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He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church. |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church. "
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg? |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?"
maybe he read the sex change thread yesterday |
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"Discuss."
The chap that is globally known as "The Pope" isn't actually a pope. He is:
"Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, Servant of the servants of God."
There are others with the title of Pope, but they're not catholic  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church. "
Second church? The Catholic Church split from the Orthodox Church. |
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"Discuss.
The chap that is globally known as "The Pope" isn't actually a pope. He is:
"Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, Servant of the servants of God."
There are others with the title of Pope, but they're not catholic "
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?"
I believe that this is true after an incident involving a female Pope. We wouldn't want a woman in the Vatican after all! |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?"
No there was never a woman pope and never will be, read the bible |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?"
I hope that is true. |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?
I hope that is true. "
True part is someone been pulling your leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?
I hope that is true. "
It's partly true. Some believe Pope John vii in the 9th century was actually a woman. The Vatican officials are said to perform a test to ensure that neither of the finalists are women in the Pope Idol contest.
The test has nothing to do with looking at their bottoms. They put both finalist driving a car with a nun in the passenger seat. Both drivers have a map and are told to drive to some obscure village 10 miles north of Rome.
*If one takes two hours to get there and is not on speaking terms with the nun on arrival, he is then declared Pontiff.
*If the other driver gets there quickly on good terms with the nun, she is disqualified ( usually on testimony from the nun that the driver stopped and asked a local for directions ).
*If both reach their destintation late with 'a picture and no sound' nun with crossed arms, pursed lips while looking out her window... then the driver who's nun slams her door most fiercely when exiting the car is declared Pope  |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?
I hope that is true.
It's partly true. Some believe Pope John vii in the 9th century was actually a woman. The Vatican officials are said to perform a test to ensure that neither of the finalists are women in the Pope Idol contest.
The test has nothing to do with looking at their bottoms. They put both finalist driving a car with a nun in the passenger seat. Both drivers have a map and are told to drive to some obscure village 10 miles north of Rome.
*If one takes two hours to get there and is not on speaking terms with the nun on arrival, he is then declared Pontiff.
*If the other driver gets there quickly on good terms with the nun, she is disqualified ( usually on testimony from the nun that the driver stopped and asked a local for directions ).
*If both reach their destintation late with 'a picture and no sound' nun with crossed arms, pursed lips while looking out her window... then the driver who's nun slams her door most fiercely when exiting the car is declared Pope "
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?
I hope that is true.
It's partly true. Some believe Pope John vii in the 9th century was actually a woman. The Vatican officials are said to perform a test to ensure that neither of the finalists are women in the Pope Idol contest.
The test has nothing to do with looking at their bottoms. They put both finalist driving a car with a nun in the passenger seat. Both drivers have a map and are told to drive to some obscure village 10 miles north of Rome.
*If one takes two hours to get there and is not on speaking terms with the nun on arrival, he is then declared Pontiff.
*If the other driver gets there quickly on good terms with the nun, she is disqualified ( usually on testimony from the nun that the driver stopped and asked a local for directions ).
*If both reach their destintation late with 'a picture and no sound' nun with crossed arms, pursed lips while looking out her window... then the driver who's nun slams her door most fiercely when exiting the car is declared Pope
That's a nice fairy tale "
Beats looking for bits under an old mans vestments  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?
I hope that is true.
It's partly true. Some believe Pope John vii in the 9th century was actually a woman. The Vatican officials are said to perform a test to ensure that neither of the finalists are women in the Pope Idol contest.
The test has nothing to do with looking at their bottoms. They put both finalist driving a car with a nun in the passenger seat. Both drivers have a map and are told to drive to some obscure village 10 miles north of Rome.
*If one takes two hours to get there and is not on speaking terms with the nun on arrival, he is then declared Pontiff.
*If the other driver gets there quickly on good terms with the nun, she is disqualified ( usually on testimony from the nun that the driver stopped and asked a local for directions ).
*If both reach their destintation late with 'a picture and no sound' nun with crossed arms, pursed lips while looking out her window... then the driver who's nun slams her door most fiercely when exiting the car is declared Pope "
That made me laugh! Good work, give that man a sainthood, then martyr him and use him as relics for blasphemy |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?"
Check the pooper before declaring then pope |
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"Discuss.
He is the Bishop of Rome. Catholic comes from the Greek word for universal. Hence it's the universal church known as such since the Reformation. Before that it was simply the church. I expect Mr Pope just thinks he is leader of the first church.
Is it true they check the new pope's bottom to make sure he is a man, because there was a woman who pretended to be a man once and became Pope?
Or was someone pulling my leg?
I hope that is true.
It's partly true. Some believe Pope John vii in the 9th century was actually a woman. The Vatican officials are said to perform a test to ensure that neither of the finalists are women in the Pope Idol contest.
The test has nothing to do with looking at their bottoms. They put both finalist driving a car with a nun in the passenger seat. Both drivers have a map and are told to drive to some obscure village 10 miles north of Rome.
*If one takes two hours to get there and is not on speaking terms with the nun on arrival, he is then declared Pontiff.
*If the other driver gets there quickly on good terms with the nun, she is disqualified ( usually on testimony from the nun that the driver stopped and asked a local for directions ).
*If both reach their destintation late with 'a picture and no sound' nun with crossed arms, pursed lips while looking out her window... then the driver who's nun slams her door most fiercely when exiting the car is declared Pope "
I'll run this past by ever so traditional Catholic dad ...cant wait to see his face |
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In Liverpool the left footers wrote 'God Save Our Pope' in huge letters on a wall. Overnight the proddy's came along and added a Y and an E to 'Pope'. It was there for years. Became a sort of landmark ?? |
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