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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’d curse people to be absolutely drop dead gorgeous for a day, so they knew how difficult life can be for us beautiful folk x x x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me the glove with stones in it.. One click....

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I’d curse people to be absolutely drop dead gorgeous for a day, so they knew how difficult life can be for us beautiful folk x x x"

It’s worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None except when driving I often wish I had a rocket button to fire at rude and obnoxious drivers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scabies for all Internet trolls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scabies for all Internet trolls! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hand foot and mouth to those who don’t agree with me

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Crusty oozing disolving knob-rot for cheating partners

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'd like lots of curses please!

It would have to be something appropriate to their behaviour.

There's someone I work with, he has talking jazz hands, he's so animated, waves his hands right on your face when he's talking. I often end up ducking!

I'd curse him to keep his hands in his pockets

Another guy, he's an expert on everything, has an opinion on everything, likes to tell you how you should do things.

I'd make him only be able to speak when spoken to, and only the power of basic speech. Yes, no etc.

As for the compulsive liar... Oh they'd have to tell the absolute 100% truth

I could think of 100s more

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Crusty oozing disolving knob-rot for cheating partners

That’s probably quite mild compared to what others would wish on them

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

I would like people to feel like they are walking round with a stone in their shoe.

That’ll teach them.

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By *edmark07Man over a year ago

liverpool

I would curse the good looking fuckers with bad looks for the day, si they know how we feel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd curse people to have lego on the bedroom floor and need the toilet at 2 am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd curse people to have lego on the bedroom floor and need the toilet at 2 am. "

I already need to pee at 2am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd curse people to have lego on the bedroom floor and need the toilet at 2 am.

I already need to pee at 2am

It has to be combined with the Lego

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people really need to stop talking!

So I'd curse them with not being able to speak

Phoenix said about the know it alls - I know a couple of those -they need to shut the fuck up as well

I need to click my fingers and be able to mute stuff and most people - that would be awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd curse people to have lego on the bedroom floor and need the toilet at 2 am. "

Adults with Lego?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I’d curse all those unbelievers that scowl on men in panties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like giving the classic curses

Syphilis gonorrhea those old chestnuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd curse those wanting to leave Europe with listening to the Eagles line" you can check out anytime you like- but you can never leave"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo il go visible with pinkeye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The curse of having 1 foot half a size larger than the other so buying shoes would be impossible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd curse people to have lego on the bedroom floor and need the toilet at 2 am.

Adults with Lego? "

You would be surprised but then adults with Lego wouldn’t have it on the floor, it would be pristine on a shelf!

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

I would curse sudden volcanic diarrhoea on drivers who cut me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd curse people to have lego on the bedroom floor and need the toilet at 2 am.

Adults with Lego?

You would be surprised but then adults with Lego wouldn’t have it on the floor, it would be pristine on a shelf!"

My father in law makes the massive models, he’s got a giant crane, a huge helicopter, a remote control car etc...

They’re all really cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd curse John Bercow "Damn Your Eyes".

"The ayes have it, the ayes have it"! why can't he speak normally '250 for, 300 against'.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Crusty oozing disolving knob-rot for cheating partners

And what if the guilty party is female?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"The curse of having 1 foot half a size larger than the other so buying shoes would be impossible "

Oh... It's all your fault?

Thanks

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Crusty oozing disolving knob-rot for cheating partners

And what if the guilty party is female?"

Crusty oozing disolving fanny-rot

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By *ream3.14159Man over a year ago

Here & there

I curse people who don't listen to you when you speak, with little girls shriek form of tinnitus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat slugs

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

I curse people who cut me up at roundabouts with bunches of bananas for hands for 12 hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To fall down a dark hole with an owillllllllllllllk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?"

I’d love to cast the curse of the enternally warm on both sides pillow

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Period pain, without effective relief, and no one believes them.

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"Some people really need to stop talking!

So I'd curse them with not being able to speak

Phoenix said about the know it alls - I know a couple of those -they need to shut the fuck up as well

I need to click my fingers and be able to mute stuff and most people - that would be awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish you would all fall down a well!

yours sincerely..

a well wisher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm pretty sure someone else cursed me already

I look good in the mirror and on mirror image with a camera

but for some reason I look like my face has had a stroke in a normal picture

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