Usually pretty liberal with tastes and fetishes but eating beans cold from the tin is a perversion that will send the perpetrator directly to Hades (where the beans will be warmed in the fiery flames of hell).
"Ooooh yum yes.. got to have a sprinkle of habanero chilli flakes too x"
Oh good idea...I just pour a liberal amount of worcester sauce into 'em usually
I know someone who ended up in A&E with a rogue shard of metal in their mouth because of that. So while I eat them cold, first they go into a bowl and are sifted through.