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"He is a medieval re-enactor ... in full suit of armour answering to the name of lancelot" Is so named because one of them likes to wear a prehensile tail. | |||
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"Fought agains anthony joshua when josh was 13" Actually prefers to have his thumb pulled | |||
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"Fought agains anthony joshua when josh was 13" Born a female named Babs  | |||
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"Fought agains anthony joshua when josh was 13 Born a female named Babs "Is the only person to be solely owned by the Pepsi corporation, to this day, she is legally unable to say Coca-Cola, sprite, Fanta and is on shakey ground with zero. | |||
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" Is the only person to be solely owned by the Pepsi corporation, to this day, she is legally unable to say Coca-Cola, sprite, Fanta and is on shakey ground with zero. " Is DEFINITELY the most alpha of forum alpha males | |||
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" Is the only person to be solely owned by the Pepsi corporation, to this day, she is legally unable to say Coca-Cola, sprite, Fanta and is on shakey ground with zero. Is DEFINITELY the most alpha of forum alpha males " Has more than a healthy passing fancy of regal looking men called Charles | |||
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" Has more than a healthy passing fancy of regal looking men called Charles" Once found Robert de Niro cottaging in their local park | |||
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" Has more than a healthy passing fancy of regal looking men called Charles Once found Robert de Niro cottaging in their local park" Was the subject of a freak yachting accident that left her with all of the fingers on her left hand an inch longer than before. She uses this the fight crime. | |||
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" Has more than a healthy passing fancy of regal looking men called Charles Once found Robert de Niro cottaging in their local park Was the subject of a freak yachting accident that left her with all of the fingers on her left hand an inch longer than before. She uses this the fight crime. " Secret Irish coffee lover | |||
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" Has more than a healthy passing fancy of regal looking men called Charles Once found Robert de Niro cottaging in their local park Was the subject of a freak yachting accident that left her with all of the fingers on her left hand an inch longer than before. She uses this the fight crime. Secret Irish coffee lover " Has never actually been to Wales. | |||
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"She's a very responsible person with more that a passing interest in Paul Weller. In secret she dresses in Mod gear and rides a Vespa too! " Has an abject fear of kraft cheese slices, only the branded ones though, the generic ones are fine. As a result they are now in talks with cheese slice makers to work as a product tester. | |||
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"He secretly reads Mills and Boon novels xx" Has the biggest ornamental teapot collection in Europe. | |||
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" Has the biggest ornamental teapot collection in Europe. " Prefers full length red longJohn's to all other underwear options. | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. " In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power" Is the proud owner of the uks only marmite museum | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power" She is the only person who really knows what happened to Lord Luken! | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power She is the only person who really knows what happened to Lord Luken! " The 83 at the end of her name actually refers to her actual age, she discovered the fountain of youth about 50 years ago but has kept the location secret since. | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power She is the only person who really knows what happened to Lord Luken! The 83 at the end of her name actually refers to her actual age, she discovered the fountain of youth about 50 years ago but has kept the location secret since. " He's the guy that fills chocolate eclairs with cream | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power Is the proud owner of the uks only marmite museum " Is allergic to the letter 'z', even driving past zigzag markings brings her out in hives. | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power She is the only person who really knows what happened to Lord Luken! The 83 at the end of her name actually refers to her actual age, she discovered the fountain of youth about 50 years ago but has kept the location secret since. He's the guy that fills chocolate eclairs with cream "Is the holder of the only toddler juggling licence, she won it in a bet with Geoff Capes. | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power She is the only person who really knows what happened to Lord Luken! The 83 at the end of her name actually refers to her actual age, she discovered the fountain of youth about 50 years ago but has kept the location secret since. He's the guy that fills chocolate eclairs with cream
Is the holder of the only toddler juggling licence, she won it in a bet with Geoff Capes. "Flew a Spitfire in the First World War. | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power She is the only person who really knows what happened to Lord Luken! The 83 at the end of her name actually refers to her actual age, she discovered the fountain of youth about 50 years ago but has kept the location secret since. He's the guy that fills chocolate eclairs with cream
Is the holder of the only toddler juggling licence, she won it in a bet with Geoff Capes.
Flew a Spitfire in the First World War."Defenders of Castles | |||
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"Is addicted to the custard side of rhubarb and custard sweets. In her profile pic she is actually dead however Melissandra brought her back to life with the lord of lights power She is the only person who really knows what happened to Lord Luken! The 83 at the end of her name actually refers to her actual age, she discovered the fountain of youth about 50 years ago but has kept the location secret since. He's the guy that fills chocolate eclairs with cream
Is the holder of the only toddler juggling licence, she won it in a bet with Geoff Capes.
Flew a Spitfire in the First World War.
Defenders of Castles "Is an 18-30s holiday rep in Magaluf | |||
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"And her majesty is actually 3rd in line to throne " Your the first | |||
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"And her majesty is actually 3rd in line to throne " She's really scotchsally  | |||
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"And her majesty is actually 3rd in line to throne She's really scotchsally "Hold the world record for longest time sat on a toilet without distraction | |||
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"And her majesty is actually 3rd in line to throne She's really scotchsally
Hold the world record for longest time sat on a toilet without distraction
"The avatar in use was during the world record "watching paint dry" attempt, sadly he lost out to a Finnish gentleman who had stepped into cement and got stuck. His time, incidentally, is still ongoing. | |||
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"Always wears his pants that low when doing his big shop " Doesn't consistently own any clothes... buys them and always returns them within 30 days | |||
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"Pulled any finger" Good with maps  | |||
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"Pulled any finger Good with maps "Is a member of the aristocracy. I know it's fact I've heard her voice | |||
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"Pulled any finger Good with maps
Is a member of the aristocracy. I know it's fact I've heard her voice "Is still a virgin | |||
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"Pulled any finger Good with maps
Is a member of the aristocracy. I know it's fact I've heard her voice "You so have!  | |||
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"Pulled any finger Good with maps
Is a member of the aristocracy. I know it's fact I've heard her voice
Is still a virgin "Is actually a Himalayan monk, available to hire at 12.35/hour | |||
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"Pulled any finger Good with maps
Is a member of the aristocracy. I know it's fact I've heard her voice
Is still a virgin
Is actually a Himalayan monk, available to hire at 12.35/hour"Pimps our Himalayan monks | |||
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"Pulled any finger Good with maps
Is a member of the aristocracy. I know it's fact I've heard her voice
Is still a virgin
Is actually a Himalayan monk, available to hire at 12.35/hour
Pimps our Himalayan monks"Is a customer of my Himalayan monk pimping | |||
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"Pulled any finger Good with maps
Is a member of the aristocracy. I know it's fact I've heard her voice
Is still a virgin
Is actually a Himalayan monk, available to hire at 12.35/hour
Pimps our Himalayan monks"Pays for himalayan monks | |||
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"Works as a Dominatrix" Pervs my pics every day | |||
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"Works as a Dominatrix" Moonlights as the Michelin Man’s wife | |||
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"Works as a Dominatrix Moonlights as the Michelin Man’s wife" Is German | |||
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"Works as a Dominatrix Moonlights as the Michelin Man’s wife Is German " Is always found with a Smith and Weston revolver in her stockings | |||
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"Works as a Dominatrix Moonlights as the Michelin Man’s wife Is German Is always found with a Smith and Weston revolver in her stockings " His peg leg is the middle one. He puts the wood in woody! | |||
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"Does research for Sydney university " Her best life hack is that rather than picking her nose, she pushes the boogers up and twists her finger toward her closest ear. One good jab and her nose and ears are cleaned at the same time. | |||
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"Does research for Sydney university " Pulled pmf's finger off and keeps it in her pocket. | |||
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"Designs ties for bus drivers" Is the only surviving blood relative of Hans Heinrich von Ubbershweltz, the discoverer of margerine. He (HHvU) found the natural spring one day whilst getting lost looking for his local dogging site. | |||
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"Trained to become Kim Jong Un personal bodyguard but didn’t make the cut!" Is not French | |||
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"Trained to become Kim Jong Un personal bodyguard but didn’t make the cut! Is not French " Has a small shrine to the drummer from Bros in the cupboard under her stairs, every Sunday she leaves an offering of ripped denim at its base. | |||
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"Trained to become Kim Jong Un personal bodyguard but didn’t make the cut! Is not French Has a small shrine to the drummer from Bros in the cupboard under her stairs, every Sunday she leaves an offering of ripped denim at its base. " But that's true!  | |||
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"Trained to become Kim Jong Un personal bodyguard but didn’t make the cut! Is not French Has a small shrine to the drummer from Bros in the cupboard under her stairs, every Sunday she leaves an offering of ripped denim at its base. But that's true! "Will reveal her try identity at 9pm tonight | |||
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"Trained to become Kim Jong Un personal bodyguard but didn’t make the cut! Is not French Has a small shrine to the drummer from Bros in the cupboard under her stairs, every Sunday she leaves an offering of ripped denim at its base. But that's true! "Nell spent 20 years dowt mine and still has t'donkey. | |||
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"Trained to become Kim Jong Un personal bodyguard but didn’t make the cut! Is not French Has a small shrine to the drummer from Bros in the cupboard under her stairs, every Sunday she leaves an offering of ripped denim at its base. But that's true!
Will reveal her try identity at 9pm tonight "True not try! Damn it! | |||
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"Was born with 4 ears on 1 side 2 on the other " Doesn't like his finger pulled! | |||
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"Was born with 4 ears on 1 side 2 on the other Doesn't like his finger pulled!" Keeps pet squirrels in their loft | |||
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"Was born with 4 ears on 1 side 2 on the other Doesn't like his finger pulled! Keeps pet squirrels in their loft" Is actually colourblind and wearing green in their profile pic | |||
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"Border Force Operative " Mi6 operative? | |||
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"Border Force Operative " Really hates big white artic bears . | |||
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"Shot a man in spain for stealing his newspaper" Once used a full stop correctly | |||
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"Shot a man in spain for stealing his newspaper" International gem theif | |||
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"Shot a man in spain for stealing his newspaper" And so looking forward to Brexit and the end of extradition treaties | |||
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"Shot a man in spain for stealing his newspaper International gem theif" English teachers. | |||
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"Cause of the original argument between bugs and daffy" Catalogue cardigan model | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs " was born a mermaid | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaid" Has slippery fingers. | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers." Eats avocado for breakfast | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast " Secretly works for Warburtons | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast " Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. " Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. " He was born with webbed fingers and toes, as a result of which he is a fantastic swimmer and recently won the British underwater swimming championship for a record 13th time | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. He was born with webbed fingers and toes, as a result of which he is a fantastic swimmer and recently won the British underwater swimming championship for a record 13th time" Works in a burlesque drag club answering to the alter ego of marcella meringue... at weekends | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. He was born with webbed fingers and toes, as a result of which he is a fantastic swimmer and recently won the British underwater swimming championship for a record 13th time" Has a parrot called Winslow that he has to hide when guests come round as Winslow only know naughty words. | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. He was born with webbed fingers and toes, as a result of which he is a fantastic swimmer and recently won the British underwater swimming championship for a record 13th time Has a parrot called Winslow that he has to hide when guests come round as Winslow only know naughty words. " Actually has blue woolly feet , but pretends she's wearing socks... | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. He was born with webbed fingers and toes, as a result of which he is a fantastic swimmer and recently won the British underwater swimming championship for a record 13th time Has a parrot called Winslow that he has to hide when guests come round as Winslow only know naughty words. Actually has blue woolly feet , but pretends she's wearing socks..." Is so called as her grand father was an original writer for the Beano | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. He was born with webbed fingers and toes, as a result of which he is a fantastic swimmer and recently won the British underwater swimming championship for a record 13th time Has a parrot called Winslow that he has to hide when guests come round as Winslow only know naughty words. Actually has blue woolly feet , but pretends she's wearing socks... Is so called as her grand father was an original writer for the Beano " Loves eating mint before licking clitoris | |||
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"Has a penchant for smearing chocolate sauce over boobs was born a mermaidHas slippery fingers. Eats avocado for breakfast Hides childrens sweets so she can eat them. Had to be physically removed from Cadbury world for chaining themselves to the machines in protest at the company "doing it wrong". It transpired that their intended target was codbury, a manufacturer of cuckoo clocks. He was born with webbed fingers and toes, as a result of which he is a fantastic swimmer and recently won the British underwater swimming championship for a record 13th time Has a parrot called Winslow that he has to hide when guests come round as Winslow only know naughty words. Actually has blue woolly feet , but pretends she's wearing socks... Is so called as her grand father was an original writer for the Beano Loves eating mint before licking clitoris" True story | |||
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"Red-monkey are the only certified trainer of platypus duck bills in the UK. " Owns the patent to the Tom Cruise suit currently being piloted by Warwick Davies. Everytime the pilot changes they have to pay for the privilege of being in the next film. The current rental cost is £5.95 per film, which coincidentally is the price of a half bottle of vodka at her local off-licence. | |||
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"Red-monkey are the only certified trainer of platypus duck bills in the UK. Owns the patent to the Tom Cruise suit currently being piloted by Warwick Davies. Everytime the pilot changes they have to pay for the privilege of being in the next film. The current rental cost is £5.95 per film, which coincidentally is the price of a half bottle of vodka at her local off-licence. " Has never eaten a banana in his life, he has a massive mistrust of anything yellow. | |||
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"Red-monkey are the only certified trainer of platypus duck bills in the UK. Owns the patent to the Tom Cruise suit currently being piloted by Warwick Davies. Everytime the pilot changes they have to pay for the privilege of being in the next film. The current rental cost is £5.95 per film, which coincidentally is the price of a half bottle of vodka at her local off-licence. Has never eaten a banana in his life, he has a massive mistrust of anything yellow. " Has an addiction to tapioca and always carries at least two cans with her whenever she leaves the house. If she goes into full withdrawal the only solution is a full immediate immersion. Fortunately her local NHS trust is a leading authority on Tapioca dependency and has the paddling pool on standby at all times. | |||
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"Red-monkey are the only certified trainer of platypus duck bills in the UK. Owns the patent to the Tom Cruise suit currently being piloted by Warwick Davies. Everytime the pilot changes they have to pay for the privilege of being in the next film. The current rental cost is £5.95 per film, which coincidentally is the price of a half bottle of vodka at her local off-licence. Has never eaten a banana in his life, he has a massive mistrust of anything yellow. Has an addiction to tapioca and always carries at least two cans with her whenever she leaves the house. If she goes into full withdrawal the only solution is a full immediate immersion. Fortunately her local NHS trust is a leading authority on Tapioca dependency and has the paddling pool on standby at all times. " Knows about Pii and talks about it endlessly. Professor of Pii. | |||
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"Red-monkey are the only certified trainer of platypus duck bills in the UK. Owns the patent to the Tom Cruise suit currently being piloted by Warwick Davies. Everytime the pilot changes they have to pay for the privilege of being in the next film. The current rental cost is £5.95 per film, which coincidentally is the price of a half bottle of vodka at her local off-licence. Has never eaten a banana in his life, he has a massive mistrust of anything yellow. Has an addiction to tapioca and always carries at least two cans with her whenever she leaves the house. If she goes into full withdrawal the only solution is a full immediate immersion. Fortunately her local NHS trust is a leading authority on Tapioca dependency and has the paddling pool on standby at all times. Knows about Pii and talks about it endlessly. Professor of Pii. " Is actually a world champion hula hooper. She is considering retirement but the love of the hoop just keeps calling her to carry on. | |||
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"Wants to move to the coast so she can use the sand to make Egg timers" her ultimate dream is to have a push me pull you 3some | |||
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"Was voted president of all gerbils" Was kicked out of Buckingham palace for wiping his cock on the curtains. | |||
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"That’s not a boob he’s licking, it’s actually a barm cake " dreams to one day have a man who can make her orgasm | |||
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"Was voted president of all gerbils Was kicked out of Buckingham palace for wiping his cock on the curtains. " Were the ones who told on him | |||
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"Was voted president of all gerbils Was kicked out of Buckingham palace for wiping his cock on the curtains. Were the ones who told on him " was the reason i had to whipe my cock | |||
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"Was voted president of all gerbils Was kicked out of Buckingham palace for wiping his cock on the curtains. Were the ones who told on him was the reason i had to whipe my cock "Is really gay and takes Sally's cock | |||
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"Was voted president of all gerbils Was kicked out of Buckingham palace for wiping his cock on the curtains. Were the ones who told on him was the reason i had to whipe my cock
Is really gay and takes Sally's cock "dude dont call my woman a man  heres a line ______ pls dont cross it | |||
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"Was voted president of all gerbils Was kicked out of Buckingham palace for wiping his cock on the curtains. Were the ones who told on him was the reason i had to whipe my cock
Is really gay and takes Sally's cock dude dont call my woman a man heres a line ______ pls dont cross it"I would take heed, i put a toe over PMF line once......I don’t have a toe anymore!!! And a fantastic tale about Pull, i saw him balance three anvils on his chin once!!! LJ | |||
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"Got sacked from panto after a bukkake on stage with the 7 dwarfs. Got the window cleaner so worked up he dropped his sponge and had to climb all the way back down...for the seventh time. "Is umpire for the world Tiddlywinks world Cup. | |||
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"Did a cpuple swap with john mayor and mrs" Has actually never had his finger pulled. | |||
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"Did a cpuple swap with john mayor and mrs Has actually never had his finger pulled. " Thought that 'flicking her bean' meant making a mess on the dining room table. | |||
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"Developed an orgasm technique that involves only prodding around the body." Is currently involved in a bitter legal battle with the estate of Dr Heimlich over the naming rights of 'his' maneuver. If successful they would like it known as the 'uppy ch*key ch*key burp'. | |||
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"Made a Monkey out of tea for a modelling competition. But at the final it went rather mushy and he finished last." Can play the mouth organ with her toes | |||
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"Is roaring louder than the MGM lion if you push the right buttons " In the Guinness book of records for cracking 17 walnuts with his bum cheeks in 1 minute | |||
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"Is roaring louder than the MGM lion if you push the right buttons In the Guinness book of records for cracking 17 walnuts with his bum cheeks in 1 minute " 16 only ! The last one went in and was lost forever ! | |||
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"Is roaring louder than the MGM lion if you push the right buttons In the Guinness book of records for cracking 17 walnuts with his bum cheeks in 1 minute 16 only ! The last one went in and was lost forever !" Was stripped of his title when they did play back and realised he slipped the last one up his arse | |||
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"Is roaring louder than the MGM lion if you push the right buttons In the Guinness book of records for cracking 17 walnuts with his bum cheeks in 1 minute 16 only ! The last one went in and was lost forever ! Was stripped of his title when they did play back and realised he slipped the last one up his arse "Is actually an artificial orange colour | |||
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"Is roaring louder than the MGM lion if you push the right buttons In the Guinness book of records for cracking 17 walnuts with his bum cheeks in 1 minute 16 only ! The last one went in and was lost forever ! Was stripped of his title when they did play back and realised he slipped the last one up his arse
Is actually an artificial orange colour"Superglued himself to a picnic bench in protest over the plastic straw surcharge. | |||
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"Invented the word kettle "Collects mannequins | |||
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"Waxes her vagina with gaffa tape" Alpaca whisper | |||
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"Waxes her vagina with gaffa tape Alpaca whisper " Tickles my fancy | |||
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"Waxes her vagina with gaffa tape Alpaca whisper Tickles my fancy" The mole king | |||
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"Likes to tickle the bellies of earthworms whilst singing Joni Mitchell classics. " once wrestled a fruit bowl on sky sports | |||
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"Likes to tickle the bellies of earthworms whilst singing Joni Mitchell classics. once wrestled a fruit bowl on sky sports" A double agent but confused who's side he's really on | |||
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"Likes to tickle the bellies of earthworms whilst singing Joni Mitchell classics. once wrestled a fruit bowl on sky sports A double agent but confused who's side he's really on "Is called scarlet because of the colour of her face after what she just admitted to me on pm | |||
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"Likes to tickle the bellies of earthworms whilst singing Joni Mitchell classics. once wrestled a fruit bowl on sky sports A double agent but confused who's side he's really on
Is called scarlet because of the colour of her face after what she just admitted to me on pm"Was a lollipop man but got fired when they found out where he was sticking the pole. Still a lost walnut up there | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/05/19 22:24:47]" was once fingered my a leprechaun and stole his pot of gold | |||
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"Can't say be actually charges £5 for each bit of drama he causes"Never far away from cooked ham | |||
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"Can't say be actually charges £5 for each bit of drama he causes"Likes to wrap his naked body with slices of wholemeal bread dipped in uncooked egg. | |||
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"Can't say be actually charges £5 for each bit of drama he causes
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"Can't say be actually charges £5 for each bit of drama he causes
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"Can't say be actually charges £5 for each bit of drama he causes
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"Can't say be actually charges £5 for each bit of drama he causes
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"Gets off on being called colonel mustard in bed " Took one for the team and sorted PMF | |||
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"Gets off on being called colonel mustard in bed Took one for the team and sorted PMF" had anal off santa | |||
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