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By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

The daily fail has told us how to be swingers.

https://mol.im/a/7028067

Carry on

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I can't click and add to their reader numbers. Just can't bring myself to do it.

Can you just summate it on here? Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we doing it right?

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By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments

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By *cgkcCouple over a year ago

Hitchin

Did Sarah Vine write it, perchance?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments "

Great, just what we need. Daily fail swingers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments "

Ahh, so that's where I've been going wrong! I've been getting smashed off my face and not brushing my teeth. I expect the offers to come rolling in now.....

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By *cgkcCouple over a year ago

Hitchin

"It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments

Great, just what we need. Daily fail swingers...

Like they're not already here...

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By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Did Sarah Vine write it, perchance? "

No, their "sex expert" Tracey Cox. Who I think may be a fictional figure..

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments

Great, just what we need. Daily fail swingers...

Like they're not already here...

Yep. They are definitely already here. Sorry for the bad news TM.

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By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments

Great, just what we need. Daily fail swingers...

Like they're not already here...

I read it for a laugh and sometimes to rile up their readers.

There is much outrage. Wailing and nashing of teeth. It's all a bit unnatural and heading for disaster.

Burning torches and pitchforks at the ready!

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments

Great, just what we need. Daily fail swingers...

Like they're not already here...

Yep. They are definitely already here. Sorry for the bad news TM."

Yeah, I was going to add the 'more' in there...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It's a list of dos and donts.

Pampas grass is no longer a thing.

This site is mentioned.

Brush your teeth, don't turn up smashed, don't push your partner into it.

Unicorns are ace

Blah blah..

I might just go read the outraged daily fail reader comments "

I refuse to read anything from the Fail, or the Sun

Butfrom ya comments...

I don't care if Pampas grass is a thing or not...

It looks very pretty in my garden

The site's about to be deluged with sad sack can't get a fuck on real life so I'll try my luck online wankers...

I've hidden my face pics for the foreseeable future.

Teeth...

My oral hygiene is scrupulously, bordering slightly on OCD

Push him?

I'll drag him if have to, but somehow I don't think that's necessary

Smashed...

Define smashed please?

Damn right unicorns are ace..

She says whilst sipping glittery unicorn tears gin from a pretty unicorn emblazoned mug

Did I miss anything?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I brush my teeth, don't turn up smashed, I don't have a partner to push or pull and I don't have pampas grass. I must be in the blah blah... and not swinging well.

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