredulous that people had been dancing in the aisles for over 30 minutes after the service had ended.
Where it got really fucked up was the reception. Obviously a women's rugby team has its fair share of lesbians, one of the born again Christians approached our group and asked if anyone could confirm the sexuality of sone of the women as 'homosexuality is a sin and while it's obvious some of you are sinners I don't want to accidentally talk to a lesbian'. There followed a mass exodus of guests and an extremely embarrassed and apologetic bride asking us to stay! |
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I went to one where the groom (a very wealthy playboy) felt he'd been tricked into a woman who'd got pregnant, he got blind d*unk and made a speech making quite clear he was just "doing the decent thing" and had never had any plans to marry, and certainly wouldn't have chosen his new bride!! He then recounted some baudy tails about shagging prostitutes on his stag do until his father stepped in and put a stop to his speech... It was brilliant!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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2) Jehovah's Witness wedding - the longest, most boring ceremony I have ever attended.
Did no one open the church door when they rang the doorbell?"
Sadly, they did. Then we were locked in for almost two and half hours.
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
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2) Jehovah's Witness wedding - the longest, most boring ceremony I have ever attended.
Did no one open the church door when they rang the doorbell?
Sadly, they did. Then we were locked in for almost two and half hours.
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My flatmate
The bridesmaids dresses looked like shiny curtains
The vicar got his guitar out and the ceremony was very happy clappy
There was a marquee in the garden.. that got invaded by a swarm of wasps |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
My best friend from School. She was 18, he was her first boyfriend and they’d been together since she was 16.
They had a church wedding, everyone was dressed up. He had folk on his side of the pews so didn’t think anything was amiss.
Next thing the doors of the Church burst open and a group of people come in dressed in jeans and tshirts. There was a bit of tutting and muttering but that was it.
Then as my friend and her husband walk back down the aisle to exit the Church these folk start heckling them. And i mean really heckling. Loudly.
There was a bit of a scuffle between my friends brother and one of the men in the group, my friend is quickly whisked away. As they (sooner than anticipated) get in the Wedding car the group come running over and start shouting and swearing at the car as the couple were driven away.
At the reception my friend was upset. Turns out it was her husbands family! There had been a falling out where they had insulted her and he had banned them from the wedding. Which they blamed her for.
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I went to a truly awful wedding once
The groom turned up d*unk, possibly high.
He fell down the steps leaving the building.
The car had to pull over twice on the way to the reception for him to be sick.
He spent most of the evening stood at the bar with his mates.
Had to be carried into the hotel, upto bed at the end of the night.
An hour later he woke & decided he had to try out the fancy jacuzzi bath.
He promptly fell asleep in the bath, slid under water. The bride seriously considered leaving him to drown but ended up giving him cpr
It was the wedding day from hell.
But oh.... My divorce party? That was epic! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I worked as a conference and banqueting manager for a while and one of my duties was as the master of ceremonies for any weddings we hosted. At the height of summer that could be 4/5 a week.
I've seen pretty much every disaster that it's possible to befall a wedding, from the bride being caught with the best man to arguments at the breakfast, families falling out and every best man joke known to man...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a friend's wedding a few years ago, the groom announced in his speech that everyone was required to chip in £20 for their meal and promptly did a circuit trying to collect cash. This resulted in 4 people walking out, the bride being in tears and the groom getting his glasses knocked off by one of his cousins 
Don't book the posh wedding if you can't afford it I guess! |
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