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I never thought I'd say that!
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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Following on from another thread, sometimes children cause you to say things that you really never ever imagined yourself saying in the course of a 'normal' and rational existence.
There have been too many to count in my lifetime now but one that sticks in my mind was "Ew! You don't lick your brothers tongue!"
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over a year ago
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"No, you can't eat that toast from the bin. Especially now it's covered with the innards of the vacuum dust box.
Foraging, it's a good life skill. "
He was so pleased with himself too. He'd sorted his own breakfast  |
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over a year ago
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"Poo goes in the toilet, not on the telly 
Tell that to the producers of Celebrity Love Island/insert your last favourite televisual dross here "
Oh believe me, i wish it were a metaphor and not literal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lego does not go up your nose."
"Darling, the biscuit is broken. Screaming will not make it whole again."
"Please don't kiss the worms."
"Please don't eat anymore ladybirds".
All accompanied by an exasperated sigh. |
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Was taking my lad to Edinburgh couple of years ago and he was asking what we would do / see. I said we could see a movie one night about 30 minutes later he came back and said “Mum I don’t want to watch a movie in Scotland as I can’t read subtitles and watch the movie” haha
Just one of his little gems through the years ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Loudly with a quizzical expression "What language is that man talking mummy?"
We were in Yorkshire....and about two foot away from this old bloke who was trying to make conversation.."
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Funniest question as we went past a cemetery
"Mum, if you were superglued to your dog and you both died at the same time would they bury you both in the same coffin?"
The man sat behind us snorted right down my neck. |
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over a year ago
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My son at 5 upset the vicar at School
Vicar- And God made the world! Hr made you, he made all the animals.
My son - But if God made me! The world and all the animals who made God?
The Vicar - Um
My son got told off for querying the Vicar! My response when told "well? Did he get an answer?" Um, no.
My son said to me "I wasn't trying to be mean, I just wanted to know where God came from"
I just said "From the minds of people who want to control others"
A few weeks later there was a knock on the door. He opened it thinking it was his friend, it was a Jehovah Witness, he shouts "MUUUM, there is a thing at the door wanting to talk about God!" I suggested he ask where God came from??? My five year old on the doorstep having a standoff with a JC witness, insisting he tell him where god came from! "Well,you are a God botherer, you should know" 
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