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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get one of your mates to take advantage of your wife when she's d*unk, hopefully she'll feel guilty enough to confess, then tell her you're on fab.. bingo! Don't bother telling your girlfriend.  "
This plan, is foolproof.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get one of your mates to take advantage of your wife when she's d*unk, hopefully she'll feel guilty enough to confess, then tell her you're on fab.. bingo! Don't bother telling your girlfriend.
This plan, is foolproof.
Thank you"
here endeth the thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get one of your mates to take advantage of your wife when she's d*unk, hopefully she'll feel guilty enough to confess, then tell her you're on fab.. bingo! Don't bother telling your girlfriend.
This plan, is foolproof.
Thank you"
Make sure she's not so d*unk that she doesn't remember a thing though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if she's not on her period...
I force her to take her pill without a break.
No blood baths in my house
It stores up though and makes women fat. There's LOADS doing it!  "
She has beefed up lately, hence getting the girlfriend |
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"Only if she's not on her period...
I force her to take her pill without a break.
No blood baths in my house
It stores up though and makes women fat. There's LOADS doing it!
She has beefed up lately, hence getting the girlfriend"
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I wouldn't bother telling either of them. If one of them does find out they'll tell the other one anyway. That's when you put plan b into operation and gaslight the pair of them. It's the way forward. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just tell the wife that fab is like the "Fluffy Animals of Britain" rehoming society or some shit like that, she'll kiss you at the door on your way out to a "fab meet" and make you a drink when you get in.....
Girlfriend, I'm working on....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why would either of them mind? After all, all of us that use fab are nice, happy, friendly people. We'd make them feel very welcome and charm them into bed!
Jenny x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only if she's not on her period...
I force her to take her pill without a break.
No blood baths in my house
It stores up though and makes women fat. There's LOADS doing it! "
Doesn't with me  |
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It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya. |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya."
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway  |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway "
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love."
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it"
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins."
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me "
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do."
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it  |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it "
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done."
Oh please, you'll never leave me
You was nothing but a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done."
He called you beefy up the thread. |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
Oh please, you'll never leave me
You was nothing but a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you"
Alfonso said you smell he don't want ya no more. |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread. "
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly."
Much more hygienic than kissing you |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you"
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there. |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there."
Finally, something we have in common |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.
Finally, something we have in common "
Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.
Finally, something we have in common
Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it. "
That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.
Finally, something we have in common
Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.
That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth "
Be nice it's her birthday. |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.
Finally, something we have in common
Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.
That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth
Be nice it's her birthday."
You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with. |
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.
Finally, something we have in common
Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.
That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth
Be nice it's her birthday.
You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with."
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.
Finally, something we have in common
Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.
That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth
Be nice it's her birthday.
You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with.
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"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.
Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.
And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway
We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.
Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.
I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.
I'm still not happy about it
Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.
You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me
He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.
He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.
It's just you who's funny about it
That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.
He called you beefy up the thread.
Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.
Much more hygienic than kissing you
Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.
Finally, something we have in common
Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.
That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth
Be nice it's her birthday.
You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with.
Breathing.
Yep. (That's so funny!)"
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