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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
You've been here a week!! That's no time at all for starters.
You've not asked for profile advice so I can't offer any, but with a lot of people in your position it's often their profile which lets them down and that is often the first thing people look at before even opening a message - so make sure yours is well written and enticing and backed up with some equally enticing pics ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile looks a bit grumpy tbh, maybe make it a but more fun without the obvious catfish comment. Nobody actually wants to be catfished do they?
Pics, patience and friendliness will go a long way ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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New users who are single men have it tough. If you don't meet the requirements of others you message, the fab norm is not to send a reply.
Get known in other ways, including socials and clubs.
Learn how to stand out and sell yourself and get used to it being really tough. Women and couples often search for the men they want to meet but this means all those who have no pics don't get a chance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just talking to myself as per usual.
No, you're talking to the houseplants that you haven't killed yet they love it
P
Three are dead. I’m so sad. "
Well that's that theory well and truly FUBAR'd
Okay, you have polterghoolies and they are calmed by your dulcet tones.
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m just talking to myself as per usual.
No, you're talking to the houseplants that you haven't killed yet they love it
P
Three are dead. I’m so sad.
Well that's that theory well and truly FUBAR'd
Okay, you have polterghoolies and they are calmed by your dulcet tones.
P"
Bring on the ghosting! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just talking to myself as per usual.
No, you're talking to the houseplants that you haven't killed yet they love it
P
Three are dead. I’m so sad.
Well that's that theory well and truly FUBAR'd
Okay, you have polterghoolies and they are calmed by your dulcet tones.
P
Bring on the ghosting! "
I have ging-gang-goolies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply"
Just be yourself!
As mentioned above, you've been here a week. I'm not sure what your expectations were when joining the site but I'm taking a stab in the dark that you may need to re-think them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P"
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine.... ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine.... "
Lead us not into temptation.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
" do it! ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it! "
It was Rubi that told me to last time..... Don't listen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it! "
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it!
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P"
Bit of tippex, he'll be alright ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it!
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P
Bit of tippex, he'll be alright "
Rubester! I'm gonna bosh ya in the knee if you carry on with all your temptations and goading.
Incomiiiiiiiing ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it!
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P
Bit of tippex, he'll be alright
Rubester! I'm gonna bosh ya in the knee if you carry on with all your temptations and goading.
Incomiiiiiiiing "
I've got one of those magic sponges they claim can clean anything! Wee wipe with that, write "no one" on with a Sharpie and Bob's your uncle and no one is your username ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it!
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P
Bit of tippex, he'll be alright
Rubester! I'm gonna bosh ya in the knee if you carry on with all your temptations and goading.
Incomiiiiiiiing
I've got one of those magic sponges they claim can clean anything! Wee wipe with that, write "no one" on with a Sharpie and Bob's your uncle and no one is your username "
How about the shame hanging over me knowing I couldn't resist a cheeky visual gag? Will it wipe that away too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it!
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P
Bit of tippex, he'll be alright
Rubester! I'm gonna bosh ya in the knee if you carry on with all your temptations and goading.
Incomiiiiiiiing
I've got one of those magic sponges they claim can clean anything! Wee wipe with that, write "no one" on with a Sharpie and Bob's your uncle and no one is your username
How about the shame hanging over me knowing I couldn't resist a cheeky visual gag? Will it wipe that away too? "
No but I've got febreze ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it!
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P
Bit of tippex, he'll be alright
Rubester! I'm gonna bosh ya in the knee if you carry on with all your temptations and goading.
Incomiiiiiiiing
I've got one of those magic sponges they claim can clean anything! Wee wipe with that, write "no one" on with a Sharpie and Bob's your uncle and no one is your username
How about the shame hanging over me knowing I couldn't resist a cheeky visual gag? Will it wipe that away too?
No but I've got febreze "
If it's the yellow flavour you may have yourself a deal. I fucking love that smell ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it..trying everything and no one will reply
We’re replying
Innit^
So tempted to change our username to "no one"
P
You'd have to keep it seven days, aka nine days last time I changed mine....
Lead us not into temptation.....
do it!
B would have a mini stroke having to change the watermark on our pics
I'm brave not stupid
P
Bit of tippex, he'll be alright
Rubester! I'm gonna bosh ya in the knee if you carry on with all your temptations and goading.
Incomiiiiiiiing
I've got one of those magic sponges they claim can clean anything! Wee wipe with that, write "no one" on with a Sharpie and Bob's your uncle and no one is your username
How about the shame hanging over me knowing I couldn't resist a cheeky visual gag? Will it wipe that away too?
No but I've got febreze
If it's the yellow flavour you may have yourself a deal. I fucking love that smell "
*runs to 24 hour asda.
I'm on it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey there,
What kinds of messages are you sending because most ladies I know they like individual ones, I for example like it when a guy (or gal) mentions something that made them laugh in my profile (not currently obvs!). Be confident, dont give up after a week. Engage on the forums and get to a social x |
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