"ummm ahahahahahaummmmmmmmmmahahahahaha"
??? two little boys had two little toys,
each had a magic wand,
played with their girls and made them squirt, and cupped them with their hand.
One little chap, he had a mishap,
broke off his girlfriends wand, cried for his toy then wept with joy when his male playmate said -
do you think I would leave you crying,
when there's room on my girlfriends wand? ???
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Its along time since i bought some but callum had tons and tons, some was left over from my sister and lots was big sets he had for christmas and birthdays. I know before he was old enugh to have pocket money his treat every week was some lego, but it was those very small boxes they where £1.99 at the time dont know how much they are now. But you can get all sizes so doesnt have to work out expensive |
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climb up here jess, and dont stop squirting, we can cum just as fast with one.
When we grow old we may not be swingers,
and our wands will have been worn out,
do you think our men will keep up as fast as their two little toys
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"climb up here jess, and dont stop squirting, we can cum just as fast with one.
When we grow old we may not be swingers,
and our wands will have been worn out,
do you think our men will keep up as fast as their two little toys
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"climb up here jess, and dont stop squirting, we can cum just as fast with one.
When we grow old we may not be swingers,
and our wands will have been worn out,
do you think our men will keep up as fast as their two little toys
"
going to give it a bloody good try darling  |
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"climb up here jess, and dont stop squirting, we can cum just as fast with one.
When we grow old we may not be swingers,
and our wands will have been worn out,
do you think our men will keep up as fast as their two little toys
going to give it a bloody good try darling "
Oh I know you will darling
(wasn't this thread about lego originally though? Have we hijacked it?lol) |
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"climb up here jess, and dont stop squirting, we can cum just as fast with one.
When we grow old we may not be swingers,
and our wands will have been worn out,
do you think our men will keep up as fast as their two little toys
going to give it a bloody good try darling
Oh I know you will darling
(wasn't this thread about lego originally though? Have we hijacked it?lol)"
one tip if your kids have lego 
dont walk about barefooted in the dark  |
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That's one thing that always puzzled my, why this was so successful. (Action Man another, I had one, it's a fucking doll. Etch a Sketch another, if you could create a masterpiece with that, buy a HB pencil, you could be famous. It's like being Linoel Messi and putting on an iron boot).
You build a plane and it looks like something Paddy the cowboy builder built.
Meccano it might not fly but it might least look the part and believe it or not very useful building very early prototypes. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Lego was the BESTEST!!!
My Bro had meccanno etc.
I had the train set - all with the cowboys and indians, i also had the scalectrics that my bro kindly pulled off thehairs on the under carriage that made them work.
I also won ( and still have) his cool chess set when i beat him at chess and won theWHOLE game, board and pieces!!
Oh i LOVED being a GIRL!!
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Agree on the standing part.
Having a good clear out of stuff on ebay, and am surprised what people will pay for Scalextric.
As for Lego keep an eye out for stores clearing last seasons sets, some good bargains can be found. |
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