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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red Monkey fucks large black cunt and takes it for a walk in the woods"
Ooooh hang on, I didn't mean that to be as bad it sounds.
It sounded much funnier in my head  |
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By *ip73Man
over a year ago
Stanwell |
"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike"
Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike
Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe"
dressed up by a str*ngler in the woods while he washed a vest for the Pope |
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike
Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe dressed up by a str*ngler in the woods while he washed a vest for the Pope"
Trussed up with the Str@nglers in hoods whilst they watched vast pipes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How the fuck did I miss this thread?? It's all lies!! 
Watch out for the duck, it's headed towards Red Monkeys thighs!"
if you believe the duck ,there's a head near red Monkeys thighs |
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How the fuck did I miss this thread?? It's all lies!!
Watch out for the duck, it's headed towards Red Monkeys thighs!
if you believe the duck ,there's a head near red Monkeys thighs"
If you have some luck you may hear Red-monkey's sighs |
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike
Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe dressed up by a str*ngler in the woods while he washed a vest for the Pope
Trussed up with the Str@nglers in hoods whilst they watched vast pipes "
The Str@nglers dressed up in hoods and played the bagpipes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How the fuck did I miss this thread?? It's all lies!!
Watch out for the duck, it's headed towards Red Monkeys thighs!
if you believe the duck ,there's a head near red Monkeys thighs
If you have some luck you may hear Red-monkey's sighs "
if you have some luck you can try one of Red Monkeys pies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these 
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease"
cod and chips with vinegar please |
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please"
Branston pickle bread and cheese |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese "
Richard Branson has a disease |
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese "
Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese
Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze "
Richard Branson thinks he's the bees knees |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese
Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze
Richard Branson thinks he's the bees knees"
Richard Branson thinks he's one of the Bee Gees |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese
Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze
Richard Branson thinks he's the bees knees
Richard Branson thinks he's one of the Bee Gees"
the bee gees like branston pickle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese
Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze
Richard Branson thinks he's the bees knees
Richard Branson thinks he's one of the Bee Gees
the bee gees like branston pickle"
The bee's knee's like rampant tickles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese
Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze
Richard Branson thinks he's the bees knees
Richard Branson thinks he's one of the Bee Gees
the bee gees like branston pickle
The bee's knee's like rampant tickles"
The bee's pees like rampant rabbits |
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these
Oh God I'm hapless with fleas
Oh God my pappion has got fleas
Oh God red simian disease
Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease
cod and chips with vinegar please
Branston pickle bread and cheese
Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze
Richard Branson thinks he's the bees knees
Richard Branson thinks he's one of the Bee Gees
the bee gees like branston pickle
The bee's knee's like rampant tickles
The bee's pees like rampant rabbits "
The beans peaked like rancid rarebits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sexless bastard's in Harvey Nicks
sexstarved braless just in your knicks
sexstarved braless pissed in your knicks"
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sixty bras placed down your knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid"
the
F****** thought Police about early this morning.. why is there always one wants to try and ruin a thread.. go away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid the
F****** thought Police about early this morning.. why is there always one wants to try and ruin a thread.. go away"
Yeah go and start a thread about salt being to salty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s
i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s"
I did some brass rubbings in my knickers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s
i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s"
I rubbed some bras in the Swinging 60s |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s
i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s I rubbed some bras in the Swinging 60s"
I rubbed some Swinging bras |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid"
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the following are now politically incorrect ..
French kissing.
implies they are unhygienic ..
Irish sausages.. could imply they are thick sausages
..Gypsy creams.. possibly been travelling around the country so stale.
Yorkshire puddings..
implies Yorkshire people are overweight..
English muffins possibly offensive to lady parts..
Greek marbles.. could be interpreted as the Greeks have lost them.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s
i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s I rubbed some bras in the Swinging 60s I rubbed some Swinging bras"
I rubbed some swinging sisters |
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid the
F****** thought Police about early this morning.. why is there always one wants to try and ruin a thread.. go away"
We're won't be allowed to describe bare-backing as Russian roulette next!! |
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid..
the following are now politically incorrect ..
French kissing.
implies they are unhygienic ..
Irish sausages.. could imply they are thick sausages
..Gypsy creams.. possibly been travelling around the country so stale.
Yorkshire puddings..
implies Yorkshire people are overweight..
English muffins possibly offensive to lady parts..
Greek marbles.. could be interpreted as the Greeks have lost them.. "
It's all Greek to me .. oh wait ... can I say that ... will I be shot by the PC police???? |
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