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over a year ago
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"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone."
I got you a puncture repair kit,
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"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.
I've got you a mug. "
Gosh how did you know that's what I wanted?! You know the first one you gave me which has been hidden in my wardrobe (saves any daft questions),well it's been upgraded to my dressing table draw now. Some day it may even reach my kitchen! |
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"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.
I've got you a mug.
Gosh how did you know that's what I wanted?! You know the first one you gave me which has been hidden in my wardrobe (saves any daft questions),well it's been upgraded to my dressing table draw now. Some day it may even reach my kitchen!"
Bravo!!!!!!!
Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.
Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.
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Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that... |
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"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.
I've got you a mug.
Gosh how did you know that's what I wanted?! You know the first one you gave me which has been hidden in my wardrobe (saves any daft questions),well it's been upgraded to my dressing table draw now. Some day it may even reach my kitchen!
Bravo!!!!!!!
Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.
Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.
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It'll haunt me til the day I die... |
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"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.
I've got you a mug.
Gosh how did you know that's what I wanted?! You know the first one you gave me which has been hidden in my wardrobe (saves any daft questions),well it's been upgraded to my dressing table draw now. Some day it may even reach my kitchen!
Bravo!!!!!!!
Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.
Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.
It'll haunt me til the day I die..."
I thought it was rather pleasant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that..."
The French t**t!! |
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"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.
I've got you a mug.
Gosh how did you know that's what I wanted?! You know the first one you gave me which has been hidden in my wardrobe (saves any daft questions),well it's been upgraded to my dressing table draw now. Some day it may even reach my kitchen!
Bravo!!!!!!!
Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.
Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.
It'll haunt me til the day I die...
I thought it was rather pleasant. "
I knew you had a liking for men dressed as women,I just knew it. |
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"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...
The French t**t!! "
He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...
The French t**t!!
He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want."
Some swimming goggles? Used? |
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"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...
The French t**t!!
He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want.
Some swimming goggles? Used? "
What colour are they? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...
The French t**t!! "
Love you too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...
The French t**t!!
He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want.
Some swimming goggles? Used?
What colour are they?"
See avatar pic for details |
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"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!
We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...
The French t**t!!
He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want.
Some swimming goggles? Used?
What colour are they?
See avatar pic for details "
Nar I'm not rocking them to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on...... "
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !! |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!"
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!"
You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!
You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then "
I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.
Oooooft.
Can we go to Waitrose again? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!
You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then
I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.
Oooooft.
Can we go to Waitrose again?"
What about John Lewis? |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!
You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then
I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.
Oooooft.
Can we go to Waitrose again?
What about John Lewis? "
YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!
You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then
I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.
Oooooft.
Can we go to Waitrose again?
What about John Lewis?
YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!
"
Sange? |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!
You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then
I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.
Oooooft.
Can we go to Waitrose again?
What about John Lewis?
YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!
Sange? "
Singe? My Francais is tres rusty.
I've not had any French in me for a while.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X
Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.
Be still my beating heart.
I've only gone and got a wide on......
It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!
It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!
You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then
I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.
Oooooft.
Can we go to Waitrose again?
What about John Lewis?
YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!
Sange?
Singe? My Francais is tres rusty.
I've not had any French in me for a while.... "
Do not look any further then |
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"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.
I've got you a mug.
Gosh how did you know that's what I wanted?! You know the first one you gave me which has been hidden in my wardrobe (saves any daft questions),well it's been upgraded to my dressing table draw now. Some day it may even reach my kitchen!
Bravo!!!!!!!
Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.
Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.
It'll haunt me til the day I die...
I thought it was rather pleasant.
I knew you had a liking for men dressed as women,I just knew it."
Shhhhhhhhh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we keep on the subject matter of my 'Not' birthday please. I want chocolate and wine,not slobbering over each other for heaven sakes."
Come get your birthday shag ignite. I will try to last longer than 56 seconds this time X |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Happy Birthday Ignite you beautiful, classy, posh old bird you!
Oi it's not my birthday you cheeky young thing you! You can still get me a pressie though."
Cool. Chocolate and some slippers at the next MLS? Maybe a crossword magazine. Yeah. |
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"Can we keep on the subject matter of my 'Not' birthday please. I want chocolate and wine,not slobbering over each other for heaven sakes.
Come get your birthday shag ignite. I will try to last longer than 56 seconds this time X "
Gosh I've just cum with the thought of that... |
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"Happy Birthday Ignite you beautiful, classy, posh old bird you!
Oi it's not my birthday you cheeky young thing you! You can still get me a pressie though.
Cool. Chocolate and some slippers at the next MLS? Maybe a crossword magazine. Yeah. "
No,no crossword magazine. Yes to the slippers,but don't make them granny slippers,please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday you lezza xx
F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!"
Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx |
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"Happy birthday you lezza xx
F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!
Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx"
Aww thanks chick,sweet little bugger aren't you. You'd be the perfect man if you were bisexual |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happy birthday you lezza xx
F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!
Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx
Aww thanks chick,sweet little bugger aren't you. You'd be the perfect man if you were bisexual"
I’d take one up the Shute for you |
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"Happy birthday you lezza xx
F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!
Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx
Aww thanks chick,sweet little bugger aren't you. You'd be the perfect man if you were bisexual
I’d take one up the Shute for you "
It's funny how one small sentence can get your drying perimenopausel fanny going again... |
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