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"People who stand in awkward places like in a supermarket aisle. "
Especially when they just stand there for ages staring at the shelf like they're in a trance. Or when they keep picking whatever it is up that they're looking at, studiously reading the label, putting it back down, thinking about it then picking it up and reading the label again. JUST PUT IT IN YOUR TROLLEY OR FECKIN' MOVE!! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Silly Snapchat filters. Why do so called adults insist on making themselves into cartoon characters? It must be very disappointing for the people they meet when they discover they are not sporting bunny ears, dog noses or large glasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating with their mouths open
Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit "
i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got |
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"Eating with their mouths open
Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got"
They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies |
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I've just driven home, it's 16° according to my watch, 18° according to my car
Either way. It's warm.
So why have I just walked into my house to find the heating on?
Thermostat on 30°
That really gets my chuffin goat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating with their mouths open
Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got
They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies "
i gave up after the first 2 funny looks i must have had my trout costume that day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your knickers elastic goes but you don't notice until you're out of the house and have to spend all day sticking your hand in your jeans and pulling them up. |
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"When your knickers elastic goes but you don't notice until you're out of the house and have to spend all day sticking your hand in your jeans and pulling them up. "
Even worse if they've been in the dryer and theres a pair of knickers stuck in the leg that you don't notice straight away x |
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"When your knickers elastic goes but you don't notice until you're out of the house and have to spend all day sticking your hand in your jeans and pulling them up. "
and thankful your wearing jeans  |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
My goatherd is paid very well to get my goats. The miniature ones who mow the roof of my turf roofed sex den are a bugger for escaping and chewing the neighbours guinea pig complex.
He is a 9th generation Wakandan goatherd and also adept as my alpaca whisperer |
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"Eating with their mouths open
Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got
They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies i gave up after the first 2 funny looks i must have had my trout costume that day "
Well I can only apologise for the ignorance and bad manners of some of my fellow Londoners, or you were unlucky enough to pick other visitors to the capital  |
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Lip smackers when there eating
Middle lane drivers
People who say there hard workers (usually telling you that when your working hard yourself and they are stood there watching)
Taxis
And that's just my Monday....wait till the end of the week, the list will be longer  |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
The supermarket checkout person who analyses your basket.
Pulled peas, vegan dairy spread.
Mighty meat feast pizza???
There is more than 1 person lives in my house - and fuck off anyway just give me my condoms, aubergines and coconut oil I’m in a hurry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who say on route instead of en route.
People who say out fresco instead of alfresco.
People who say expresso instead of espresso.
Bad manners.
Arrogance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating with their mouths open
Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got
They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies i gave up after the first 2 funny looks i must have had my trout costume that day
Well I can only apologise for the ignorance and bad manners of some of my fellow Londoners, or you were unlucky enough to pick other visitors to the capital "
no need theres miserable shits up here too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who sniff up and make that disgusting sound!!
Christians who won’t answer my questions.
Kids who squeal for no feckin reason.
Vague statuses for attention on Facebook
Sky movies “a new film everyday” but only 1 per month worth watching.
People who think their professions are THE most important |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who say on route instead of en route.
People who say out fresco instead of alfresco.
People who say expresso instead of espresso.
Bad manners.
Arrogance."
Omg yes! |
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"I've just driven home, it's 16° according to my watch, 18° according to my car
Either way. It's warm.
So why have I just walked into my house to find the heating on?
Thermostat on 30°
That really gets my chuffin goat
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I’m cold and about to put the heating on |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Aside from the expected ones like bigots and rude people etc a few driving related ones:
Drivers that think it's ok to park their car across two spaces in a supermarket car park and usually in a space close to the store entrance - I get that you don't want your nice shiny Audi/BMW/Merc to get dinked but if you're that precious about it park at the other end of the car park where there are always lots of free spaces.
Drivers that park in disabled/parent and child spaces despite not having a disability/child.
Drivers that speed up behind you flashing headlights and tailgating, expecting you to move out of the way, despite the fact you're already doing 80 and steadily overtaking cars on the inside lane.
Drivers in traffic who resolutely edge forward to prevent you getting out of a side turning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Automated telephone lines
Places that only take card payments
Some cyclists who hog the road
Self checkouts
Whoever designed some of the public toilets where there isnt enough room to swing a cat
Designer clothes because they're all made for little Chinese people
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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World book day, when the kids tell me the day before that they need to go to school dressed up as a book character. £30 later they are all dressed up and i have money left to buy them a book. |
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"World book day, when the kids tell me the day before that they need to go to school dressed up as a book character. £30 later they are all dressed up and i have money left to buy them a book."
Who the feck came up with this stupid idea? Was never a thing when I grew up and I still read books daily on the train. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. "
They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all
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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all
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Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all
Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it! "
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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"Nigel Farage and Donald Trump
All day every day, pair of bell ends
I'm starting to think they are the same person
They have the same master"
Do they? Let's assassinate them! No mercy for bell ends |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Very few things get my goat. Life is too short. Aside from those Meercat adverts (closely followed by the new Forette ads), the Conservative Party, Joe Pasquale, Cottage Cheese and not knowing whether my commas should come before or after the closed brackets!!! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Very few things get my goat. Life is too short. Aside from those Meercat adverts (closely followed by the new Forette ads), the Conservative Party, Joe Pasquale, Cottage Cheese and not knowing whether my commas should come before or after the closed brackets!!! "
And my inability to spell.
Florette and merecat/Meercat? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Very few things get my goat. Life is too short. Aside from those Meercat adverts (closely followed by the new Forette ads), the Conservative Party, Joe Pasquale, Cottage Cheese and not knowing whether my commas should come before or after the closed brackets!!! "
Great list. Although I like cottage cheese - just ate a pot with beetroot and horseradish condiment. Nom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all
Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it! "
Old people shouldn't be out shopping on the weekend though
I was thinking about pouncing on this one, but you two got here before me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drivers who get pissed off that you don't drive at the limit, if I'm running early and want to go slower why not? It's the limit, not compulsory. "
I hate you. You kill all the joy in driving. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all
Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it!
Old people shouldn't be out shopping on the weekend though
I was thinking about pouncing on this one, but you two got here before me. "
How do you define old? I'm old! Older than you. My (ex) father in law is 78 and completed the London Marathon a few weeks ago raising 10 grand for a local hospice. You're gonna ban him from shopping over the weekend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nigel Farage and Donald Trump
All day every day, pair of bell ends
I'm starting to think they are the same person
They have the same master
Do they? Let's assassinate them! No mercy for bell ends"
Putin seems to be pretty well protected |
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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago
Gleam Street |
Arseholes who call themselves football fans... out of the thousands who arrive here every week, and who are great fun and lovely peoplr...there are a few who insist on kicking our communal door in and pissing all over the close... then get annoyed when I throw water over them to clean up their mess.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you buy scissors and they come in an oyster pack or have cable ties. Out comes the tool box to get the scissors open.
Ikea with their direction arrows.
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"Drivers who get pissed off that you don't drive at the limit, if I'm running early and want to go slower why not? It's the limit, not compulsory. "
So no matter that the other drivers may be running late ?
No matter that they may need to be on time by adhering to the limit , and will be late if they get stuck behind someone like you ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So now I'm thinking about all the things I hate.
So have to think of something that I absolutely love.
Those hot flannels you get after an Indian Meal. Greatest thing ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Each to their own but I can't stand it when people talk to their dogs in that pathetic whiny high pitched voice as if they are children...which when it is children is also equally as annoying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who allow their children to interrupt adult conversation ( this actually makes me stabby  )
People who say "I'm never doing/ going to XY or Z again , then proceed to do it/ go there.
Cyclists on pavements. I don't care how old you are ITS AGAINST THE LAW!!
People who complain that this site is rubbish when they have put zero effort into their profile.
Bad day today, can you tell? |
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People with fucking umbrellas up also walking under there, so I have to step out into the rain.
YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA!!!! 
